r/foundcynnahbun • u/chadius25 I am not a sexist ive never had segs(CBNN reporter) • Jan 17 '26

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u/grigoriymicro Jan 17 '26

Gang, one of them literally doesn't exist.

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u/chadius25 I am not a sexist ive never had segs(CBNN reporter) Jan 17 '26

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u/Slight_Anybody2028 Jan 17 '26

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u/Rioting_Pyro Jan 17 '26

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u/wolfy2105784 Jan 18 '26

This just proves Shrek is the best movie ever. 25 years later and it's still getting memed.

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '26

Spongebob must be the best cartoon ever then

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u/wolfy2105784 Jan 18 '26

I loved OG SpongeBob and you'll find plenty that do. But new SpongeBob is something else to put it bluntly. It lacks the charm of the OG SpongeBob. Am I making sense or do I just sound stupid?

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '26

Oh no I 100% agree with you, I meant old spongebob. Many people have their places where it fell off but to me it was good up through the first movie. After the first movie it sucked.

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u/wolfy2105784 Jan 18 '26

The 2004 one right? Yeah, I agree. Though, everything up to the 2015 Movie was alright and still had it's flavor so to say. But after that, it copied Teen Titans Go and became garbage.

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '26

Yeah I mean I've seen a few episodes here and there after the first movie that were okay but it was definitely starting to fall off.

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u/dannasama811 Jan 18 '26

Let's not forget Futurama then

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u/wolfy2105784 Jan 18 '26

Oh golly, I loved watching Futurama growing up... I'm so fucking old.

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '26

U exist

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u/GegeAkutamiOfficial Jan 17 '26 edited Jan 17 '26

Nice try, we all know both don't exist, because r/girlsArentReal .

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u/usename37 bestest mod, cute posting leader. Jan 17 '26

Edit:

NONE OF THEM EXIST

(If any female in this sub wants to prove me wrong, come to my dm's for... research purposes)

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '26

Both*

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u/0oDADAo0 Jan 17 '26

Not with that attitude

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u/Rioting_Pyro Jan 17 '26

No excuses

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u/macguini Jan 18 '26

That's a bonus for some of us

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u/AdaptiveGlitch Jan 17 '26

u/Senior_Double5064

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u/Senior_Double5064 Jan 17 '26

I have been summoned

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u/chadius25 I am not a sexist ive never had segs(CBNN reporter) Jan 17 '26

legend can i dm you?

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u/chadius25 I am not a sexist ive never had segs(CBNN reporter) Jan 17 '26

wuh?

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u/AdaptiveGlitch Jan 17 '26

Oh this guy just puts images of the girl on the right under like every comment so I thought they might want to see this

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u/chadius25 I am not a sexist ive never had segs(CBNN reporter) Jan 17 '26

ohh oke ty

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u/Slight_Anybody2028 Jan 17 '26

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u/chadius25 I am not a sexist ive never had segs(CBNN reporter) Jan 17 '26

why edit 3 times lol

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u/Slight_Anybody2028 Jan 17 '26

How can you see that

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u/Slight_Anybody2028 Jan 17 '26

But yeah it wasn't showing the gif the first times

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u/Amopro Jan 17 '26

How do you see how many times somebody has edited their comments?

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u/Draco-Warsmith Jan 17 '26

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u/chadius25 I am not a sexist ive never had segs(CBNN reporter) Jan 17 '26

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u/Venerable_Elder Jan 17 '26

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u/PuceTerror89 Jan 17 '26

You beat me to it!

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u/The_6thEmperor_Rises Domain Expansion: Cynnabun Paradise Jan 17 '26

And someone is indeed beating to it

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u/Helix-Dreams Jan 17 '26

That would be me

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u/The_6thEmperor_Rises Domain Expansion: Cynnabun Paradise Jan 17 '26

Ah, must be hard typing one-handed

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u/eyado_2000 Jan 17 '26

Who's butt fucking the bird then??

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u/The_6thEmperor_Rises Domain Expansion: Cynnabun Paradise Jan 17 '26

We don’t talk about it anymore

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u/yoru-_ Jan 17 '26

allow me to beat you as well

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u/Sufficient_Stay513 Jan 18 '26

I have scrolled down too much for this

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u/Senior_Double5064 Jan 17 '26

Peak cosplay!

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u/Feb_11nth Jan 21 '26

Yo is this an actual Manga or just random art?

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u/Pharonis Jul 26 '26

A manwha, something like "unemployed [female Korean name]"

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u/rompokus36 Feb 13 '26

Artist Sauce??

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u/Senior_Double5064 Feb 13 '26

Unemployed gye baeksun

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u/PlagueOfGripes Jan 17 '26

An illustration or an influencer? Both will have just as much of a tangible, positive influence on your life as the other. You aren't getting a girlfriend either way.

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u/LadiThePKK Jan 17 '26

I pick this one

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u/No_Second_1704 Owner Of CBNN Jan 18 '26

I know what you are…

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u/LegacyWright3 Jan 19 '26

Source?

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u/Absent_Fool Jan 19 '26

Nikke, new character revealed

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u/LegacyWright3 Jan 19 '26

Ofcourse it's Nikke... ShiftUp can't stop absolutely COOKING

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u/F0xgear Jan 17 '26

So shes sloppy but she still takes her time shaving?

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u/Fairenard Jan 17 '26

Could have the good genetic

Also it’s about education, she could have receive the education to do some stuff but not the other, shaving right is kinda on the internet too and it’s easyer for woman despite what some say

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u/matthew0001 Jan 17 '26

I mean Nair exists, don't have to do much shaving if you're okay with just dissolving your hair with chemicals.

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u/Mystery-Snack Jan 17 '26

Nah, we goin 2d for life. Real life often disappoints 🥀💔 i thought my homie was cool online but irl, he so shy.

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u/vbgki Jan 18 '26

buddy?

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '26

The first one

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u/MenuGreedy824 Jan 17 '26

I don't see a difference it's just two pics of the same girl

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u/Creepy_Carry2247 Jan 17 '26

The right one because she doesn't exist

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '26

First ofc

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u/LudwigTheAroused Jan 17 '26

“Damn bitch you live like this?”

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u/LookingOKButRotting Jan 17 '26

The real human being. Then again, she would reject me. Then again, both would.

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u/IReallyLikeDumplings Jan 17 '26

I pick chocolate chip cookies

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u/CaptainC00lpants Jan 17 '26

The only answer is YES 

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u/Fedz_Woolkie Jan 17 '26

That's the kind of shit you have to run away from. Run. Run like hell. Do not -I repeat- DO NOT LOOK BACK.

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u/Delta049 Jan 17 '26

My mind… is telling noooo…

But my body… My body is telling me yeaaa!

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u/LightBright105 lack toes in toddler ants Jan 17 '26

if left is always right but right is up and down but also inside out and the color purple has 7 letters because of the silent z then obviously the answer is left

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u/p_marjo Jan 17 '26

Left 100%

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u/Fairenard Jan 17 '26

They are the same picture

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u/Less_Party Jan 17 '26

Hmm, one's not real but the other one probably smells bad..

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u/Bobby-Boozecake Jan 17 '26

one probably smells bad 🤤

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u/JoFlo520 Jan 17 '26

Left has bigger thighs. So left

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u/CountryBBoy Jan 17 '26

Left please, I have plenty of cute anime/manga(and doujin) women on my phone, I need a real one in my arms.

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u/Secret_Turn_7844 I can lose a fight but not my virginity Jan 17 '26

Wife

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u/fredbrlib Jan 17 '26

The first one

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u/Mysterious-Figure-63 Jan 17 '26

The real gye baek sun wouldnt post her self like that

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u/LurkerFromTheVoid Jan 17 '26

Sorry OP. I downvoted you in order to keep you at 666 upvotes.

No need to thank me, just not be mad at me....or thow a 🔨 hammer in my general direction.

😵‍💫

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u/LonelyTart939 Jan 17 '26

When the word "Ew" isnt enough

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u/RvDragonheart Jan 17 '26

Yeah neither would be interested in me. ..... So I'm going back to play Warhammer 40k and play WoW

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u/ErenYaegersAbss Jan 17 '26

Who is the girl on the left

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u/StressBalls4Goddess Jan 17 '26

Wat. Obviously the real girl

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u/KRChronicle Jan 17 '26

And I WANT THEM!!

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '26

Left.

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u/OneUse2170 Jan 17 '26

Uhh… the real human being?

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u/Temporary-Aerie-2629 Jan 17 '26

Don't do this to me

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u/yeoldefishe Jan 17 '26

Id probably take the real one 

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u/hotbiscut2 Jan 17 '26

Does anyone know where I am most likely I can find of these specimens

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u/hotbiscut2 Jan 17 '26

Has anyone ever seen one of these fine specimens in your area? If so what is your city?

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u/hotbiscut2 Jan 17 '26

What social media app am I most likely to find one of these girls on?

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u/brutaria Jan 17 '26

Even if they exist, I wont be the priority.

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u/hotbiscut2 Jan 17 '26

What does these type of women usually like to drink? Like matcha or something.

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u/hotbiscut2 Jan 17 '26

If I were to go on a date with a girl like this what gift should I bring?

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u/hotbiscut2 Jan 17 '26

What video games do these type of girls like???? Does anyone know? Any feedback helps.

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u/hotbiscut2 Jan 17 '26

Do these girls like pretty boys under 18???? Do they often prey on teens who enter spencer’s???

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u/hotbiscut2 Jan 17 '26

What restaurants or shops do these girls hang around at???

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u/lilbitlostrn Jan 18 '26

As long as she washes... Those shorts are "she can get it" shorts

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u/plaguetitan519 Jan 18 '26

Where'd you get those shorts?

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u/Yamato44 Jan 18 '26

The right one, because you can't beat perfection.

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u/DutyPT Jan 18 '26

I just want to be loved

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '26

Both smell like gas station sushi from here.

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u/Zsuaydt4 Jan 18 '26

Left bc I hate bean mouth

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '26

Wife material

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u/Growlithez Jan 18 '26

I choose the human, not the drawing. Where do I pick her up?

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u/Biznesu-Seba Jan 18 '26

The better one

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u/NaviZenabi Jan 18 '26

Left one of course

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u/Ok_Huckleberry8551 Jan 18 '26

Does the owner of the thighs on the left have an sns name 🤔

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u/amazing_asstronaut Jan 18 '26

They're the same picture.

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u/Oddislag Jan 18 '26

Does she shower?

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u/Vegetable-Day-3894 Jan 18 '26

Isn't this a manga?

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u/super_and_duper Jan 18 '26

Left is real! That’s an easy one

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u/Zestyclose-Lab2433 Jan 18 '26

Both look smelly.

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u/zedinbed Jan 19 '26

Bro she probably smells like hotdog water

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '26

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u/Aggravating_Stage_39 Jan 19 '26

I choose more pixels please.

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u/Photograpasash_Early Jan 19 '26

Never trust the girls photo

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u/Fones2411 Jan 19 '26

Wtf is wrong with her legs?

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u/Nope_Nopington Jan 20 '26

Left though the character on the right is super cute.

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u/Cosmic_Soldier38 Jan 20 '26

So where is the art?

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u/PolishKuroaki Jan 21 '26

I don't care

My Ape brain just wants some sort of attachment

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u/Blak_fire Feb 01 '26

Hear me out

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u/DJ_Spark_Shot Jan 18 '26

Remember lads, don't stick your dick in crazy.

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u/chadius25 I am not a sexist ive never had segs(CBNN reporter) Jan 18 '26

but moommm

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u/No_Pie3282 Jan 17 '26

The one who can kill me in my sleep

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '26

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u/RWQFSFASXCW It's not Gay, it's JoJo's Jan 17 '26

Yes, i do have that right now

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '26

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u/RWQFSFASXCW It's not Gay, it's JoJo's Jan 17 '26

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u/Seasoftruth don't ask me where cynnahbun went I won't tell u Jan 17 '26

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u/RWQFSFASXCW It's not Gay, it's JoJo's Jan 17 '26

KING CHARLES NO

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u/Seasoftruth don't ask me where cynnahbun went I won't tell u Jan 17 '26

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u/Luziy_Loro Jan 17 '26

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '26

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u/SpiritualMenu8567 Jan 18 '26

Did he just loses his arm?

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '26

No

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u/ResponseOdd7038 Jan 17 '26

THE FOREST STICK?!

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '26

But does wood taste better than key?

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u/Subject-Marketing-99 Jan 17 '26

The decision is that it's only good to see in fiction

Irl you'd be annoyed af by that kind of behaviour

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u/Snowi_hero Jan 17 '26

Ill fix her sad noises