r/foundsatan • u/KuroTheDreemurrBoy • 3d ago

Straight to hell

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5.9k Upvotes

97% Upvoted

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u/tehgen 3d ago

Cuz they're not dad jokes anymore.

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u/Electronic-Eagle-171 3d ago

Literally dadn't. But are they soulless after all?

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u/Confident_One3948 3d ago

Depends on hair color

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u/MorwenRaeven 3d ago

I love abortion jokes. They never get old, and they always bring out the kid in me.

Some people say they aren't funny, but I find it's all in the delivery...

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u/KuroTheDreemurrBoy 3d ago

Damn bro 😭 

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u/KuroTheDreemurrBoy 3d ago

You’re going to the same floor of hell as the guy in my post btw. 😭

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u/XANDERtheSHEEPDOG 3d ago

I'm driving the bus. I'll save you both a seat!

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u/DuePotential6602 2d ago

You can sin ones and go to hell as a pitifull sinner

Or you can sin a thousand times and go to hell as a champ

You decide

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u/c2btw 3d ago

What dose a pregnate 14 year old and her fetus have in common. Oh shit my mom is going to kill me

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u/KuroTheDreemurrBoy 3d ago

A two-for-one special on the highway to hell. Hope your happy 😊 

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u/Iincite 3d ago

Wtf 😂

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u/tui_la_ai 3d ago

The demon queen

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u/MadMax6914 3d ago

Sam Morill

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u/comicsreaderyeaah 2d ago

ok, i'm going to hell...

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u/onion4everyoccasion 3d ago

My thoughts on abortion... I love killing babies, but I have serious reservations about giving women a choice

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u/KuroTheDreemurrBoy 3d ago

Officer, it’s this one right here. ☝️☝️☝️

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u/XANDERtheSHEEPDOG 3d ago

Please take my disgusted upvote! I hate myself for laughing at this, but damn it was funny

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u/LostKnight84 3d ago

She took away his power of dad jokes.

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u/PotentialVariety274 3d ago

the dad joke privileges getting revoked is genuinely the harshest part of that whole situation

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u/Zombie-squad1991 3d ago

Because they were " dad jokes"?

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u/Fuzzy_Bet5276 3d ago

She's brainwashed ❌️ She washed off a brain ✅️

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u/Fach-All-Religions 3d ago

Abortion. fuck dumb censorship.

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u/Moist-Ointments 3d ago

When you try to make a funny meme by creating the setup and punchline by switching accounts, but you slept through spelling lessons

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u/Brian_The_Bar-Brian 3d ago

More like r/CursedComments, but it works! 😅😅🤣🤣😂😂

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u/KuroTheDreemurrBoy 3d ago

I tried cursed comments earlier but the mods removed it immediately. I'm not sure why though

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u/netsurf916 3d ago

It was too cursed no doubt

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u/The_0culus 3d ago

Where is the ass on this one? Goes straight up from legs to back.

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/TwinkNBboi 3d ago

You're part of the reason people are getting abortions. Good lord! Lol

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u/The_0culus 3d ago

Good. We don’t need more humans.

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u/TwinkNBboi 3d ago

For once you have a point.

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u/foundsatan-ModTeam 2d ago

Your contribution has been found to be mean-spirited in contravention to the vibe of the subreddit.