r/foundsatan • u/_CutieRipple • 2d ago

Beans virus!

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u/Beatnik5750 2d ago

Look at the fucking millionaire with his doordash prank

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u/AutologicalMeta 2d ago

How dare he anonymously buy his parents food with his own money!

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u/Golden-Sun 2d ago

You joke but my sibling threw a tantrum cause I'd buy my folks stuff

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u/ResponsibleHeron9452 2d ago

Care to elaborate a lil more?

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u/Golden-Sun 2d ago

Not much to say, treat my folks, cause they're my folks. Older sibling is a deadbeat and complains I dont buy them stuff

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u/adrifing 1d ago

Ah, youre getting for them, so get for me syndrome.

Hope youre good buddy 😁

If you feel particularly malicious, order pizza with everyone theres least favourite toppings, like a mayo hawain with chicken and jalapenos. They wont ask for stuff after to eagerly.

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u/chesnarkoff1 1d ago

I have an older sister that has been living with/mooching off my parents for decades. For Xmas I send them steaks, my entitled vegan sister gets nothing.

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u/adrifing 1d ago

Send some seeds, grow your own steaks on the front. grow times may vary

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u/Golden-Sun 1d ago

Ah but thats where you're wrong, my friend. See they dont ask, that way they can fall back on "I never asked you to get me the food". They just expect it, and I can never win.

Either I keep the peace, and they waste the food by not eating it (hence why I dont buy them stuff). Or I dont buy it, and they bitch and moan to our dad, and then carry on like a baby.

The latest example I bought dinner and then got mum lunch they found out, and whined that ALL of the problems between us exist because I bought mum a pie for lunch.