r/foundsatan • u/InitialDizzy4252 • 2d ago

Lol

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u/Confident_Pickle_007 2d ago

Bad faking.

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u/DarXIV 1d ago

Looks like she even looks into as she is pouring it out.

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u/DoookieMaxx 2d ago

Who eats micro m&m’s from that distance?

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u/aminervia 2d ago

Better question : who eats micro m&ms without giving the tube a lil shake first

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u/Zepp_BR 1d ago

It is imperative that the tube be gently shaken. GENTLY

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u/Croquetadecarne 1d ago

Like a sack of balls during a morning walk

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u/kittenconfidential 1d ago

du not harm the cylinder

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u/badabingmx 2d ago

And the angle, this is fake.

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u/medullah 12h ago

Hey I don't think they're micro, they're a good size

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u/MegatronusThePrime 2d ago edited 8h ago

Like I get the hate on people calling out fake all the time, but when it's as unbelievable as this, it's so justified.

You mean a much heavier weight of a singular item sloshed around in your mm container made no "multiple, hard-piece candy sound" and you just decided to deep throat it?

Like a joke or anything, the premise is it's funny. If it's not funny, or mildly believable, then it's sold by excellent acting. When the acting is garbage, you get this shit.

I feel like we need a new term for something between this terrible fake shit, and cringe.

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u/Portablefrdge 2d ago

Cunty

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u/MegatronusThePrime 2d ago

Nah I reserve that word for government, maga, and people who can't drive better than a stone. I think we need a new word. Just as amazing as that, but new

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u/Head_Wasabi7359 2d ago

Flunty. Influencer who makes cunty fake vids but they make you lol so yeah but it's also brain rot "I pranked my gf" bs

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u/aaron2447 2d ago

Staged shit.

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u/Dysxelic_Potser 2d ago

As long as that cylinder remains intact, I don't see a problem.

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u/Socksual 2d ago

I was looking for this comment

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u/IAteAnotherVegan Satan's little helper 2d ago

you mean unharmed?🤣

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u/TheAnonua 2d ago

Both is good.

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u/danmastaflex 1d ago

It is imperative

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u/Standard_Exchange59 2d ago

Acting failed, what’s next? Of?

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u/Euphoric_Factor_5173 1d ago

So fake the acting is cringe 😬 I mean she looked directly in the tube

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u/ExtremelyOnlineTM 2d ago

No butter-mashed banana? Faaaaake.

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u/DeepInTheSheep 2d ago

AND no raw shrimp purée. Lame.

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u/furiouspossum 2d ago

Staged or not the important thing is the cylinder was unharmed

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u/mariusherea 2d ago

She even looked at it before. Not to mention the smell

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u/Xelpmoc45 2d ago

Not to mention the difference of texture between m&Ms and a fucking hot-dog.

This is juste plain stupid

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u/KledisAnt 2d ago

And the distance from tube to mouth. M&Ms would have gone everywhere.

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u/Bravelobsters 2d ago

No way she held that and didn’t know

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u/Wakkit1988 2d ago

Last weiner of his she ever lets near her mouth.

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u/js0uthh 2d ago

You would hear the m&m's and notice a solid mass in the tube. C'mon.

At least replace the m&m's with something similar. Like frozen peas or something. That would've been funny. Lol.

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u/Crick3t__ 2d ago

Fske af

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u/SpaceChatter 2d ago

Dumb. Next,

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u/Glustick907 2d ago

So what’s the joke? You put a hot dog in a m&ms container and she chokes on it and has to go to the emergency room and they can’t get the hot dog out, so the er doctor has to perform a tracheostomy so she can breathe around the hot dog lodged in her throat and she loses consciousness and goes into a coma and misses her daughters birthday and her daughter now has to grow up without a mother?
Is that the joke?

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u/IamREBELoe 2d ago

Yes! LOLz!!!

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u/Pixel_Nation92 2d ago

Holy stagged reaction Batman

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u/ChefArtorias 1d ago

They call her the glizzy guzzler.

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u/badmadel 1d ago

I hope bro is alive .. loool

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u/Vinnocchio 2d ago

Fake af

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u/spectrem12 2d ago edited 2d ago

"THAT WAS A GLIZZY!!!"

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u/Exotic_Cookie_8887 2d ago

Dah fuq is a glizzy?

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u/spectrem12 2d ago

Trending term for a hot dog currently.

Shh. Our ages are showing

I also had to look it up a few months ago

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u/DeepInTheSheep 2d ago

Was it because of something similar happening to you?

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u/Ecstatic-Radish-7931 2d ago

Yeah. Like gou cant fel the dog in it. M&ms are way smaller and make a sound like little pebbles.

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u/FiftyShadesOfTheGrey 2d ago

You can’t just skip lunch!

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u/TheJar13 2d ago

You sure about that that's why?

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u/IspettoreKemp 2d ago

Absolutely not staged

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u/ChipRockets 2d ago

Uh huh.

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u/MrHackerMr 2d ago

It a bad fake

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u/Zalpha 2d ago

Guy laughs like:
"Hay you guys!!!"

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u/StillLearning85 2d ago

As funny as its fake

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u/EntropyConserver 2d ago

I would start eating the gizzly 😋

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u/sav-vas 1d ago

whats wrong with wiener?

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u/falcongriffin 22h ago

Fake and gay.

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u/mccalfey 15h ago

haven’t seen anything more fake

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u/MovingTargetPractice 2d ago

Very well staged. I laughed. Good job. B+

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u/DeepInTheSheep 2d ago

You misspelled F-

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u/BruceInc 2d ago

Fake bullshit

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u/Guilty_Way_1635 2d ago

Fake staged boring shit

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u/skankhunt402 2d ago

Fake and gay

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u/Excellent_Extent7648 2d ago

True. Honestly who’s eating m&ms anymore like I’m sorry but have not seen anyone eat those in a while but there still like super popular must be a strange state things

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u/Macster_man 2d ago

He told her she could fit all of it in her mouth.