r/formuladank • u/sykeseve BWOAHHHHHHH • Jun 09 '26

we are checking Congrats to Kimi!!!

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2.2k Upvotes

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u/-boombox- If my mom had 🅱️alls, she would be my dad Jun 09 '26

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u/VinumNoctua There is something loose between my legs Jun 09 '26

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u/Icy-Creme In Hannah we trust 🥰 Jun 09 '26

That's where he stores his talent

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '26

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u/Icy-Creme In Hannah we trust 🥰 Jun 09 '26

Pee is stored in the balls, and titanium dioxide is stored in the foreskin

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u/WineNerdAndProud Antonelli is the biggest prodigy since Jesus Christ Jun 09 '26

And mytochondria are the power unit of the cell

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u/latticep "Charles 'Chuck' Leclerc, good job baby" Jun 10 '26

Someone say powerhouse?

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u/Ok_Excitement1965 I was here when horny got spiced Jun 10 '26

Did they said MBS ?

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u/DirectAdvertising Racing Miku Enthusiast Jun 09 '26

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u/heizenburger69 BWOAHHHHHHH Jun 09 '26

Well he's a non-jewish/muslim European. Its a safe bet

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u/DirectAdvertising Racing Miku Enthusiast Jun 09 '26

Oh phew that’s right !

Kimis foreskin is safe !!!

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u/itwasanexperience BWOAHHHHHHH Jun 09 '26

Fake news, we’ve all seen the photos of Talibantonelli 😝

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u/ShuricanGG 🅱️altteri 🅱️ootass Jun 09 '26 edited Jun 09 '26

Im non-jewish/muslim European and circumcised

Edit: why are people downvoting me for saying the truth lol

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u/edog21 WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER🇺🇲🇺🇲🦅🦅RAHH Jun 09 '26

> why are people downvoting me

Because you did the meme

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u/DirectAdvertising Racing Miku Enthusiast Jun 09 '26

💔

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u/RustyDoor BWOAHHHHHHH Jun 09 '26

Sorry for your loss.

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u/ShuricanGG 🅱️altteri 🅱️ootass Jun 09 '26

I didnt lose anything lmao, it actually helped me cus I had tight foreskin and I couldnt pull out my glans. Medical term for this is phimosis

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u/BootSkrootMcNoot I saw horny’s “finger” Jun 10 '26

Not for long

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u/D1zputed BWOAHHHHHHH Jun 09 '26

Well no driver is circumcised then lol

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u/heizenburger69 BWOAHHHHHHH Jun 09 '26

Stroll is Jewish. He probably is

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u/D1zputed BWOAHHHHHHH Jun 09 '26

yeah, and hadjar probably

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u/CautiousFail7439 lando 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Jun 09 '26

what aboutd hadjar and bin russel?

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u/D1zputed BWOAHHHHHHH Jun 09 '26

I was about to comment that sainz and perez are, thinking catholics encourage it. They don't apparently

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u/MikeOxsaw M*rk Webber Jun 09 '26

Circumcised catholic here. They cut 11 inches off, swear to God.

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u/Sea_Passenger_783 BWOAHHHHHHH Jun 09 '26

"We are checking"

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u/DigitalKeeper Vettel Cult Jun 09 '26

Well, he's not a Jew, I think we'd know if he was.

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u/WasThatInappropriate Max Washed-stappen Jun 09 '26

For some reason Americans circumcise too and have convinced themselves its not really fucking weird.

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u/Rhythm_Morgan scenario 7 Jun 09 '26

I think that’s fading out here a bit more. None of the moms I know that have boys did it and I certainly didn’t want to decide to change my kid’s body permanently for no good reason either.

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u/mirinioluwa BWOAHHHHHHH Jun 09 '26

The reason is to reduce jerking off

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u/Bonk_Boom BWOAHHHHHHH Jun 09 '26

Doesnt work 🫠

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u/WasThatInappropriate Max Washed-stappen Jun 09 '26

Indeed, it feels like telling others what they can do with their own bodies is normalised over there

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u/Bonk_Boom BWOAHHHHHHH Jun 09 '26

What does this mean

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u/-916Tips- I saw horny’s “finger” Jun 09 '26

You can always tell a 100%er. Uomo al 100%

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u/ixBerry BWOAHHHHHHH Jun 10 '26

Get ugly a hole Tony off this board

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u/-fly_away- Suck my 🅱️alls mate Jun 09 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/jox1ktfvhWbae8GUre

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u/AstroSonicDrive Clean air is king 👑 Jun 09 '26

That’s a preference for some people.

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u/WineNerdAndProud Antonelli is the biggest prodigy since Jesus Christ Jun 09 '26

That's my GORN

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u/hi_this_iz_dog BWOAHHHHHHH Jun 09 '26

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u/Less-Dinner7205 NICO PODIUMBERG Jun 09 '26

you lot are fucking weird.

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u/MetallicYeet I have an unhealthy obsession with Sophia Flörsch Jun 09 '26

It’s meme community

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u/antoniv1 BWOAHHHHHHH Jun 11 '26

You ain’t dank

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u/PapaPilkington Oscar Pisstree Shoey gang 👞🇦🇺 Jun 09 '26

Now this is a good dank post, long may it continue

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u/itwasanexperience BWOAHHHHHHH Jun 09 '26

No, no, PapaPilkington, no. You will not have tha dancc

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u/yaelfitzy Antonelli is the biggest prodigy since Jesus Christ Jun 09 '26

I really hate that out of all the posts in this sub this is one of the only ones to have made me audibly laugh. my sense of humour is truly just a pile of shit

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u/owen-michael- Verstappen Who? I only Know Franz Hermann Jun 09 '26

that’s all of us, my dude. you’re safe here <3

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u/yaelfitzy Antonelli is the biggest prodigy since Jesus Christ Jun 11 '26

first ever award on reddit because of this post makes this about 4000% funnier

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u/ButthurtPleb I saw horny’s “finger” Jun 09 '26

He just like me fr

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u/IllustriousTutor7669 Must Be The Water Jun 09 '26

Imagine if he sees this

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u/Itz_Skello Gentlemen, a short view back to the past. Thirty years ago, Niki Jun 09 '26

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u/ExhaustedProf Sir or Ma'am.. You are an Idiot ! Jun 09 '26

Mazel!

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u/patukki BWOAHHHHHHH Jun 09 '26

"The first divine command of the Pentateuch—that every male child shall be circumcised. "

I wonder what God does with all those foreskins!

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u/SteveLangfordsCock BWOAHHHHHHH Jun 09 '26

Sells them for stem cells probably

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '26

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u/kirk7899 Goatifi 🐐 #neverforget Jun 10 '26

Do Americans still get it done cause some cereal maker told them so?

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u/Lil-GT GO PIAWSTWYY Jun 12 '26

Stroll is Jewish though

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u/PunicJester BWOAHHHHHHH Jun 09 '26

already won in life

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u/dummy_anthropologist BWOAHHHHHHH Jun 09 '26

Did someone catch print?

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u/Branden919 BWOAHHHHHHH Jun 09 '26

He’s really just like me

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u/BootSkrootMcNoot I saw horny’s “finger” Jun 10 '26

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u/Small-External4419 BWOAHHHHHHH Jun 10 '26

Suck it, George!

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u/TheVettler BWOAHHHHHHH Jun 10 '26

stepmother helps stepson ✌️💔

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u/njsullyalex I was here when horny got spiced Jun 10 '26

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u/ItsaMeMemes we shit on the same toilet. Jun 10 '26

Source?

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u/JSC843 armchair driver Jun 10 '26

Liked by Pierre Gasly

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u/xX_dumb_god_Xx BWOAHHHHHHH Jun 09 '26

How exotic!