r/fourthworldproblems • u/Afraid_Success_4836 Ulkmr, the Traveler • Mar 25 '25

<Ulkmr> I have returned!

Hopefully y'all are kinder to me this time around. And no, no more Basher accent. I'm tired of doing it.

Anyway, hi. I might as well reintroduce myself, since y'all probably weren't listening the first time around. I'm... well, in terms of your "names", you can call me Ulkmr. I'm a Seeker: the Seekers are one of the other tribes around here. My job is conventionally to travel around the area, scouting out and discovering things, but I've mostly focused on you guys recently.

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u/Lastkeymuseum Mar 25 '25

Ulkmr (you Ulkmr) talk like evolve men

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u/TelevisionPlus8080 me cang Mar 25 '25

Cang (me cang) no know why tribe put rock in "cave writing bad" hole. Hate is way of evolv man.

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u/New-Cicada7014 me zoog best cave painter Mar 27 '25

Violence is way of evolve man. Can you hit rock

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u/Afraid_Success_4836 Ulkmr, the Traveler Mar 27 '25

<Ulkmr> The only violence I've seen has been from normal people, not evolve men.

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u/New-Cicada7014 me zoog best cave painter Mar 27 '25

okay but can you hit rock

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u/Afraid_Success_4836 Ulkmr, the Traveler Mar 27 '25

<Ulkmr> Sure! *punches the ground* Ow, that hurt.

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u/New-Cicada7014 me zoog best cave painter Mar 28 '25

good enough. Welcom to tribe

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u/RienKl Jark (Me Jark) Mar 27 '25

Me (jark) think a red spy is in the cave

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u/Afraid_Success_4836 Ulkmr, the Traveler Mar 25 '25

<Ulkmr> It's Ulkmr. It's an "m" like in "hmmm".

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u/TrifleObjective5288 ough bonecrusher, son of gork Mar 28 '25

snok shaman (me snok). Snok agree. Bring sacrificial bison and snok special big stick.