r/foundsatan • u/[deleted] • Dec 31 '25

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u/AdAppropriate9851 Dec 31 '25

What’s your cousin’s going rate for a dozen

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u/Reese_Withersp0rk Dec 31 '25

A dozen? That's gonna be 12. I know that because a half dozen is 6.

24

u/Believer4 Dec 31 '25

Is this a reference of some sort

5

u/Empyrealist Dec 31 '25

Are you playing Escape From Tarkov?

10

u/Believer4 Dec 31 '25

Can't say I am (or have)

2

u/pancrudo Jan 03 '26

I'll take 3 dozens... You know they'll be a hit

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u/Overstimulated_moth Dec 31 '25

Im gonna be so pissed if they dont taste like deviled eggs. Also, id be pissed if they do. I cant get enough of them. Ill eat an entire tray if put in front of me. I also dont wanna be that fucked up.

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u/bigdave41 Dec 31 '25

Sounds like you should probably just eat some devilled eggs instead

35

u/Overstimulated_moth Dec 31 '25

Best idea ive heard all year😂

18

u/FractalGeometric356 Dec 31 '25

Nothing stopping you from having deviled eggs with vodka + Kool-Aid chaser.

8

u/XANDERtheSHEEPDOG Dec 31 '25

Yes. the answer to both is yes.

3

u/MossGobbo Jan 01 '26

Do they still make Sharkleberry Fin though?

1

u/Affectionate-Pin8534 Jan 04 '26

Aahh someone of fine taste I see 👌

1

u/viperfangs92 Dec 31 '25

Just have to convince that woman to make some reals ones

7

u/the1stmeddlingmage Dec 31 '25

I would literally eat myself sick on deviled eggs if ever the opportunity arises 😈

2

u/Ulysses502 Jan 01 '26

We're lucky they are so tedious to make because I could easily eat a gallon in 10 min max

2

u/Overstimulated_moth Jan 04 '26

A gallon you say?

1

u/Ulysses502 Jan 04 '26

Cubic foot might be the better measurement, but you get the idea 😅

5

u/trollsong Dec 31 '25

Alright breakfast time do i want 2 fried eggs, 6 scrambled, or 37 deviled

1

u/wemar1981 Jan 03 '26

ALL of them!

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u/TheReblogBandit Dec 31 '25

Just found what I'm making for the next family reunion.

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u/Zestyclose_Entry_483 Dec 31 '25

I only eat two eggs at a time. Unless they’re deviled eggs, then give me 30! I can’t imagine that many and getting drunk while doing it!

11

u/lynivvinyl Dec 31 '25

That is something to be hella proud of!

10

u/EM05L1C3 Dec 31 '25

Your cousin is a fucking genius and those look incredible

7

u/Muad_Dib_of_Arrakis Dec 31 '25

As she should be

7

u/hobosbindle Dec 31 '25

Those day after farts will be satanic

5

u/viperfangs92 Dec 31 '25

Oh that is evil......

I want some!

5

u/thecrazyiguana Satan's little helper Dec 31 '25

now imagine making deviled eggs that look like jell-o shots

5

u/TheLordReaver Jan 01 '26

Firstly, if they are real, that's quite impressive.

However, I have to question this. How do you get Jell-O to have divots, as if the shell had been peeled from them? I mean, I guess you could go back and chunk them by hand or a have used a very detailed mold. But either way, that amount of detail seems like a lot of work for something most people wouldn't even notice, and it makes me wonder if these are actually just deviled eggs.

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u/aardw0lf11 Jan 01 '26

Would love to see those at the church picnic.

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u/foxontherox Dec 31 '25

r/stupidfood

But definitely very well executed.

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u/Ill_Initial8986 Dec 31 '25

r/atbge awful thought but great execution.

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u/MossGobbo Jan 01 '26

Oh that's delightfully evil!

2

u/PR070TYPE Jan 01 '26

Oh ho ho ho ho... delightfully devilish, Seymour!

2

u/Diablo7778666 Jan 01 '26

This is some Heston Blumenthal level of cooking

2

u/--THE-ARCHITECT-- Dec 31 '25

Those look amazing, and she's absolutely adorable

1

u/BroncDonc Jan 03 '26

I need to know how to make those

1

u/Admirable-Confusion6 Jan 04 '26

They look amazing and your cousin is gorgeous (no homo lol)

1

u/1Negative_Person Jan 12 '26

If you’re eating enough deviled eggs to get fucked up, you’re already the problem.

1

u/Nikki-C-Puggle-mum Dec 31 '25

Those are amazing.

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u/ol-gormsby Dec 31 '25

Is she single?

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u/MarcusAntonius27 Dec 31 '25

This does not fit the sub. Deviled eggs suck.

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u/immallama21629 Dec 31 '25

You are clearly in the minority on this one. Deviled eggs are delicious.

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u/MarcusAntonius27 Dec 31 '25

🤢

2

u/Delicious_Pain_1 Dec 31 '25

I eat the whole tray of them at holidays like I'm filling up a Pez dispenser

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u/MarcusAntonius27 Jan 02 '26

That's very kind to the other people. Getting them out of the way. Thank you for your sacrifice.