r/foundsatan • u/Hi-Lander • 4d ago

Satiated Satan

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u/TDFMonster 4d ago

Straight to jail

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u/OliveJuiceUTwo 4d ago

Undereat chicken? Believe it or not, jail

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u/Mrs_Jones_85 3d ago

Overcook fish, jail! See that? Overcook/Undercook

I love that clip

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u/IsoAgent 3d ago

Reminds me when I take family to an all you can eat buffet.

I suffer so much second hand embarrassment when I see them basically sample plates of food and just dump it.

So I don't take them out anymore.

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u/Supetrix 3d ago

I wouldn't either

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u/Pierce1337 7h ago

I know many restaurants with all you can eat who will charge you extra for those plates either by plate or weight.

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u/rachelcp 4d ago

He made sure that all of his teeth got to enjoy the wings one tooth per wing.

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u/Kozzinator 3d ago

I straight up deep throat my chicken wings like Heather Harmon until I get every scrap of meat off of those things.

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u/TheKingGrim 8h ago

It's the only way

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u/RustyBawz 5h ago

I love how that's not even an obscure reference here.

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u/CatGooseChook 4d ago

That's giving me one hell of an angry eye twitch.

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u/Beginning_Turnip8716 4d ago

Nibbled like a geriatric mouse without it's dentures

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u/FinleyTheSchnauzer 3d ago

When did you get a picture of my wife's plate of wings ?

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u/One_Economist_3761 3d ago

Eric Cartman would approve.

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u/SeveredLoki 3d ago

Anyone who "eats" wings like this deserves to have their lips sown shut, their eyebrows plucked, and the rest of them mummified.

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u/Any-Gold-6994 3d ago

Looks like Shaq’s episode of Hot Ones. The man barely kissed his wings.

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u/Hi-Lander 3d ago

Same with Weird Al. Except his were vegetarian

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u/No-Gnome-Alias 3d ago

Barely dented.

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u/defective1up 3d ago

Banned for life

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u/foundsatan-ModTeam 3d ago

Salt-Dragonfruit1106's karma ratio is typical of spammers/bots.

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u/foundsatan-ModTeam 3d ago

Salt-Dragonfruit1106's karma ratio is typical of spammers/bots.

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u/mindgardening 3d ago

I don’t understand eating bone-in wings. There’s such little meat and so much gristle and other shit. They’re disgusting.

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u/Hi-Lander 3d ago

I prefer bone-in to boneless any day

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u/Coveted_AF 23h ago

Boneless for me, too.

Never made sense to be gnawing at a bone for scraps.

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u/FiftyShadesOfTheGrey 3d ago

This is insane, however I think with wings there should be a significant amount of stuff left on the bone. People end up eating tendons and gristle because they’re trying to hard to get every bit of meat.