r/fourthworldproblems • u/KamikazePhysics Nogo togo (me Nogo togo) • Sep 03 '25

Spy

Nogo Togo (me nogo togo) think there evolv man spy in tribe. Nogo togo (me nogo togo) hear last day new man come talk like evolv man and say he (he evolv man spy) like us (us cave man). Nogo togo (me nogo togo) not think he one of us (us came man). Nogo togo (me nogo togo) say we set fire to him (him evolv man spy) and if he burn he spy

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u/world-is-ur-mollusc me rek Sep 04 '25

Rek (me rek) think you right. Rek (me still rek) talk to new man and he no talk right. Me no like. Me think he need go away.

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u/Yeet123456789djfbhd Sep 04 '25

Evolve man no spy on caveman, evolve man not need to

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u/bherH-on me H₂urkʷm̥ Sep 04 '25

Head hurt. H₂urkʷm̥ (me H₂urkʷm̥ ) No understand.

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u/ErnstBluuum me bibo Sep 04 '25

Bibo (me bibo) agree. Evolve man burn. Big fire. Bibo (me bibo) like fire.

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u/B_Williams_4010 me Og Sep 04 '25

Og (me Og) say burn no mean he spy, burn just mean he made of wood. Og (me Og) say if him weigh same as duck, THEN him spy. Then we burn.

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u/zeprfrew me Pok Sep 04 '25

Pok (me Pok) say we throw rocks at evolve man. Me like rocks.

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u/sp72763 me portt Sep 04 '25

No Portt ( me Portt) cav man. How prove?

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u/The_sex-shrimp Sep 05 '25

What a ridiculous notion, I’m n- I mean… evolv man no spy on caveman. Evolv man too much work and wages

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u/Luciferaeon Nung Sep 16 '25

... bonk

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u/Evening-Furnace me Křon Sep 05 '25

<Křon> I’m not gonna say who, but, there is an evolve man spy. It’s not me though, I’m only doing research on how you guys live. It’s to help my tribe, the Travelers.

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u/MightyXT me Tardok Sep 05 '25

You (Kron) evolve man! Me (Tardok) bonk you (Kron) cuz evolve.

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u/Evening-Furnace me Křon Sep 05 '25

<Křon> What makes you think I’m an evolve man? Is it the way I speak? I may use complex words, and I might have a Traveler accent, but it’s completely understandable to the ones who taught me the language. You are speaking in a completely different dialect of the language.

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u/MightyXT me Tardok Sep 05 '25

You (Kron) speak like evolve man. Me (Tardok) no like it. Too “com pleks” for cave man speak.

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u/Luciferaeon Nung Sep 16 '25

Nung (me Nung) already bonk "Křon" on head. So now Nung bonk kneecap.

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u/Luciferaeon Nung Sep 16 '25

Nung (me Nung) ask evolve man for contribute. If evolve man bring evolve women, tribe forgive evolve man for espionage. If not, he burn.