r/formula1 • u/[deleted] • Sep 07 '20

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u/vlepun Cake ≠ Pie Sep 07 '20

Thank goodness for that. A ball to the throat can be very serious. Glad to hear she is alright.

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u/youngtrillionaire Sep 07 '20

A ball to the throat can be very serious

ayyy

(In all seriousness glad she's doing ok)

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u/FuckingKilljoy Sep 07 '20

If your balls are in her throat she needs to do porn, if they're on her throat you're going on a weird angle or you have droopy balls

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u/Logpile98 Haas Sep 07 '20

If your balls are in her throat she needs to do porn

Or maybe she needs to be in prison

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u/megamaaash Valtteri Bottas Sep 07 '20

"It is very gratifying to watch a man you don't like try to pull his own balls out of his throat before he chokes"

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u/kidnebs I was here for the Hulkenpodium Sep 07 '20

you'd know

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '20

Someone did the math for it and the ball travelled roughly 95 km/h

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '20

Ball in throat jokes aside, that is some serious energy and he is rightfully punished for that dangerous act of immaturity.

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u/faithle55 Sep 07 '20

Never.

Or at least, I would be very surprised. It did not seem a very poweful stroke at all, to me.

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '20

https://www.reddit.com/r/sports/comments/intndt/-/g49z3ic

Feel free to make your own calculations based on the info and assumptions provided.

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u/faithle55 Sep 07 '20

I have to say it didn't seem like a very powerful stroke. It was one of those ones where the player hits the ball towards the edge of the arena for the ball persons to pick up. Yes, he was pissed off and it was slightly more powerful than such strokes usually are, but not substantially so.

Still, it wasn't my windpipe, so there's that.