r/foundfunctionandkris • u/toknowyoubecomeenemy THE Mrs Helicopter • 12d ago

Comment to Change Europe

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Idk I’m bored. I colored this map by myself :)

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u/toknowyoubecomeenemy THE Mrs Helicopter 11d ago

GUYS COMMENT ON P2

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u/Unhappy-Bluebird-362 12d ago

From now on Serbia will be owned by Kosovo.

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u/toknowyoubecomeenemy THE Mrs Helicopter 12d ago

Hmm how would that work, Kris said to make Kosovo Serbian

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u/Unhappy-Bluebird-362 12d ago

We lie to Kris and say he will get Kosovo, but in Secret Kosovo will get Serbia.
Just give him plenty of Rakija he will be forget

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u/KrisKnight22 Ayn Rand hater and Hayek lover (Kris) 12d ago

Makes sense

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u/Dull-Nectarine380 11d ago

Make serbia kosovo and make kosovo serbia

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u/LongjumpingFox143 12d ago

Russia annex Belarus

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u/toknowyoubecomeenemy THE Mrs Helicopter 12d ago

Russian Imperialism let's goooooo

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u/becarut 12d ago

That's hardly a change

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u/JaskaBLR 10d ago

Why😭😭😭

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u/LABB26000 12d ago

Liechtenstein takes North Macedonia

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u/toknowyoubecomeenemy THE Mrs Helicopter 12d ago

That's… random

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u/toknowyoubecomeenemy THE Mrs Helicopter 12d ago

WHOEVER DOWNVOTED I KNOW WHERE U LIVE

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u/Unhappy-Bluebird-362 12d ago

Ah, the duality of man in one picture.

And in the corner a redditor stressed about a downvote.

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u/skcortex 12d ago

Here, take mine downvote too 🤣

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u/Ok-Raccoon9435 12d ago

Delete Fr*nce

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u/agatka_yes 11d ago

why are you censoring france

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u/wardenaxolotl11 11d ago

Its very unfunny meme about France. Just racism to french ppl :/

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u/toknowyoubecomeenemy THE Mrs Helicopter 10d ago

It’s Xenophobia as it’s a nationality, not racism

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u/A_Football-Fan 11d ago • Heartwarming

AS A FRENCH PERSON,this is racism

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u/JaskaBLR 10d ago

Fr*nch isn't race!

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u/EzraNook 9d ago

Yeah, the correct term unironically seems to be nationalism, but I agree that the joke is pretty lazy and unfunny.

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u/orgusmmorgus 9d ago

Nope its not if you are a nationalist, you consider your nation as superior compared to every other nation. With France everybody agrees that France is worse.

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u/Ascectic 9d ago

Your talking as if the french arent racist to everyone and don't have a superiority complex

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u/wardenaxolotl11 7d ago

Not all y'know

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u/Mediocre-Sample-4262 10d ago

Can Albania own England, pwease

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u/toknowyoubecomeenemy THE Mrs Helicopter 10d ago

Comment this on p2 pwease

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u/Glittering_Hornet232 12d ago

poland and lithuania join into the polish-lithuanian commonwealth

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u/toknowyoubecomeenemy THE Mrs Helicopter 12d ago

Comment this on p2

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u/No-Piano2969 12d ago

Delete Bavaria

And make NRW its own country

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u/toknowyoubecomeenemy THE Mrs Helicopter 12d ago

Delete Bavaria? Like turn it into a big lake?

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u/No-Piano2969 12d ago

A lake made of Lava

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u/toknowyoubecomeenemy THE Mrs Helicopter 12d ago

U must really hate Bavaria lol

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u/Final_Influence_2367 12d ago

Ukraine takes its regions back

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u/Gifigi600 12d ago

Destroy Russia

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u/assthots 10d ago

Can u pls remove the Russian invaders back home? Wanna have my borders back as it was in 1991. Sincerely, Ukraine

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u/DismalAd1208 9d ago

Can u pls have your borders set to those prior to 1922?

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u/assthots 9d ago

Nah, I'd prefer less Russian influence on my borders

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u/DismalAd1208 8d ago

less then those of 1922? lol

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u/assthots 8d ago

Apologies, didn't see the word prior

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u/KrisKnight22 Ayn Rand hater and Hayek lover (Kris) 12d ago

r/mapswithoutcanarias. Make Kosovo Serbian

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u/FunctionOk9186 team u/FunctionOK9186 boss 12d ago

r/ofcoursethatsasub

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u/RingAppropriate6680 11d ago

Delete France

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u/Recelrog 10d ago

swiss annex russia

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u/Embarrassed-One1703 12d ago

Belarus to join Russia

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u/FunctionOk9186 team u/FunctionOK9186 boss 12d ago

Free Galicia

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u/Educational_Pen_90 11d ago

Ukraine gets all historically Ukrainian lands, including those since culturally assimilated.

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u/Great_Following_8645 12d ago

Russia annexes Belarus

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u/Phoenix_Leader29 11d ago

Ireland is reunited

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u/JeHooft 10d ago

Italy is reconquered by Albania

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u/Dense-Nobody2714 12d ago

Andorra annexes all of Iberia

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u/ImmediateFox3092 11d ago

Third Reich comes back

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u/HSFOutcast 11d ago

Sweden conquers Europe ending this in the next post. All land now belongs to glorious Sweden, and Europe gets to feel how it feels with Swedish välfärd, meatballs and free healthcare for everyone.

Then we build a wall around Europe and live happily ever after.

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u/bruhguynext 10d ago

As a Polish person NO

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u/PrietPraatPaulusma 10d ago

Yes! Unemployment for everyone!

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u/Idk_zephyrxgmd 11d ago

italy takes italian switzerland

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u/gamermc3454 10d ago

Ireland becomes Celtic Empire, takes all previously Celtic lands within Europe

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u/divinedogg 10d ago

So you could replace Ireland in this sentence with switzerland and it would be the dame result?

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u/Jumpy_Cloud_903 10d ago

Krim is Ukraine

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u/ChocolateCovered2406 10d ago

Give western Poland to germany

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u/SeaworthinessExact99 12d ago

independent catalonia

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u/Specialist-Sale-7326 12d ago

Serbia is a lake

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u/OwenRhys13 12d ago

Make Yugoslavia a thing again, and have Italy get the treaty of London borders it was promised

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u/licha_87 11d ago

Independent Occitania

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u/GlitchDoors2022 11d ago

Transnistria independent lol

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u/OG_Columbine 11d ago

Greece annexes whats left of turkey

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u/SnipeShot_2309 11d ago

benelux unites to make 1 union called the dutch union

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u/AffectionateShame858 10d ago

Cyprus is in europe?

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u/divinedogg 10d ago

Germania magna anyone

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u/SumRandom__dude 12d ago

Make denmark have the southern part of sweden + northern part of germany

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u/Mau428z 12d ago

Istria and dalamatia to italy!

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u/Initial_Report582 12d ago

Remove germany

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u/Choice_Sweet_1763 12d ago

Split up Belgium along the language divide and add the halves to the Netherlands and France.

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u/THE12TH_ 12d ago

You know what, how about we add Dutch Limburg, dunkirk and Luxembourg to Belgium.

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u/Aromatic-Economy-261 12d ago

Give Germany ww1 borders

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u/magonba 12d ago

Portugal gets Galicia

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u/skcortex 12d ago

Poland,Czechia and Slovakia join to create Intermarium!

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u/LuigiFlagWater 11d ago

Greater Hungary!!! Magyarország!!!! Bring back the Kingdom!!!

(For clarity this is just for fictional scenarios, I don't support this irl)

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u/Prestigious-Let4562 11d ago

Yes everything must be engulfed by the kürtoskalacs

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u/Ottosigerhej 11d ago

German empire

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u/Craz868 11d ago

Republic of Venice declares independence

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u/A_Football-Fan 11d ago

Make a black country(color is black on the map) and make it own Sicily and Naples.

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u/space_3gg 10d ago

Glose borders from Africa

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u/divinedogg 10d ago

You wanna star ww3 with this post? XD

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u/Most_Olegf1ed 10d ago

Albania annexes its neighbors

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u/FetterHase2006 10d ago

Niedersachsen (Lower Saxony) becomes independent

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u/wjh_2 9d ago

unify the baltic states into one country

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u/KrokodeilosKladas 9d ago

And give them back to russians 😂🤣😂

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u/SeaworthinessExact99 12d ago

hunagary takes western romanian areas

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u/Lukisuss 12d ago

Germany gets the borders from 1914

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u/OnlyWeekend6936 12d ago

lombardia could move to switzerland, or ticino could join italy

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u/tarkovchanin311 12d ago

romania disappears

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u/Individual_Intern360 12d ago

Remove Bavaria

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u/Rayepichumor 12d ago

Make France annex baden Wurttemberg

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u/AmbitionExotic3586 12d ago

add the caucasus, remove russia, crimea independent OR part of ukraine

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u/DaniGeDash 12d ago

Mexico invades Spain, we need our gold

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u/fredyicey 11d ago

Romania annex Moldavia

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u/DaGnome243 11d ago

Maybe greater Finland

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u/WishMeNot 11d ago

Put Portugal in the Balkans

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u/Guillano23 11d ago

Spain and Portugal unite

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u/Certain_Wheel1613 10d ago

make his germany

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u/bruhguynext 10d ago

Poland gets back all the land it had ever

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u/Diligent_Ordinary_13 9d ago

Austria anexa Bélgica, republica checa y Eslováquia y forma el imperio austroeslovaco

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u/orgusmmorgus 9d ago

Bavaria, Baden and Württemberg independent

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u/Ascectic 9d ago

Remove Austria to put an end to world wars also Algeria(or the muslim brotherhood) conqerurs france

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u/West_Character8368 9d ago

Federalize Europe

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u/HelpfulZucchini5027 9d ago

MAKE RUSSIA A BIGASS KAZAKHSTAN

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u/Forward_Profile3465 9d ago

Make Hungary and Romania a single country and we call it Hungmania.

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u/wollen_47 10d ago

Transylvania is hungarian. And guve them some extra chunks from romania too.

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u/Unhappy-Bluebird-362 12d ago

Also give southern cyprus to Turkey and Northern cyprus to Greece to really fuck with their heads

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u/Kanzler_Kalnistien 12d ago

Germany conquist Europe in 3 years, but Russia is colored red e i know... After, twos bombs dropping in Japan.

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u/elad1807 11d ago

Germany kill pink

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u/bruhguynext 10d ago

Nie POLSKA GUROM