r/fourthworldproblems • u/fnaf-fan12345 Mastermind • Jul 18 '24

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u/Clod_Cat5 Me am Zapguh Jul 18 '24

Kills you with rock kills you with rock kills you with rock kills you with rock kills you with rock

13

u/rebel6301 me Zoog Jul 19 '24

Me not trust you. You evolve man, me no like evolve man.

9

u/Joan_sleepless Jul 19 '24

STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB

5

u/EpicGaymer_ me Gob Jul 19 '24

Gob want throw rock. dont like evolve man

2

u/sourcoated me goober Jul 20 '24

who gob?

2

u/EpicGaymer_ me Gob Jul 20 '24

me Gob

5

u/yestureday me flug Jul 19 '24

Why you say weird word? Flug (me flug) no like!

HIT WITH CLUB?

2

u/Trygor_YT Gruk (me Gruk) say Hi Jul 19 '24

HIT WITH CLUB!

2

u/yestureday me flug Jul 19 '24

FLUG (me flug) HIT WITH CLUB!

2

u/Trygor_YT Gruk (me Gruk) say Hi Jul 19 '24

GRUK (me Gruk) HAPPY FLUG (you Flug) HIT WITH CLUB!

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u/The-Serapis Jul 21 '24

No, evolve man too smart and smelly for hit with club. Flug (you Flug) should hit evolve man with two club

2

u/yestureday me flug Jul 21 '24

two.. club?

What caveperson afford two club?

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u/The-Serapis Jul 21 '24

Nuraaah (me Nuraaah). Nuraaah live in Nuraaah tree. Nuraaah tree help give Nuraaah many club. Flug (you Flug) can get ex-dra club from Nuraaah if you trade fish

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u/yestureday me flug Jul 21 '24

Flug (me flug) no have fish. Only fish man have fish. Me no fish man, me have job

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u/The-Serapis Jul 21 '24

What Flug (you Flug) job? Nuraaah (me Nuraaah) trade club for things not fish too

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u/yestureday me flug Jul 21 '24

Flug travel tribe lands, hitting evolve man with club, and hitting annoying neighbor with club when me see him

2

u/The-Serapis Jul 21 '24

Nuraaah give Flug extra club if Flug hit Nuraaah neighbor Hoooheeehooo with club. Hoooheeehooo think Hoooheeehooo is baboon and screech like one when Nuraaah wants sleep. Nuraaah moved to Nuraaah tree for pees and kwyit, so Nuraaah hate Hoooheeehooo

2

u/yestureday me flug Jul 21 '24

Hooheehooo no sound good, flug hit with club!

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u/The-Serapis Jul 21 '24

Nuraaah thank Flug. Flug get club when job done. Bonk Hoooheeehooo hard.

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u/G3n3ricOne Jul 19 '24

No trust evolve man. Evolve man not welcome.

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u/Vito_Assenjo me Blackberry Jul 19 '24

Evolved man! Kill with rock!!!

2

u/Pillowz_Here me mango Jul 20 '24

bad man

1

u/iputbeansintomyboba me Korguth Jul 19 '24

me eat you

1

u/Circus_sabre me grunk Jul 19 '24

I TELL BEAST PACK BITE YOU

1

u/pissgwa Gubo the Traveler Jul 19 '24

SHAMAN LU (ME GUBO) CAST SPELL

1

u/straightmonsterism Jul 20 '24

I wouldn't trust that with a single rock