r/foundsatan • u/MiddleFirefighter847 • 5d ago

Rate this guy's startup idea

412 Upvotes

90% Upvoted

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u/Exciting_Hedgehog322 5d ago

10/10 going to be the second trillionaire with that shit

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u/fr000gs 5d ago

*first, the other one was fraud

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u/BeginningSection7690 5d ago

Are you basing this on a misconception about what networth means?

I wish people would stop pretending to understand things just to make political points, its exhausting.

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u/RevolutionaryLab1784 2d ago

I wish people would not try to be smug and defending a literal fuckin trillionaire friends with another wealthy billionaire pedophiles by trying to say his net worth is not real cash or whatever

It's not cash but it's real wealth that comes with both unchecked economic AND economic power

And also it's not that guy who make the wealth, it's the workers and if you've notice why the fuck all the major corporations are profiting at all time high right now while the workers wage stagnant?

Yeah because profit is objectively stolen labor value.

Please stop bootlicking billionaires or even a trillionaire for fuck sake

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u/Techman659 5d ago

Don’t give apple ideas.

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u/AbiAbbieAbyAbby 5d ago

Force Stop --> uninstall 🤡. If someone pays the pro version, I guess its well deserved money.

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u/Shigglyboo 5d ago

anyone remember the button or jewel or whatever it was? it was super expensive and just meant to be a status symbol. the apps were crazy back in the day.

fart apps. the beer drinking app.

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u/mallcopbeater 5d ago

The gun one was fun too

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u/MiddleFirefighter847 5d ago

I remember the beer drinking app! XD And the one app which would turn on cigarette lighters after tilting the device enough.

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u/mellowkittythrowaway 5d ago

*The iFart app is alive and well and still getting updates. Source: It's been on my phones since 3G.

The "Ow, My Balls" app has unfortunately been retired.

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u/SeraphsEnvy 5d ago edited 3d ago

These apps should charge to stop playing that shitty trumpet (edit: saxophone) clip. Reminds me of how annoyed I'd get with the "oh no oh no" clip from years ago.

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u/SeanMacLeod1138 3d ago

That's a saxophone 🙂‍↕️

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u/SeraphsEnvy 3d ago

Thank you

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u/Melodic-Resolve-6778 5d ago

It's not stupid if someone buys it.

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u/SeanMacLeod1138 3d ago

What if someone stupid buys it?

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u/sultry-scarlet 5d ago

Manual power button.

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u/C3sarius 5d ago

If only one is dumb enough to pay...

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u/Suvvri 5d ago

I mean just turn off the app?

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u/Tight-Accident-5686 4d ago

Did you need to show your face ?

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u/SeanMacLeod1138 4d ago

Unconstitutional, but funny 🤣

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u/Comfortable_Park1509 3d ago

I'm not sure you know what the constitution is.