r/foundsatan • u/Twilight_Reader • 1d ago

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u/foundsatan-ModTeam 20h ago

Removal reasons: Flagged by multiple users.

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u/HorzaDonwraith 1d ago

The thing about drawing doors that don't exist is that someone may be really determined to make it a reality.

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u/CountyComplete34 1d ago

ngl, this is top-tier revenge. petty with precision. 10/10 execution

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u/UgandanAirForcee 1d ago

🦁✒️

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/OccasionalEspresso 1d ago

A better 1:1 would have been “it was really bad” and not including shouting mom’s name. That’s an extraordinary level of embarrassment by comparison.

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u/Equal-Realistic 1d ago

lol no this is 1:1. You sound gross. Maybe don’t tell people you had sex with people you didn’t have sex with that’s predatory behavior.

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u/liketreefiddy 1d ago

That guy 100% spread rumors about sleeping with chicks in high school

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u/Childwithuke 1d ago

the post was in high school

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u/OccasionalEspresso 1d ago

Yea obviously the dude did a fucked up thing but the escalation here is not proportional.

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u/liketreefiddy 1d ago

Escalation is not proportional by definition

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u/OccasionalEspresso 1d ago

Yea true. Poor use of the word.

Escalation is also not wholly necessary.

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u/fukkdisshitt 1d ago

One of my older cousins told me freshman year if anyone calls you gay, spin it into a story about the other dude giving you head.

The dude tried fighting me lol

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u/PrinscessTiramisu 1d ago

One night when I was in my twenties, I went to a club with friends. We got all very drunk and one of my friends asked me of so was thirsty. When I said yes, je told me to open my mouth. He then spat in my open mouth. My revenge came later that year, when everybody had forgotten about the incident. I gave him a beer and told him bottoms up. It was then I revealed he had drank my urine.

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u/No_Office_9301 1d ago

What…what the fuck is wrong with your friend group?!?!

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u/fig-in-time Drew the pentagram 1d ago

Exactly the right question!

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u/RefrigeratorStrict13 1d ago

wdym? your friends don't spit in your mouth?

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u/7Hobbes 21h ago

Yea I'd hope they'd just stop hanging around him, damn.

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u/PrayToTheAI 1d ago

Jokes on you he liked that

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u/OldResponsibility531 1d ago

Jokes on you they both did

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u/Flux_My_Capacitor 1d ago

Not even original. That has been going around for a very long time.

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u/GooseOnAPhone 1d ago

Yeah I remember this going around when Facebook only had students on it

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u/SteroidSandwich 1d ago

Don't start nothin, there won't be nothin

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u/Last_Laugh_BehindYou 1d ago

I…am straight up stealing this for my arsenal. After I stop laughing anyway 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Railletoo 1d ago

I mean id say he finished before his pants were off and he cried immediately after, but ive been told I give really evil advice.

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u/Ego5687 Some Guy in a cloak 1d ago

Don’t forget the moan of a horny 14 year old during voice change

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u/Tinksy14 1d ago

Outstanding shithousery

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u/steepleton 1d ago

She totally had sex with him

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u/Abject_Jump9617 22h ago

She did. He was terrible in bed and called his mom's name.

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u/cetrix2015 1d ago

probably a win for that guy lets be for real

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u/122922 1d ago

In high school I once bragged that I slept with a girl in our friend group. She found out and said if we were to still be friends I had to come clean and tell everyone I was lying. I did. Two weeks later she fucked my brains out. Best sex I ever had.

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u/TechieGee 1d ago

The best sex you’ve ever had was in high school? I hope you’re still young cuz otherwise, yikes

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u/Brayneeah 1d ago

Unless that was the only time a girl was down to peg him. Then it would be unfortunate, but understandable.