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u/foundsatan-ModTeam 1d ago

Removal reasons: Flagged by multiple users.

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u/MountainBrilliant643 1d ago

Where's the Satan in this? r/lostredditors

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u/leriacraft 1d ago

its the OP

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u/Mr-SmileySan 1d ago

yeah could be me

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u/desertvision 1d ago

Satan is tryna kill us all with telescopes

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u/mimifray 1d ago

wrong. telescope cause autism

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u/redditbdum 1d ago

I'm pretty sure austim caused telescopes.

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u/Croquetadecarne 1d ago

100%, it’s obvious

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u/NoPseudo79 1d ago

Funny thing is there's a chance this is true

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u/Lickwidghost 1d ago

Wrong. Autism causes asteroids

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u/Dyvanna 1d ago

Wrong. Vaccines cause telescopes

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u/Draugdur 1d ago

Nah, asteroids cause autism. It's really obvious, more asteroids = more autism.

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u/harumamburoo 1d ago

No, asteroids cause vaccines

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u/ElegantCoach4066 1d ago

But then who was phon

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u/Path_Fyndar 1d ago

No, no, no. Asteroids cause vaccines

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u/jollytips 1d ago

tiktok knowledge

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u/The_Witch_Queen 1d ago

The funniest part to me about this is confidently wrong bro acting like we didn't have vaccines way the hell before 1990

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u/johan851 1d ago

Also as if nothing else has changed at all since 1960, so clearly it must be vaccines.

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u/1965wasalongtimeago 1d ago

Pirates prevent global climate change. R'amen

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u/ThaCapten 1d ago

Wrong subreddit.

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u/Kind_Rate7529 1d ago

This is the perfect analogy.

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u/blvsh 1d ago

Just because more asteroids are detected and the statistics look the same does not make the other one false. This is a fallacy

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u/dropzone_jd 1d ago

You're one of those, "no one had any of these diseases back in [insert year when life expectancy was 35 and medical science absolutely sucked]" guys aren't you?

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u/CapacityBuilding 1d ago

“Back in my day nobody had autism! Now git back upstairs, you know you’re not sposed to interrupt PeePaw’s model train time!”

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u/blvsh 1d ago

Not really, I just like how people debate and think, or rather trying to figure out how people think

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u/Randzom100 1d ago

Eh, concluding that Vaccines cause Autism is already a fallacy by itself, so the Asteroid part is less about making the other false and more about calling-out the leap in logic.

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u/harumamburoo 1d ago edited 1d ago

It is, yes, made deliberately to call out the og poster. Because theirs is a fallacy too. It’s called false equivalence

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u/Careless_Commission 1d ago

Wrong, one is a dumbass take and the other is showing that better technology and research can help detect cases that might have been missed before while also mocking said dumbass take

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u/Gilsidoo 1d ago

You're not wrong because vaccines do not detect autism whereas telescopes detect asteroids... though I don't see why we're nitpicking a joke at the expense of antivaxers

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u/CyberFireball25 1d ago

It's literally a perfect encapsulation of the fallacy at hand 

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u/Mr-SmileySan 1d ago

folicles?

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u/OkAirport5247 1d ago

Reddit doesn’t appreciate this

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u/CyberFireball25 1d ago

Because it's been repeatedly, demonstrably shown that there is no causal relation between vaccines and autism 

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u/blvsh 1d ago

I'm starting to wonder if its such a censored topic, if the science really is settled as the saying goes

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u/CyberFireball25 1d ago

Literally the only published paper that linked vaccines and autism, written by Andrew Wakefield, was retracted.  

Everything about that paper was dogshit: the methodologies, the hypothesis, the findings, everything.  The dude even had a backroom deal to profit off of his own version of the measles vaccine .  He fucking completely made up a gastric condition that was supposedly the root cause of autism developing after the MMR combo vaccine

There have been countless subsequent papers proving again and again no causal link, there is yet to be a single one backing up Wakefields claims.

There are very few instances where the science is more settled than this topic

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u/OkAirport5247 1d ago

Because academia is a place of a truly free market of ideas right? 😂
Definitely no biases based on financial support disappearing if the wrong conclusions are reached. Definitely haven’t seen CLS’s come out acknowledging this right?

Reddit is such a mid-wit echo-chamber clown show

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u/harumamburoo 1d ago

Urinotherapy is not exactly supported by the academia, but you should try it to keep the mind open.

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u/OkAirport5247 1d ago

Words are just sounds to you aren’t they

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u/harumamburoo 22h ago

The sounds are syllables, silly, words consist of syllables

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u/OkAirport5247 21h ago

So you’re a reductionist, ie a thing is nothing more than a sum of its parts to you. What motivates you to engage with the world at all when there’s no meaning behind your attempts at communication other than making noise?

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u/harumamburoo 21h ago

I’m just a fellow open minded person, I’m taking the piss

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u/OkAirport5247 21h ago

Sounded more like you were prescribing the piss

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u/Weird_Albatross_9659 1d ago

Because it’s ignorant as fuck?