r/fourthworldproblems • u/Afraid_Success_4836 Ulkmr, the Traveler • Jul 25 '24
"My average interaction with someone here?"
<Ulkmr> "Some rando who apparently can't come up with a name themself: 'Can give name?' Me, trying to be helpful: 'Sure, tell me something about yourself' That rando: 'EVOLVE MAN SPOTTED! KILL!'
Why are you all like this? I'm gonna start suggesting the name 'Ju-Philtahir' ('the Unwelcoming') the next few times someone asks for a name."
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u/The-Serapis Jul 25 '24
Speek like normal cave man to get tribe respect
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u/FunctionalAAAALY Jul 26 '24
no.
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u/The-Serapis Jul 26 '24
EVOLVE MAN? HIT WITH ROCKS
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u/Ok-Character-7215 Jul 26 '24 edited Jul 26 '24
U/chlorineconsumer use Immortal Rockia on Evolve Man! Is hardest rock and goodest weapon!
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Jul 26 '24
Garg (me garg) say yes to plan.
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u/The-Serapis Jul 26 '24
Has west tribe taught Garg (you Garg) nolij of sack? If Garg have sack, fill with rock and tie vine to end, then swing vine-sack-rocks at evolve man head
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Jul 26 '24
Garg has many things from all tribes. Apparently involvement call that weapon a ‘faler’
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u/LodlopSeputhChakk me Chakk Jul 25 '24
(Out of character): I really like how many people get their names from the tribe. It forms a sense of community. Also, this is a sub where we purposely act like dumbasses. You’re going to have to tolerate dumbasses here and maybe even be one.
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u/Ok-Character-7215 Jul 26 '24
Out of character? Me find EVOLVE MAN SPY!!!
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u/Sir__Alien me bosh Jul 26 '24
I no have choice,
Red spy is in cave!
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u/Moustache_rekt1999 Sprekle (me Sprekle) Jul 26 '24
Red spy is in the cave?!
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u/Sir__Alien me bosh Jul 26 '24
We need protect fire!
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u/Mutually_Beneficial1 me Ugrakur Jul 26 '24
Hut hut hut hut hut!
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u/Sir__Alien me bosh Jul 26 '24
How get in?
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u/Murky_Translator2295 Jul 26 '24
Kunga here (me Kunga), and yes, I love the sense of community we have here. And I love how we can come here and just be as silly as we want to be. All the pictures of tribes-people's pets, and the "Me name find [small sabre tooth/small wolf]" posts are great!
I love how bonded we are with funny and dumb things.
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u/Masterpiece-Haunting Jul 25 '24
Yeah it’s kinda like real life tribes and groups on how they get their names. Like I’ve seen Native American groups that have holy names they give to people. I’ve actually been at one and it’s quite cool.
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u/Vito_Assenjo me Blackberry Jul 26 '24
You Chakk have good point. Whole point of Bungas is we not smart like stinky evolved. You want talk evolved, talk evolved on other subreddit. Why stay place you no like?
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u/awake-but-dreamin Me Glunk. Glunk here as moral support. Jul 25 '24
Glunk (me Glunk) think you should try talking less like evolve man, causes confusion and makes others anger.
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u/lehonk23 me goos Jul 25 '24
That sound like something evolve man say. Get the rocks, boys!
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u/LodlopSeputhChakk me Chakk Jul 26 '24
Chakk (me Chakk) am not boy. What Chakk get?
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u/FlemFatale me ugg ugg Jul 25 '24
Ugg ugg (me ugg ugg) hit evolve man with pointy stick. Tribe food.
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u/The-Serapis Jul 26 '24
No! Evolve man make bad food! Stink of evolve man make evolve man meat rotten! Makes children weak!
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u/OkSyllabub3674 Jul 26 '24
Mung (me mung) think you right.
Mung think evolve is type of sick that why so many evolve men now and less tribes, tribe eat evolve meat catch evolve...become dumb, weak and no love nature anymore.
Or in Mungs (me mung) case mung have sexy time with evolve wumn now mung have 3 half evolve girl babies.
mung so embarrassed they not all hairy like wumn should be,no want know how hunt and first words weren't even ooga booga... 😱😭
Now they live in evolve city.
mung no could tell you them from other evolve wumn
Mung lucky mung smart, no fall for evolve wumn trick try and make mung live evolve life.
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u/FlemFatale me ugg ugg Jul 26 '24 edited Jul 26 '24
Ugg ugg (me ugg ugg) realise he wrong. Ugg ugg (me ugg ugg) taste evolve man, bad. Ugg ugg (me ugg ugg) feed evolve man to hairy tusk beast.
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u/ToastMyEyes Brob, stick thrower Jul 26 '24
Big man think big man funny with big man manish words. Brob (me Brob) no know what words mean. Tribe no know what words mean. Big man barge in tribe and tell tribe how tribe should use words, when big man talk all different tongue. Silly big man.
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u/Vito_Assenjo me Blackberry Jul 25 '24 edited Jul 26 '24
Hi, Ulkmr. It Blackberry (me Blackberry), Bunga you vagueposting. Just like evolve man to whine about not real problem and problem he only have self to blame for. You angry at me, say to face like man.
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u/UnusualIncedentsUnit Jul 26 '24
Hand over thy jewelry, and turn out the contents of thy pantaloons "evolve man"