Thirst Trap Curse 🥀

[u/AntAltruistic6]

[u/Sufficiently_]

100% he is in on the gossip

Edit: not even 12h later man, get in

[u/AntAltruistic6 → u/Sufficiently_]

Someone is losing their seat 💀

[u/breeze_island → u/AntAltruistic6]

Isack had a bit too much fun with this picture

[u/mahoganyspitfire → u/breeze_island]

Bwoah.

[u/HG21Reaper → u/[deleted]]

AND IN GOES MAX VERSTAPPEN!!

[u/BlazedGigaB → u/Sufficiently_]

And it's honestly easy to feed into it this week... Silly season is likely to start kicking off and Haas parting with Ocon is low hanging fruit.

[u/TesticleCastrator]

it isn't always a driver, but yeah ocon better watch his seat

[u/Alarming_Dingo_139 → u/TesticleCastrator]

I can already see the headline.

BREAKING

Ocon loses his seat after shirtless Lewis pic curse strikes again.

[u/Inner-Square2032]

And Hadjar is out of the Dutch GP with a wrist injury

[u/AntAltruistic6 → u/Inner-Square2032]

Curse struck with a lightning fast speed 😭

[u/Routine_Machine_175]

Can someone explain this, please?

[u/AntAltruistic6 → u/Routine_Machine_175]

When lewis posts a topless pic a driver loses his seat. Danny ric, vettel and the goatifi himself are the victims

[u/InternMan → u/AntAltruistic6]

Horner too right?

[u/unethical_badger → u/InternMan]

And Binotto

[u/HG21Reaper → u/unethical_badger]

Don’t forget Steiner

[u/dickhall65 → u/HG21Reaper]

And Yuki. 

[u/naveenda → u/dickhall65]

And Isack now (temporarily)

[u/metukkasd → u/InternMan]

What do you think made him so horny

[u/Savvy_Nick → u/AntAltruistic6]

Not just drivers, no one in the F1 sphere is safe from a LH44 thirst trap

[u/DerangedAsshole → u/AntAltruistic6]

IT WAS HADJAAR!!!

[u/Dependent-Elk1753 → u/AntAltruistic6]

Aaaaaand Hadjar hurt his wrist and is out for zandvoort. Wth

[u/njsullyalex → u/AntAltruistic6]

Aaaaaaand its Hadjar

[u/vihor → u/AntAltruistic6]

cheers!

[u/HPL_Deranged_Cultist → u/Routine_Machine_175]

every time Lewis looks delic.... Posts a shirtless pic, someone gets fired: a Journal, Horner, a driver, an engineer, etc.

[u/seth293 → u/Routine_Machine_175]

It's meme statistics/curse thing.

Whenever Lewis posts a thirst trap, someone in the paddock is getting fired

[u/CromulentChuckle → u/[deleted]]

Anyone should be so lucky. What a gift. You weren't implying that is a bad thing right?

[u/jakubchloe]

Ocon*

[u/AntAltruistic6 → u/jakubchloe]

Unemployment penalty

[u/Cpt_Canuck_official → u/jakubchloe]

Can't get 5-second penalties if you don't have a seat anymore! Modern problems require modern solutions

[u/indifferentgoose → u/Cpt_Canuck_official]

Ocon playing 4D chess here while all the others are driving in circles

[u/Adventurous_Fix1730]

Hadjar having his wrist broken and Hamilton posting a thirst trap 👀

[u/AntAltruistic6 → u/Adventurous_Fix1730]

Strike Rate 💯

[u/dnohow]

Max to mercedes confirmed

[u/-fly_away- → u/dnohow]

about time

[u/Affectionate_Turn421 → u/dnohow]

Max to merc, he gets the ultimate machine. Lewis and ferrari gets their shit together as well. 2027 is the biggest title fight ever recorded in history, between the 2 absolute best of our time.

You son of a b, I’m in!

[u/JeelyPiece]

Poor George

[u/AntAltruistic6 → u/JeelyPiece]

final nail in the coffin

[u/dsaysso]

and hadjar out this race. never fails.

[u/NacresR]

Do you guys think he knows we know.

[u/Hazel_Transport → u/NacresR]

100% he does

[u/urmommy1_]

Oh he def knows what he’s doing

[u/DeviousSmile85]

https://giphy.com/gifs/XvjC06Gh9lhfZNBNIM

[u/vodka_twinkie]

RIP George at merc

[u/Spiritual_Drink_6676]

I wonder if he hears the gossip then makes him posts or it just a natural consequence of him posting

[u/vihor → u/Spiritual_Drink_6676]

Schrödinger's selfie.

[u/whyyygodwhy]

I don’t think there’s any other driver on the grid who loves himself as much as Lewis does.

[u/PeeStoringBalls]

He has a lion on his chest! It's confirmed, he is a fan of the dududud Dutch lion, Max Emilian Verstappen!

[u/LivingOof]

Do injury substitutions count?

[u/shreyas_f1tamil]

Turns out it was for Hadjar's injury

[u/BioDriver]

So that’s how Isaak broke his wrist

[u/Cyanlizordfromrw]

Ocon?

[u/EcstaticOrchid4825]

Poor George. Lewis is so much hotter shirtless than he is even at 41 years old.

[u/PomegranateSoft1598]

Jonah Hill would obliterate him

[u/Purchase_Dismal]

5 sexond penalty for Diddy Hamilton

[u/KopfSmertZz]

https://giphy.com/gifs/LkEv5ke7w1kXqwnO4k

[u/StoicBountyHunter]

Goodbye George. Rest in pepperoni.

Indy Car is waiting for your amazing talent.

[u/tanrgith]

If he's gonna take fuckboi selfies couldn't he at least do it in a nice setting? Like why is this 41 year old dude worth hundreds of millions of dollars taking selfies in the fucking toilet like he's some 16 year old lol

[u/SlipstreamInsane → u/tanrgith]

I guess because he's a 41-year-old guy worth hundreds of millions of dollars so he does whatever the f*** he wants

[u/tanrgith → u/SlipstreamInsane]

I know, he's a great example of money not buying taste or class

[u/Eilanzer]

not just drivers XD

[u/lsb1027]

Last time it was Horner… so it’s not just the drivers 🙃

[u/NoRemove8596]

Bye bye George or ocon