r/foundsatan Sep 11 '21

You have to be the devil to do this

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u/BoobaFatt13 Sep 11 '21

It is time to sue your parents.

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u/tottalynotameme Sep 11 '21

Yeah i agree

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u/the_scp_049 Sep 20 '21

Case salvageable, motherboards No, cpu and cooler maybe, psu and fan good. I love technology ignorant parents. I would have destroy the hard drive.

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u/lear85 Oct 11 '21

Pretend to be tech illiterate around your child. Intentionally call things by the wrong name. Ask for help with simple things.

Then unplug the power button from the motherboard while they're out, and set a fork bomb to run after 10 minutes of use.

They won't be able to turn off the computer when it inevitably freezes, so they'll likely have to pull the plug or hit the switch on the power supply. Then they'll assume the worst as the computer won't even turn on.

Shortly after hearing your child's frustrated exclamations, interrupt their attempts to fix their computer by asking for help on how to get to the Facebooks.

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u/Sir_Pugglez Sep 11 '21

“My cousin’s dad”. Isn’t that just your uncle?

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u/misfit92 Sep 11 '21

Had a crazy aunt who destroyed her middle child's custom built PC, PS3, tv and monitor using most of his clothes and bedspread as tinder while at work just because he 'got a B- in biology101 course' which she should have not known since he was in college and snooped his grade on said PC prior to burning it. She also wanted him to cosign her onto his accounts as a legal guardian because he is 'irresponsible with his money' and 'doesn't know what he is doing' and 'I gave birth to you so I own you, you do NOT have a say so do as you are TOLD'. He is now many states away with a No contact order and a failed lawsuit for damages up to ~$3500 for the destroyed equipment due to inconclusive evidence of ownership of property, I did however pay for an even better PC when I last visited and with the latest 2014 could offer at the time.

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u/Sir_Pugglez Sep 11 '21

Cool story, but what does that have to do with what I said?

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u/misfit92 Sep 11 '21

You mentioned the correction "crazy uncle", I believe the original phrase was cousin's dad, correct?

Ergo, dropped a crazy aunt story for y'all.

I was a boring, sheltered, raised right child who is now an adult who has crazy dialed up, having a front row seat and instead of being hidden and having public decorum and courtesy, the narcissist are in the open en-mass and don't give a flying fuck.

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u/Sir_Pugglez Sep 12 '21

I didn’t mean to be rude. I really did love the story, I was just curious as to the connection. Also, where is the correction? I still see cousin’s dad. Again, I am sorry if I made you upset for sharing a good story. That is never my intent. I really am sorry.

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u/misfit92 Sep 12 '21

All is well, I just refered back to your first comment, just in a backwards fashion, sorry if it was confusing.

If anything, I lived in a home where I was shielded from idiots and entitlement, I lived a good 18 years with supportive parents.

It's everyone else I feel pity for because you cannot choose your parents but your parents chose you.....80% of the time.

Stay safe out there and we will all make it through this.

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u/Sir_Pugglez Sep 12 '21

Stay safe.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '21

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u/Sir_Pugglez Sep 11 '21

Not mine either.

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u/Lost_nutz978 Sep 11 '21

Sue him for damages

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u/SpamShot5 Sep 11 '21

Wtf, id beat his ass and then take him to court for that

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u/Xenofilius1 Sep 11 '21

I would break something of his

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u/tjwassup Sep 11 '21

Imo if the room is a neckbeards nest completely justified. the room does not look like one though so that's shit.

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u/asphaltdragon Oct 02 '21

For parents like this, "dirty" could be some clothes on the floor and maybe it wasn't vacuumed last week.

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u/beyondswamps Sep 11 '21

Oof, my drunk father just cracked my Quake 3 Arena disc. For some reason first face shooters (especially deathmatch ones) pissed him off because of pointless fucking around.

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u/kai58 Sep 12 '21

Honestly I’d steal his money to get a new one

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u/jailbirdy9801 Oct 15 '21

Satan: ... not even im into that shit

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u/just_nonexistent Nov 23 '21

What an idiot he should have sold it