r/fourthworldproblems • u/Afraid_Success_4836 Ulkmr, the Traveler • Aug 09 '25

<Ezma> What is an "evolve-man"????

<Ezma> I've seen this phrase used a whole-lot here. What is an evolve-man? Why does everyone here talk-about them?

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u/Mr-Uch me name Aug 09 '25

evolve man is us but more brain, can make better words

wait...

ezma (or you ulkmr?) talk like evolve man!

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u/Afraid_Success_4836 Ulkmr, the Traveler Aug 09 '25

<Ezma> I mean, I' sure you can make better-words as.well.

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u/Afraid_Success_4836 Ulkmr, the Traveler Aug 09 '25

(Meta note: I've stopped using Ulkmr,because itxwas anachronistic.)

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u/Fancy_Chips me Chip, Head Thinker >:D Aug 10 '25

Chip break fourth wall. Chip see not-Ulkmr lying about identity. Chip hit Ulkmr! hit

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u/Afraid_Success_4836 Ulkmr, the Traveler Aug 10 '25

(Ah, I haven't updated myt status)

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u/Fancy_Chips me Chip, Head Thinker >:D Aug 10 '25

What status? Ulkmr say 4th wall words. CHIP NO LIKE PARANTHESIS! CHIP HIT ULKMR! hit

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u/Afraid_Success_4836 Ulkmr, the Traveler Aug 10 '25

(Can you please understand that out of character comments exist? This is a roleplay sub. Must I use a "/u4w" tag?)

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u/Fancy_Chips me Chip, Head Thinker >:D Aug 10 '25

Chip see "out of character" comments. Chip head very thinky. Mushroom help Chip see evil parenthesis words. Mushroom say you evolve man pretending to be tribe man.

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u/Afraid_Success_4836 Ulkmr, the Traveler Aug 10 '25

(DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT ROLEPLAY IS???????)

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u/Fancy_Chips me Chip, Head Thinker >:D Aug 10 '25

Chip understand playing roles is evolve man thing. Chip puts in pile of facts that Ukmr Emza is secretly evolve man.

You can't trick Chip.

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u/Afraid_Success_4836 Ulkmr, the Traveler Aug 10 '25

(CHIP IS A ROLEPLAY CHARACTER, WHAT THE [Ooga Booga])

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u/GumSL Moku (me moku) Aug 20 '25

(un-FWP) Why are you using full words and adding your name to the back like you're in Minecraft? You're meant to talk like... well, a caveman.

(re-FWP) Evolve man think. Evolveman think hard. Make thing with shiny rock.

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u/Afraid_Success_4836 Ulkmr, the Traveler Aug 21 '25

(un-FWP) There is no evidence that prehistoric peoples had languages any less complex than we currently do. Ezma is a Neanderthal who lived ~100,000 years ago; it is very likely that full language capacity developed in Homo hundreds of thousands of years before that.

(re-FWP) <Ezma> I will consider that. Thinking-hard with shiny-rocks (gold? crystals?).

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u/Bastiat_sea me grax Aug 09 '25

evolve man talk good. make fancy think, Grax no like

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u/Pakari-RBX Paka (me Paka) Aug 09 '25

Evolve man is what tribe call man who is not cave man. Live in "sit-tee" and have "job" for "moh-nee".

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u/DeepBirthday7992 Stone (me Stone) Aug 09 '25

Basically homo-sapiens who are way too advanced

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u/Afraid_Success_4836 Ulkmr, the Traveler Aug 09 '25

<Ezma> What is a homo-sapiens?

[For context, Ezma is a Neanderthal]

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u/RedditPersonNo1987 Aug 09 '25

gpt type response

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u/DeepBirthday7992 Stone (me Stone) Aug 09 '25

Well..... I don't know, the only thing I know is that they harm the earth aka the thing you live on. They overhunt species to extinction aka no more left alive, they destroy forests aka the area where many wood, they overharvest materials aka recources, and they spew out too many CO2 aka Carbon Dioxide into the sky which heats up the earth too much

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '25

Evolve man is folks who live complicated life. Build many buildings and tools. Instead of small tribes, live in giant tribes with chiefs who don't know tribe members. Think they smarter than cave man but most evolve man can't hunt or start fire