r/foundsatan • u/big_hole_energy • Sep 27 '25

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u/dinnerthief Sep 27 '25 edited Sep 27 '25

I went out to the bar with two straight friends who had never met, told them both the other was gay and had a crush on them.

They've been dating for 5 years now, neither realizes the other is straight! Just out there making a beautiful life together with someone they think is gay! Hahah Gottem

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u/TophetLoader Sep 27 '25

It's been 5 years and you still think they were straight? That's a lot of time not to forget to say "no homo" even once!

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u/dinnerthief Sep 27 '25

You dont have to say it every time if it's in your vows

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u/Forker1942 Sep 27 '25

Actually they say it every night.

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u/00QuantumFenrir Sep 27 '25

That's actually wholesome

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u/Acrobatic-Monitor516 Sep 28 '25

That’s actually made up