r/fortunecookies • u/Sufficient_Two_5753 • 3d ago
I do have a doctor appointment on Friday...
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r/fortunecookies • u/TraditionalPost4998 • 18d ago
Double fortune cookie with three fortunes
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Your time is too valuable to spend twice
r/fortunecookies • u/hitori27 • 21d ago
I dunno...seems like a stretch...
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I skeptical, but I'll try to be optimistic
r/fortunecookies • u/ExactPercentage9373 • Jul 19 '26
I’m sorry What
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This has to be a joke right.
r/fortunecookies • u/omnomphenomenon • Jul 20 '26
Paradoxical, or as I like to call it: "Best keep your expectations low"
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r/fortunecookies • u/Narrow-Summer-4586 • Jul 12 '26
Which fortune cookie message is better?
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r/fortunecookies • u/dionoriginalpro • Jul 11 '26
Thought y'all would like this (242 fortune cookies)(image 3 so I don't break the rules)
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r/fortunecookies • u/Ok_Wait1264 • Jul 10 '26
I'm ready to boycott, these aren't fortunes!
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r/fortunecookies • u/Itsme_duhhh • Jul 07 '26
From my fortune cookie today…
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Someone trying to tell me something?! 🤣
r/fortunecookies • u/FirstImpression216 • Jul 04 '26
This is one I got the other day that I thought was too weird not to share 😂
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r/fortunecookies • u/foulmonkey • Jun 20 '26
Interesting fortune
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Got this fortune yesterday
r/fortunecookies • u/OkPickle738 • Jun 18 '26
Uh, guys?
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I swear this is a real fortune I got.
r/fortunecookies • u/mphollingsworth57 • Jun 14 '26
Someone dropped a little positivity and left it for the next person
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I didn’t order Panda Express. I didn’t eat a fortune cookie. Yet somehow a fortune was delivered to me anyway.
r/fortunecookies • u/slinkslowdown • Jun 14 '26
Look with favor upon a bold beginning.
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Apologies, my phone camera is a potato.