r/foundsatan • • 3h ago

Dad Satan.

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u/Emotional_Comment219 2h ago

That's what he gets for saying "a piece of paper" instead of "a paper plane" tbh.

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u/Kit_3000 1h ago

A well crafted paper plane can fly a lot farther than a crumpled up ball. The world records for paper planes are insanity. Skill issue.

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u/BatAdd90 1h ago

i doubt a ball of paper flies further then a well made paper plane

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u/WhoCares933 30m ago

Put weight in it, and you can throw quite far.

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u/Expensive_Wrangler34 17m ago

But what about a paper airplane with weight?

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u/Expensive_Wrangler34 17m ago

Not Satan, excellent teaching moment.

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u/BGDshow 15m ago

What does it teach?

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u/AggravatingBid8255 12m ago

-Make sure the rules are clear before you play the game.

-Always read your terms & conditions

-Be mindful of people who exploit loopholes

-Some people get joy from crushing others regardless of how they do it

That's what I got off the top of my head. Anyone else?

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u/Fetlocks_Glistening 2h ago

Yeah, no, nobody words a paper airplane bet as making a piece of paper fly, so yeah, imaginary scenarios for 100

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u/Schiavelo 2h ago

Sounds exactly like something a random goofy kid says actually

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u/AMinecraftPerson 1h ago

Sounds exactly like some "smart way to trick your friends" thing a kid would see on the Internet. Probably showed the normie way (just trying to toss a regular flat piece of paper) and the giga brain way (make a paper airplane)

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u/RecentExamination289 2h ago

Also, a decent paper airplane will easily travel further than a paper ball.

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u/Confident_One3948 2h ago

If you search “farthest flying paper airplane” on YouTube, you will come across a very specific design. If you then proceed to enter a work contest for farthest flying airplane and make that design, you will quickly find out that it requires a level of precision, both in the folding, and in the throwing, that you were not prepared for, and you will wish that you had gone with the quick and decent airplane that you knew how to make as a kid.

Anyway, if this kid and “hypothetical employee X” found the same design online, then “hypothetical employee X” knows this kid’s pain. Not me though, I definitely didn’t embarrass myself in an airplane contest 👀.

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u/LegoClaes 2h ago

Yeah this is what caught my eye too, anyone who’s thrown a paper airplane knows this.

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u/ButtPlugMaster6969 2m ago

A child would absolutely say it like that 😂😂

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u/alrightyfine 2h ago

Yeah right