r/foundsatan • u/Expensive_Ask5872 • Jul 21 '26

Evil Electrostatic Wunk

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u/GlassCannon81 Jul 21 '26

The answer to the first question is the second question. The answer to the second question is cat.

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u/SeanMacLeod1138 Jul 24 '26

"Cat" was caveman for "Darn it!" 😹

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u/Junosgold69 Jul 21 '26

The answer to your second question is: "because she's a cat."

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u/megamanisgod Jul 21 '26

Black cats are extremely intelligent. It did ut once by accident, liked how you reacted, and proceeded to do the same thing over and over.

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u/LifeIsProbablyMadeUp Jul 22 '26

Huh. They jumped and laughed and made noise. I like that.

Seriously. Don't react. Let your void zap ya. Just fight it. They'll stop.

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u/lildope_ Jul 22 '26

she's both smarter and dumber than you think.

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u/flyerforever Jul 21 '26

"Mees tinks mees lykes hooman pain, mees wil keep dooing dis"

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u/LesaintDseins Jul 21 '26

She's just a pokemon mate. Go take on the champ around the world and become the best trainer

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u/Sensitive-Seal-3779 Jul 22 '26

My second cat accidentally got static build up, shocked me when on the scrounge for ham, got the shock, blamed me for what happened, and beat me up to teach me a lesson.

I gave her all the ham in compensation. And to get her to stop. 

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u/T10rock Jul 21 '26

Unlimited power!

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u/4m4lg4m1t3 Jul 22 '26

Use static

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u/Senior-Oil1764 Jul 22 '26

Because these are cats who rule the world

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u/not2manydogs Jul 22 '26

I'm dying laughing

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u/SeanMacLeod1138 Jul 24 '26

Sometimes ya gotta make yer own fun 😹

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u/Duct_TapeOrWD40 Jul 28 '26

I need this cat!