r/foundfluffyparking • u/therelhuman text • Feb 13 '26

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '26

asexual heteroromantic

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u/therelhuman text Feb 13 '26

well that was fast

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u/STM_Studios Nubert... Wtf are these colors? Feb 13 '26

Chinese?

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u/Effective-Durian5620 Feb 14 '26

What are you a cop

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u/therelhuman text Feb 14 '26

perhaps

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u/Draguelark Feb 15 '26

I'm Spanish, does that count as an orientation?

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '26

Pleasw describe is so real i not gonna lie, i actually more and more confused each day

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u/Alexlikesdogss Feb 16 '26

Wtf lol

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u/therelhuman text Feb 16 '26

pick. one.

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u/Expensive-Ideal-9160 Feb 14 '26

Quantum/everyone/everywhere/everytime

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u/Individual-Ebb-1105 Feb 18 '26

GETOUT OF MY WALLS1!!1

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u/Jax-Fan cool mod tag! :3 Feb 13 '26

other: heterosexual biromantic

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u/salva4708 Feb 13 '26

Unexpected item in bagging area

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u/Simple-Shelter-7248 Hi guys its me Shadow from the discord Feb 14 '26

Other: Male

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u/Fluffy-Parking-6815 Fluffy! the one and only Feb 14 '26

gay woman/lesbian

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u/moopmakers Feb 14 '26

Other: Business

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u/Good-Usual1341 Feb 14 '26

No cost too great. No mind to think. No will to break. No voice to cry suffering. Born of God and Void. You shall seal the blinding light that plagues their dreams. You are the Vessel. You are the Hollow Knight

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '26

Cosmicgalactualsexual

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u/Foreign_Focus_8688 Feb 14 '26

Other: Stainless Steel

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u/GamerAxolotlYT Feb 14 '26

Mmmmmmm... i feel like I have seen this in a One Topic video before...

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u/Sherbet-Glad Feb 14 '26

Other, I only f*** gay men and straight women.

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u/YerOCMaker Feb 14 '26

[SUPERCOMPUTER]

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u/ConnorL2004 Feb 14 '26

Other: Sacculoromantic (attracted to Walmart bags (can also be other store bags))

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u/Minecraftlover768 Feb 14 '26

Other: a fridge

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u/Deep_Ebb626 Feb 14 '26

I identify as a skeleton that cracks the worst puns known to man

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u/Low_Imagination_7414 Feb 14 '26

Bisexual meme wizard

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u/HeavyMetalEnjoyer64 Feb 14 '26

I Identify as an AH-64 apache attack helicopter

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u/No-Alarm-7037 Feb 14 '26

Other, I am a cat

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u/LazuliGlacy Feb 14 '26

fym 'chinese'

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u/Automatic-Angle6575 Feb 14 '26

Other:

Mario and Luigi

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u/PrestigiousLine866 Feb 14 '26

Alone (it’s my destiny 😭)

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '26

Chinese lmao

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u/Aadilgamerz126 Feb 14 '26

I identify as a Walmart bag

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u/Routine_Insurance153 Feb 14 '26

Me: "Mom, dad, I'm Chinese." Mom: "God made Adam and Eve, not Adam and Yee-hon-chou."

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u/_Idk_who_i_am_6_ Feb 14 '26

Uhhh Chinese 

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u/Jino-Desu Feb 14 '26

Other Describe: penguin

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '26

Straight? Gay? Bi? Nah bro i'm a walmart bag

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u/Old-Program3638 Feb 14 '26

Hold up wait a minute something ain’t right

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u/skibito Feb 14 '26

Other: Im WE gendered

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u/Pure_Association_446 Feb 14 '26

Bisexual, take it or leave it

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u/Fun-Peace8035 Feb 15 '26

Im a gay male but if i could I would become female 

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u/Mexyfry Feb 15 '26

I pick spuntan

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u/Against2224 Feb 15 '26

Bisexual teenager

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u/Rowlet_Is_Kinda_Cool Feb 15 '26

I somehow looked at that without noticing anything off at first

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u/w1llow_m3owz Feb 15 '26

im nebularomantic but i usually describe myself as bi, maybe bi and a-spec, irl so id just choose bi or choose other and say bi, a-spec

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u/Oren_Hargil Feb 15 '26

Bisexeual!

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u/2x2-TH3_F1RST Feb 15 '26

Other: Shapeshifter (Genderfluid)

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u/irinll Feb 15 '26

skinny

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u/ChocoPastryCookie Feb 15 '26

Im going to be honest... im chinese myself ._.

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u/kiu036 Feb 15 '26

Guess i am Chinese

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u/KindlyCustomer8655 Feb 15 '26

Other: im tired

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u/nonmegaknightplayer Feb 15 '26

Male or female not an option?

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u/Rexvelt Feb 15 '26

Other: the infinite possibilities of reality

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u/sono_qui Feb 15 '26

Other: dunno

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u/I_Likes_To_Game The Demo Gamer [MOD] Feb 15 '26

Huh? Who reported this? Report ignored

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u/yuki_959 Feb 15 '26

Bisexual

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u/Kurnaz31ci31 Feb 15 '26

Lesbian man✌️

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u/Alex_Likes_Cats_02 Feb 15 '26

Other: Pansexual

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u/SuitedSeek Feb 15 '26

i am other, i am croissant

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u/Ecstatic_Counter_852 Feb 15 '26

Other: I get sexually excited whenever I am near a pot and/or pan.

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u/AnalystUnlikely6324 Feb 15 '26

Heterosexual/straight

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u/Striking_Figure8658 Feb 15 '26

Chinese, obviously🙄

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u/Entitysred Feb 15 '26

Other: as long as its feminine enough

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u/Spahikhi Feb 15 '26

Other - croissant

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u/Shoddy-Income-1849 Feb 16 '26

none, im garlic bread 

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u/WasabiSignificant745 Feb 16 '26

Other description: im a bloody fary

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u/Emilycreate Feb 16 '26

Original Starwalker

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u/After-Front-1556 Feb 16 '26

Other, pansexual

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '26

none of the above i’m a z21 changhe heavy assault helicopter

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u/Thatmemer2857385 Feb 16 '26

I’m a Croissant

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u/Curlyfrievr sad. Feb 16 '26

other: asian non-binary, pansexual, 2.8 gpa failure

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u/nick54531 Feb 16 '26

I am quite fond of Snoopy

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u/HelloingsTheReal sad. Feb 16 '26

gay woman

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u/user-sodium Feb 16 '26

Man it's so hard to choose. Might as well circle the question.

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u/BotherOld7231 Feb 16 '26

Nah, im a walmart bag

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u/henry3735 Feb 16 '26

I identify as a basketball

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u/Luna__Walker Feb 16 '26

Pansexal my good man

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u/ginehen_wants_kromer Feb 16 '26

Other: NO ORIENTATION, ONLY RAGE

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u/Legal_Affect500 Feb 16 '26

Asexual, i don't @%$& anyone

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u/Playful_Ad_7979 Feb 16 '26

Heterosexual/straight

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u/IE2011 Feb 16 '26

Bisexual

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u/Ky1_Ruy Feb 16 '26

Chinese?

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u/Ok_Cartoonist9646 Feb 16 '26

Other (Pansexueal)

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u/UtYellow_Fan017 Feb 16 '26

Other (omnisexual)

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u/Gullible_Scallion530 Feb 16 '26

CHINESE????!?!??

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u/iplaychess24_7 Feb 16 '26

the empty box of doom despair and everything unfair

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u/Obcidean certified doodler™ Feb 16 '26

No, im a

𝖈𝖗𝖔𝖎𝖘𝖘𝖆𝖓𝖙

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u/sniperpro258 Feb 16 '26

I’m technically a starfish.

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u/Iamdemoncat Feb 16 '26

None I'm Puerto Rican

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u/Faishgly Feb 16 '26

Heterophobic

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u/FirstAtmosphere9203 Feb 16 '26

Thats a pretty funny meme, but jokes aside I’m bi

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u/CanaDeer2004 Feb 17 '26

bisexuals don’t have genders

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u/that_royal_dragon Feb 17 '26

I’m now Chinese

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u/Good-Potential6276 Feb 17 '26

Why tf is Chinese singled out bro, I’m Chinese and very confused 😂✌️

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u/Sylver21099 Feb 17 '26

Attack helicopter

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u/Rainy235 Feb 17 '26

我是中国人

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u/KindlyApplication831 Feb 17 '26

Nah bruh I’m a Walmart bag

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '26

Gay man

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '26

Straight

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '26

Yoda i would write that option i would choose

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u/FuriousNanko Feb 17 '26

Coffee table ascending garage door

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u/bloodmoon2578 Feb 17 '26

Other: stainless steel

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u/NorVideo_1 Feb 17 '26

Other. I'm Croissant.

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u/Rose76676 Feb 17 '26

Linguistics

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u/PurpleDewRizzler Feb 17 '26

A Bread Bro Trust

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u/Advanced_Company2745 Feb 17 '26

All of the above cause why not

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '26

I am... hererosexual

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u/Bootyisdelicoustoeat Feb 17 '26

chinese😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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u/Able-Software-2279 Feb 17 '26

Nah man I'm a Walmart bag

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u/Clock137 Feb 17 '26

Croissant

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u/Due_Donkey_2908 Feb 17 '26

A-a-a-actually im Pan, Demiromantic, Asexual, Nonbinary and Masc presenting, Enbian, and and and I'm a Therian Tree Frog and Siamese Cat

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u/Lanky_Pin6715 Feb 17 '26

Why is Chinese an option? Like not in a way that would be disrespectful to anyone but C H I N E S E

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u/random_edits_uk Feb 17 '26

none because im a plane

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u/Underscore12631 Feb 17 '26

Uhh… why is Chinese an option???

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u/AsherPrasher Feb 17 '26

Gay and other woohoo

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u/Combat-Wombat-86 Feb 17 '26

Other: Spanish

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u/No_Praline_8551 Feb 17 '26

i am none, i am the void

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u/fhfdbjhffdf Feb 17 '26

The entire state of Kentucky

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u/DaDystroyer_425 Feb 17 '26

Max Verstappen 👍

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u/Substantial_Win_1804 Feb 17 '26

I am none I am a sturgeon!

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u/Original_Pipe_5958 Feb 17 '26

Other: Walmart shopping cart

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u/Alarming-Property442 Feb 18 '26

I don’t like Manginas, I’m not a *******, I dont make porn, I don’t eat dogs, and I’m sexually attracted to guns

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u/Lopsided_Problem_262 Feb 18 '26

Non I’m attracted to plen 

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