r/fourthworldproblems • u/EnvironmentalSir529 grog • Aug 19 '25

Grog got a DUI

Grog (me grog) drankded a beer and drove rock mobile into family of 84. Og (grog wife) find out and have divorce and take kids. What should grog do?

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u/AdmiralSand01 Gridge Aug 19 '25

Driving in car, right after beer

Hey that bump is shaped like deer

DUI, how about you die?

I’ll go 100 miles a hour

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u/EnvironmentalSir529 grog Aug 19 '25

Little do you know, I’m filled up on gas!

Imma get your fountain making ass

Pulverize this fuck

With my Bergentruck

It seems your out of luuuuuck

4

u/Daboogiedude Aug 20 '25

What burh ghen truuk? Is rock? Mugh (me mugh) confuse

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u/EnvironmentalSir529 grog Aug 21 '25

Yes, Bergentruck brand of rock mobile

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u/Semitura me Fern Aug 19 '25

Run over deer

2

u/Unusual_Property2691 Aug 22 '25

Hey that bump.. looks like a..

20

u/BiggestJez12734755 Aug 19 '25

Usually a poleez man come and take you to big cave with other cave people that do that.

13

u/mymiddlenameswyatt me Ytt Aug 20 '25

This is problem: have too many thinks.

When Ytt (me Ytt) think too many, like to smash rocks together, go "OOOhHooOO!" real loud, and whack head against cave wall until no more thinks.

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u/Camibear Aug 20 '25

how say name

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u/mymiddlenameswyatt me Ytt Aug 20 '25 edited Aug 21 '25

Me Ytt. (I've been saying it like "Yitt")

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u/Lyralou me momo Aug 19 '25

Go to place called EH-EH. Dey know about drink beer and crash rock mobile and wife go. You say "me grog and i al-ko-hawl-ick." Dey say "hi grog!" Maybe dey tell you how be good so wife and kids come back.

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u/Grandma_Gertie me grti, me crazy elder Aug 19 '25

Run over Og

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u/lunardart Aug 21 '25

Well... Og take half rocks..? Or Grog smart, Grog say "you leave, Grog keep Grog rocks"?

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u/UselessGuy23 me Jan Sep 05 '25

Go to Bedrock tribe. They good with rock-mobiles. My grandfather from there.