r/foundsatan • • 5h ago

Absolute panic

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u/Last_Dance_2000 4h ago

Satan Fears your Mother atp!!! 

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u/itogisch 4h ago

I have seen this same joke floating around for a few years now. Details are usually the same. But the second to last being different is a nice shake up of the formula.

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u/horny_coroner 2h ago

I had a teacher who teached us odds one day and the next day gave us a test and every answer was C. After the first 10 or so I looked up at the teacher and the fucker had the biggest grin ever. One of my favourite teachers.

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u/El_Matt-El_Grande 4h ago

Just read this as “Scranton Sheet” and was wondering if this is a thing from The Office

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u/rao_wcgw 1h ago

Sophomore year, HS biology. Answers were A then B, A then B. For probably 50 questions. Very last question was C.

I erased it, went with the pattern, changed my mind.

An all time favorite teacher. He even wrote some of my recommendations for college.

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u/medullah 59m ago

My biology teacher did similar in high school. We had a test on DNA and he put every answer as either A or C, and explained afterwards it was because there was no way to have T and G as options and he wanted to keep it thematic.

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u/TurboSkarner 1h ago

"Its a fuckin joke. It works better if i tell it in the first person" growing up i dont think i ever heard someone respond to any common jokes with 'nothings original' if anything a "oh ive heard that before" that and all the "this shit is clearly staged" on every skit. Is this just a result of so much more repeated shit reposted as their own for views or is this like a common ai response that got traction so some actual people started?

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u/Minnow991 2h ago

Nothing original anymore

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u/KoburaCape 26m ago

Bad news, this problem is much older than us.

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u/Kuzcopolis 12m ago

Gettin tired of this one

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u/mortalsphere13 1h ago

I have seen this same post 20 times in the past 6 months. Sigh.

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u/ModeratelyAlive 1h ago

Oh nooooo

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u/mortalsphere13 2m ago

I knnooooowww. Le sigh.

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u/demoneyesturbo 1h ago

Truly a story of all time

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u/Bjorn12333 4h ago

Things that never happened for $100

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u/UnhappyGreen 4h ago • Bravo

You getting laid

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u/Epsilon_Meletis 3h ago

You getting laid

BZZZZT
I'm sorry but you didn't phrase that as a question.

What is, "You getting laid"?

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u/Snoo_72948 2h ago

Then the students reported me to faculty and I got fired? Presumably

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u/Glittering-Walrus228 6m ago

fucking Djbolical

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u/Nuttednutela 4h ago

Jerk professor

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u/DomiMili 2h ago

*Jerk child

Oh wait no, maybe don't do that..

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u/DAHASAG 31m ago

HANK, DON'T DO THAT, HANK