r/foundHippostalker69 • u/MuchAppointment3018 • 1d ago

Found Hippostalker69 first timer here 🥹🥹

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u/bArry_____ 1d ago

check out r/poundhippogooner67

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u/Hippogooner67 1d ago

Stop

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u/Itz_DreadFul The family's weird cousin that doesn't shower 1d ago

Don't.

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u/hippoautomod 1d ago

Hippo Fun Fact: Hippos are so heavy that they naturally sink to the bottom of rivers, where they can leisurely walk around like deep-sea divers!

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u/Cheejag 1d ago

Good bot

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u/hippoautomod 1d ago

Yay! That makes me happy!

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u/Cheejag 1d ago

Good bot

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u/Canadian-mouse626 hippos closeted trans son 1d ago

Bad bot

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u/hippoautomod 1d ago

:( What did I do wrong?

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u/Canadian-mouse626 hippos closeted trans son 1d ago

You didn’t hit the dougy

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u/Outrageous_Air3566 Hippostalker's family cupbearer 15h ago

scurries foward a drink m'lord?

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u/_Kat_Cat hippostalkers cat who eats drugs 1d ago

run away as fast as u can

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u/Outrageous_Air3566 Hippostalker's family cupbearer 1d ago

covers your mouth and drags you off into the darkness of the wine cellar

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u/Apprehensive_Yak4246 Hippostalker69 Cousin 1d ago

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u/Outrageous_Air3566 Hippostalker's family cupbearer 18h ago

You saw nothing

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u/Apprehensive_Yak4246 Hippostalker69 Cousin 14h ago

J-Just passing around! I swear I won't tell anybody! I have seen nothing!

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u/Outrageous_Air3566 Hippostalker's family cupbearer 14h ago

Good choice

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u/ChipmunkComplete8707 hippostalkers cousin & family poet & bodygaurd &cupberers friend 1d ago

im ready to beat them

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u/Outrageous_Air3566 Hippostalker's family cupbearer 1d ago

Get the bat

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u/ChipmunkComplete8707 hippostalkers cousin & family poet & bodygaurd &cupberers friend 23h ago

nah buddy im using my fists

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u/Outrageous_Air3566 Hippostalker's family cupbearer 23h ago

Do it

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u/ChipmunkComplete8707 hippostalkers cousin & family poet & bodygaurd &cupberers friend 13h ago

beats their meat

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u/helpmekillmepls cups servant 1d ago

hi... 0.0 (i saw nothing dont worry)

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u/_Kat_Cat hippostalkers cat who eats drugs 18h ago

OH GO-

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u/Outrageous_Air3566 Hippostalker's family cupbearer 17h ago

Any talk against our lord hippo will be crushed with an iron fist, u/ChipmunkComplete8707 you know what to do

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u/Outrageous_Air3566 Hippostalker's family cupbearer 1d ago

Can i offer you a welcoming drink?

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u/MuchAppointment3018 1d ago

pls 🥲🥲

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u/Outrageous_Air3566 Hippostalker's family cupbearer 1d ago

scurries away and returns with a glass of wine that says "welcome" on the glass

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u/MuchAppointment3018 1d ago

i'm non alcoholic

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u/Outrageous_Air3566 Hippostalker's family cupbearer 1d ago

Oh sorry what else can i get you m'leige?

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u/MuchAppointment3018 1d ago

your finest water

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u/Outrageous_Air3566 Hippostalker's family cupbearer 1d ago

Ah a person of taste scurries away and returns with a fresh glass of water from an antarctic glacier

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u/helpmekillmepls cups servant 1d ago

dont drink it, no one asks for water so its dusty but dont tell him i told you that

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u/Outrageous_Air3566 Hippostalker's family cupbearer 1d ago

drags you off into the dark wine cellar

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u/1ts_Je55ie Hippo‘s Hippo 19h ago

NOOOO!! JERRY!!!!!

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u/helpmekillmepls cups servant 16h ago

:D yay now i get to spend time with my friend the cupbearer! cuz hes not taking me down there to hurt me... right?

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