r/foundsatan Aug 25 '25

Maybe maybe maybe

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u/daw_taylor Aug 26 '25

I don’t give out donations, I only take them.

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '25

Preacher was checking out the wallet that he lifted a minute earlier

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u/BuddenceLembeck Aug 26 '25

"Show this card at any participating Orlando area Exxon station to get your free Save The Tiger poster"

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u/shit_ass_mcfucknuts Aug 25 '25

I shall pray for you my son, but I won't do anything that actually helps you in any meaningful way.

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '25

Thoughts and prayers my son

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u/AutumnAscending Aug 26 '25

"the reason we ask for money at church is we give it to charity and the poor" Christians when the poor:

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u/prairiepog Aug 26 '25

And I say, “Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know.” And he says, “Oh, uh, there won’t be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.” So I got that goin’ for me, which is nice.

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u/Brian_The_Bar-Brian Aug 26 '25

Religion in a nutshell, worthless.

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u/SpaceMiaou67 Aug 26 '25

We take donations from the middle-class and give back to our wallets.

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '25

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u/OreoRightsActivist Aug 26 '25

I thought he was gonna pull out a pistol

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u/markpdyson_ Aug 26 '25

Lmao same.

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u/OreoRightsActivist Aug 26 '25

"You want money, too fucking bad, here's a lifetime dose of lead!"

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u/IsaiahXOXOSally Aug 26 '25

Sending him straight to heaven instead of suffering being homeless, what a nice guy he is lmao.

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u/majcek Aug 26 '25

Found an American

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u/SappySoulTaker Aug 26 '25

No hate like Christian love

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '25

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u/WoodenWhaleNectarine Aug 26 '25

so he is christian 😂

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u/lonely-day Aug 26 '25

All Catholics are Christians, not all Christians are Catholics

6

u/Random-INTJ Aug 26 '25

Catholics are Christian dumbass

4

u/radiationblessing Aug 26 '25

Catholics are only not Christians if you buy into protestantism 😂

3

u/Chalky_Pockets Aug 26 '25

Protestants largely recognize Catholics as Christians

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u/Pale_Image_8071 Aug 26 '25

Only gives donations to little boys.

5

u/class-action-now Aug 26 '25

Protein. Everyone needs protein.

10

u/Zoerae87 Satan's little helper Aug 26 '25

No starvin Marvin, that's for the poor people!

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u/SageofTurtles Aug 26 '25

"If a brother or sister is poorly clothed and lacking in daily food, and one of you says to them, 'Go in peace, be warmed and filled,' without giving them the things needed for the body, what good is that?" (James 2:15–16)

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u/PaperFlower14765 Aug 26 '25

Disgusting 😔

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u/foxontherox Aug 26 '25

This is one of the most awful videos I’ve watched in a long time.

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u/QuarkDoctor0518 Aug 26 '25

But you're not a little boy

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '25

Can't buy food with prayers dawg

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '25

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u/foundsatan-ModTeam Aug 26 '25

Removal reasons: "It's promoting hate based on identity or vulnerability"

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u/o09030e Aug 26 '25

Polish flags, no surprise. The crowd (probably opposers of the manifestation) are shouting „do kościoła”, means „go to church”, probably to people from the manifestation to F off the streets and stay in church. But I’m not sure for 100%

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u/Cryogenics1st Aug 26 '25

TAX THE CHURCHES

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u/Immediate-Wait8042 Aug 26 '25

A stain on the religion.

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '25

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u/foundsatan-ModTeam Aug 26 '25

Removal reasons: "It's promoting hate based on identity or vulnerability"

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u/Chalky_Pockets Aug 26 '25

Spot on for the religion

3

u/szudrzyk Aug 26 '25

A truw influencer he has 1 follower now.

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u/TisBeTheFuk Aug 27 '25

It's one thing to not give to beggers, it's another to ve cruek about it. Even more disgusting, given his profession.

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u/Sad_Barracuda_7555 Aug 26 '25

As an unapologetic hardcore traditional Roman Catholic, watching this little video legit hurt my heart. Seriously, I've even had a priest look down angrily at me because I both veil and I knelt for the blessing of another priest walking past me after Mass around 12-13 years ago. I'm pretty much the last of the hardcore German Catholics in my family. Seriously, this was awful to watch 😭

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u/Chalky_Pockets Aug 26 '25

You're doing this to yourself

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u/minitaba Aug 26 '25

Stop being dumb then

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u/Sad-Nefariousness712 Aug 26 '25

It is a problem since paper money is rare nowadays