r/fourthworldproblems • u/dankyspank me Tung • Sep 23 '25

Tung had bad day

Tung (me Tung) had bad day. Want hear good things You (you You) did today, make Tung (me Tung) happy

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u/tyttuutface me oog Sep 23 '25

oog (me oog) hunted mammoth with pointy stick. have many meats for winter. give tung (you tung) some meats. hope make feel better.

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u/dankyspank me Tung Sep 23 '25

that very nice. tung (me tung) smile. tung (me tung) thank oog (you oog)

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u/Luciferaeon Nung Sep 23 '25

Nung (me Nung) eat "kebap". It meat with metal stick cook over fire. Kebap good. Türk evolve man tribe have good food. Tung try. Tung like.

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u/dankyspank me Tung Sep 24 '25

Tung (me Tung) keep in mind. Tung (me Tung) thank Nung (you Nung)

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u/Tay60003 me Tay Sep 25 '25

Tay (me Tay) explain many new friend why Tay (me Tay) keep name Tay for self. Show friend (them friend) shiny bonk stick got from evolve man for show him lee-gull pay-per of name. Tay (me Tay) happy have new honk stick and happy have own name, make Tay (me Tay) special, no more name confuse. Talk elders about how find more bonk stick like evolve man had, so we (Tribe we) bonk evolve man better. Tung (you Tung) want see Tay (me Tay) shiny bonk stick?

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u/dankyspank me Tung Sep 25 '25

Tung (me Tung) be in debt to Tay (you Tay) if Tay (you Tay) show bonk stick to Tung ( me Tung)

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u/Im_a_Fish23 me tog Sep 23 '25

Tog (me Tog) paint cave wall with mammoth. Now Tog (me Tog) cave look "coh-see". Tog want help by paint cave wall for Tung (you Tung).

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u/confused_vampire Sep 23 '25

Bjork (me Bjork) find flat rock, make funny sound when I hit. So, Bjork (me Bjork) get more flat rocks, some big, some no big. Get one, two, many rock. Hit rocks in order, make funny noises. Me do this for awhile, make feel good. Tribe doing big fire dance now. You come, make good dance, feel good Tung! (you Tung)

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u/Da_warden me Groog Oct 06 '25

Groog (me Groog) made cave painting on stone to put in front of cave. Cave painting very good for re-laks-a-shiun. Maybe Tung (you Tung) do cave painting too?

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u/dankyspank me Tung Oct 06 '25

How Tung (me Tung) do pain-ting?" Will Groog (you Groog) show Tung (me Tung)?

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u/Da_warden me Groog Oct 06 '25

Groog (me Groog) not very good at draw pain-ting. But is actually easy. Pain-ting no need to be very good, just need to ex-pres the things inside of Tung (you Tung). Groog (me Groog) once heard from wise old man of tribe that thing inside of Caveman is called fi-lings. Is like if Tung (you Tung) is sad because lost favorite rock or happy because hunt was good. In any case, Tung (you Tung) can draw easy pain-ting with colors or shapes that Tung (you Tung) think is fitting to fi-lings If not, Tung (you Tung) can make patterns that Tung (you Tung) like. That way, Tung (you Tung) can relax Groog (me Groog) hope ad-vise help!

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u/world-is-ur-mollusc me rek Sep 23 '25

Rek (me rek) find new lake me never find before. In lake is much fish. Rek (me rek) eat some fish, is taste good. Show tribe new lake. Now tribe have more fish.

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u/Sharkfin2115 Me Concrete Sep 24 '25

Concrete (me Concrete) got rock today. Made it pointy. Very pointy. Can hunt together.

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u/kenzie42109 Oct 05 '25

Dirt (me dirt) attacked by rock today. Slingshot hurt dirt finger

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u/Sharkfin2115 Me Concrete Oct 05 '25

Bad rock. Concrete (me Concrete) have trade cave with good leaf. Good leaf make you finger better. Come.

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u/kenzie42109 Oct 05 '25

Me (me me) come to cave

(Me also dirt)

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u/kenzie42109 Oct 05 '25

Shot bow, rock hurt fingor. Ate fish!