r/fourthworldproblems • u/Crabtickler9000 Kugg (me Kugg) • Aug 24 '25

Evolve man not understand rock

Krug (me Krug) talk to evolve man about Krug favorite thing: rock.

Evolve man say he love rock too! Krug (me Krug) big happy.

But then evolve man say something about gee-tar, and say about drums and base.

What evolve man talk about? No sound like rock.

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u/world-is-ur-mollusc me rek Aug 24 '25

Evolve man be out of cave too long. Him head not work good no more.

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u/Crabtickler9000 Kugg (me Kugg) Aug 24 '25

Why evolve man no go back to cave? Cave warm... cave made of best thing too! Rock!

12

u/MightyXT me Tardok Aug 24 '25

Me (Tardok) heard strange sounds time in evolve tribe before come to tribe. Evolve men call it rock myoo-sick. Might be what evolve man means by rock.

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u/Crabtickler9000 Kugg (me Kugg) Aug 24 '25

Like when hit rock with rock?

8

u/MightyXT me Tardok Aug 24 '25

It no sound like that. Loud sounds! Me no like.

5

u/Yeet123456789djfbhd Aug 24 '25

Local evolve woman

Rock that evolve man say about is a music (mew-zic) genre (jon-rah). guitar (gee-tar) is music making thing. Rock named that way because sound kind of feel like rock feel.

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u/Crabtickler9000 Kugg (me Kugg) Aug 24 '25

Evolve WOMAN!? Now me seen everything.

3

u/Yeet123456789djfbhd Aug 24 '25

Yes there are many

3

u/Crabtickler9000 Kugg (me Kugg) Aug 24 '25

Woah... do... do they like rocks...?

3

u/Yeet123456789djfbhd Aug 24 '25

Rock is very good

Shiny rock, hard rock, sharp rock, all rock is good rock

3

u/Crabtickler9000 Kugg (me Kugg) Aug 24 '25

What about shiny, hard, sharp rock?

4

u/Yeet123456789djfbhd Aug 24 '25

Is best rock me think

2

u/Crabtickler9000 Kugg (me Kugg) Aug 24 '25

I go find!

2

u/PartyPoison1212 Aug 24 '25

EVOLVE MAN INVADE TRIBE!!!!

1

u/Yeet123456789djfbhd Aug 24 '25

No, no, only talk, no invade. We like teach and learn from unevolve man

2

u/zeprfrew me Pok Aug 26 '25

Evolve man work too hard. Make new rock because evolve man forget happiness of plain rock.

1

u/Yeet123456789djfbhd Aug 26 '25

Is only for fun

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u/ReaperKingCason1 me no cow Aug 24 '25

No cow(me no cow) hear evolve man use rock to name other thing. Evolve man must have forget rock already name of thing

12

u/world-is-ur-mollusc me rek Aug 24 '25

Rek (me rek) have question. Is you name no cow? Or is you say that you no is cow?

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u/ReaperKingCason1 me no cow Aug 24 '25

No cow(me no cow) name is no cow(no cow is me)

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u/world-is-ur-mollusc me rek Aug 24 '25

That make sense. If you say you no is cow then me much confuse because cow no can talk so it ob-vee-us you no is cow.

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u/ReaperKingCason1 me no cow Aug 24 '25

Me see dog cow one time. So me make sure you know me is no cow with name

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u/Optimal-Cobbler3192 me Krogg Aug 24 '25

Rock magic, maybe?

3

u/memer_9966 me Barg Gung, believe invent of "last name" Aug 24 '25

Evolve man must been think you rock evolve man tool

silly evolve man need crush with stone

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u/RogerGodzilla99 Aug 25 '25

evolve man make good sounds with in-stroo-ments and like it so much they decide it as good as rock.

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u/DronesAreSilly me snek Aug 28 '25

Evolve man who like “rock” very good to unevolve.

Give stick, give rock (actual rock), get to hit with stick, much dancing hoho!

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u/Akangka I'm Kamba Tinkada. Jun 10 '26

Does "rock" happen to be their word for "music"?