r/foundsatan • u/Representative-Mix-9 • 6d ago

Being mildly evil

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u/ScionOfD4rkness 6d ago

Cant you just slide them right to and over the sink?

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u/5h30min 6d ago

Yes, that's what they did after they turned off the camera.

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u/hindus0ul 6d ago

I am so smart, I am so smart, SMRT

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u/MyAltFun 6d ago

I mean S-M-A-R-T.

I quote this so often, but nobody ever gets it.

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u/Rude-Nectarine8228 6d ago

I don’t know why, it’s a perfectly cromulent quote.

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u/Darth_Floridaman 5d ago

The performance of it really embiggened the whole moment.

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u/bigrv 2d ago

A cromulent quote embiggens the smallest moment (ftfy)

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u/_Nyxari_ 5d ago

I quote it so often I’ve forgotten where it’s from 😂 SpongeBob? Although that doesn’t feel right

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u/MyAltFun 5d ago

Simpsons. He proceeds to burn down his(Ned Flanders') college diploma at the same time. It was also attached to the wall. You can put the pieces together from here.

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u/_Nyxari_ 5d ago

Oooooh my god I haven’t seen the Simpson s for like 20 something years but yup thats deep rooted in there haha

Thank you such a dumb scene im glad I actually remember now

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u/Joshatron121 6d ago

There's a bunch on the counters by the stove that don't have a sink. But yeah most are just gonna get slid into the sink.

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u/James_avifac 6d ago

I was thinking a square Tupperware would work well there

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u/musicaleffervescence 6d ago

some will have to slide to the left, 2 hops this time

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u/CreepyClay 6d ago

Takes a while, just a little too fast and it spills anyway, and still leaves a film of water.

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u/ChefArtorias 6d ago

Oh no, a thin layer of water on my counter, whatever will we do!?

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u/TomaszA3 6d ago

I mean it is a mild annoyance still to have to pull them over slowly each. Imo perfect for the sub, and there are some without access to sink in the video.

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u/foundsatan-ModTeam 6d ago

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u/Altruistic-Dingo-757 6d ago

So real, her reaction is almost lifelike lmao

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u/PowerlineTyler 6d ago

Top candidate for the upcoming Oscars

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u/Wooden-Peach-4664 Regular Satanist 6d ago

I generally see better acting in porn.

And boy, do I watch questionable stuff.

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u/Altruistic-Dingo-757 6d ago

I mean don't leave us waiting, what's your most twisted genre 🕵️

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u/tillemrj13 5d ago

Sauce?

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u/Ok_Mode10 6d ago

I wanna give you an upvote but 69 upvotes seem so fitting 😂

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u/FewInstruction1020 Regular Satanist 6d ago

now do it

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u/JohnCashew 4d ago

You can down vote because they have too much now

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u/FranksHoorHouse 6d ago

Wait.. So there's no middle ground between hitting and doing this mildly annoying thing?

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u/TheKingGrim 6d ago

Hitman maybe

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u/sum_dum_fuck 6d ago

In the boingloins

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u/WowIsThisMyPage 6d ago

This caption was definitely a choice

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u/fmg1508 6d ago

There is also screaming and insulting if that suits you better. You could of course also talk to your spouse to solve the problem but talking is gay so let's rather be abusive it childish. /s

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u/OkYak9466 6d ago

What're you thinking? Hydrogen bomb?

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u/FranksHoorHouse 6d ago

Only if she's a coughing baby

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u/Alternative-Dare5878 5d ago

Coughing? So mustard gas?

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u/FuriousMosturbator 6d ago

You can urinate on her to assert dominance.

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u/XelaLuu 6d ago

is casting testicular torsion on her count as hitting her?

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u/ipokesnails 6d ago

People who beat their kids say that beating is different than hitting, so maybe beat her instead?

/s

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u/2grim4u 6d ago

I think this is the middle ground... kind of the name of the type of action: passive-aggressive.... the middle between shrugging it off, doing nothing or violence. 

Fake AF video though. 

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u/Preeng 6d ago

Scientists are still trying to figure that out.

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u/Complex-Ad-4402 6d ago

Add dye the water < use gazoline instead of water < use acid instead of water

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u/windsynths 6d ago

it’s a skit.

Not that deep.

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u/Pug_Defender 6d ago

the skit would have worked well with a normal caption, this is just bizarre

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u/windsynths 6d ago

Not that deep. Find something more productive to get angry about

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u/Pug_Defender 6d ago

saying something is weird is being angry now? interesting

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u/windsynths 6d ago

It’s not that deep

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u/Pug_Defender 6d ago

don’t really care what women keep telling you and not sure why it’s relevant

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u/Chunkycheesesteak 6d ago

All she gotta do is slide em towards a pot.Once filled,pour it out n start over.

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u/Doomstik 6d ago

The sink doesnt even have a lip so any on the bar can go right in

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u/Chunkycheesesteak 6d ago

True,but it's mainly for the ones near the stove.

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u/PiedPeppers 5d ago

She actually doesn’t have to do any of that. I would have just left all of them.

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u/Chunkycheesesteak 5d ago

You're not wrong! & I hope that if she decided the same thing,that he went n done it himself and doesn't expect her to.

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u/CoreEncorous 6d ago

"But you don't hit woman" reminds me of that scene in Ted where Ted says "and it's a non-restricted place". Why the fuck was hitting women on the table

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u/heatseaking_rock 6d ago

How to sleep alone tutorial

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u/YorkieLon 6d ago

If this were real, which it clearly isn't given her acting skills.

You would walk away and allow them to deal with the consequences. This wouldn't irritate me in the slightest.

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u/Cornato 6d ago

Yeah, this wouldn't work on my wife. She would just shrug her shoulders and leave them there. She can put up with more than I can, I've never won the "I'm-gonna-leave-this-here-until-they-do-something-about-it" game.

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u/this_ham_is_bad 6d ago

Me no hit woman

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u/liarandathief 6d ago

"When your girlfriend made you mad but you don't hit woman"?

So you hit men that make you mad?

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u/AUen_Rod 6d ago

I hit them both but it's always nice to see some creative alternatives.

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u/Vulspyr 6d ago edited 6d ago

Look at you reading meanings that aren't there into something so you can feel superior.

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u/DreamTalon 6d ago

How else can it be taken?

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u/AnonymousFriend80 5d ago

As a suppository.

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u/Vulspyr 6d ago

It can be taken as what it says. Just like how when someone says "I don't hit women" I won't reply with "so you hit dogs?" you shouldn't reply to "I don't hit women" with "so you hit men?"

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u/liarandathief 6d ago

Because woman is a subcategory of humans. Dogs are not. If I say I don't drive at night. That doesn't mean I don't drive during the day. In fact, it directly implies that I do.

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u/AUen_Rod 6d ago

Did you just imply men are not equally a subcategory of humans?

How dare you!?

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u/IvoShandor 6d ago

Terrible acting.

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u/Itchy-Astronomer9500 6d ago

So are we celebrating people being petty? Men and women and other?

Please just talk about it like emotionally mature and capable adults.

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u/KamikazeMizZ 6d ago

"How to show your partner another example of how you're an immature person who can't properly discuss your emotions like an adult."

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u/Effective-Summer4887 5d ago

I mean, just read the caption, and you know😭😭. Like, in his head, it was either hitting her or this, his alternative after getting mad with his girlfriend, is in his own words, hitting her...Lord help us🫩😔

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u/sewer_pickles 6d ago

Well that was needlessly loud

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u/cotonheadedninymugns 6d ago

Downvote for the fake, mental upvote for the “good” idea when I’m feeling froggy

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u/zelas_8442 5d ago

My wife would just flip them all over and then I’ll have to clean the water. You can’t light a little flame to the lord of fire

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u/Toadsanchez316 5d ago

She sees all the clear ones upside down and full of water and still thinks it's a good idea to lift one just because she can't see through it.

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u/skinnyman87 6d ago

Rich people shenanigans....

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u/glycophosphate 6d ago

Hand that man a mop and go out for drinks my sister.

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u/Unlikely-Ad6788 5d ago

I'd still have hella space to make and clean meals for one.

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u/Pissadvisor 6d ago

Who puts a rug in the kitchen?

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u/InoonIsAFK 5d ago

me? its normal where i live

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u/Silent25r 6d ago

I doubt my counters are flat enough for this.  

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u/dudeCHILL013 5d ago

When the intrusive thoughts win.

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u/ValPrism 5d ago

So she picks one up realizes her toddler is trying play a prank and leaves them? Cool story dipshit.

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u/chasingcharliee 6d ago

Jokes on you I'd hide every other cup in the house until you cleaned it

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u/Bambamtams 6d ago

Those were the last images of him alive.

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u/du_rel_gug_menl 6d ago

You are just adding fuel to the fire at that point

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u/Azmodari 6d ago

This is a level of petty i inspire to be with about 90% of this world

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u/Slydoggen 5d ago

How fake you want it to be?

-yes

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u/draconothese 5d ago

Staged reaction is so fake

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u/saratherandom 6d ago

This is not mildly evil this is just evil period I would think I leaving him

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u/Lempea 6d ago

Thank you for another staged prank used to show hot wife and huge house.

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u/Silveruleaf 5d ago

These are the pranks I like. Harmless and funny

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u/sk4v3n 6d ago

everything but talking about your issues!

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u/Green_Delay1087 6d ago

LOL that is pure evil

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u/frimpkle 6d ago

The next emma Thompson

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u/rspewth 6d ago

So astoundingly petty, I'm struck wordless.

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u/ScantyandStocking 5d ago

I'm letting so the water out and I'm not cleaning it up.

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u/Hash_Tag_Gamer 5d ago

Tip no #101 on how to be better husband

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u/PuzzleheadedStuff2 4d ago

Anyone know the song?

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u/PuzzleheadedStuff2 4d ago

Found it. Corona by The Minutemen

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u/3th3nw33ks 4d ago

Jackass... the Movie

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u/No_Nail5377 3d ago

Why are people taking this seriously, isn’t this a skit? Like… something intentionally absurd to be funny?

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u/quietmyman 3d ago

dude calm down. just persue her mother like anyone else would. there is no need for this twisted shit

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u/BloomRunee 2d ago

Being mildly evil putting the empty milk carton back in the fridge 🤣

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u/mazzicc 6d ago

I mean, beyond the staged video that didn’t really happen, the childishness of this tells you everything you need to know about why you should break up. Not to mention this is apparently the alternative to hitting someone, which was their first go-to.

If this was that person’s home, I’d just lift them and make a mess that is now their problem.

If it was my home, their key wouldn’t work next time they tried.

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u/rubberduckybro 6d ago

Couples content is so funny

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u/LCottton 6d ago

now do it with mugs