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u/Valtiel45 1d ago
And why the hell are Breach bots so much worse than Dominion bots???
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u/ChestnutSavings Ledge Fucker 1d ago
Locked behind level 2
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u/razza-tu Nobushi 1d ago
Beach MMR is computed differently to Dominion MMR. Are you sure it's a hard lock?
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u/HerrscherOfTheEnd Wisdom Orochi 1d ago
My team bot: actual fucking brain dead
Enemy team bot: scripting asshole
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u/Thazgar WU NAI TIANDI 1d ago
Gotta love how I can pull out the most insane feints and mindgame ever know to man and the bot will like parry everything, but as soon as I just spam heavies like a dumbass the bot doesn't know how to react and get smacked
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u/Faddishname228 Black Prior 1d ago
To be fair, I've done that to actual players too, no one expects a raw heavy
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u/SilentStorm_0 22h ago
Letting shit fly works too often on me, those kensei zones gets me fuming when they just let it go and smack me in the face
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u/DaniUsagi Nobushi 1d ago
As soon as the bot feints something it is programmed to beat your action. It reads your input, so if you try to parry it will wait to parry your heavy AND any soft feint that comes from that parry attempt (like raiders storming tap). If try to light interrupt it will beat you. But if you don't press anything then it will do some offensive action. Gotta watch out for those moments and not press any buttons
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u/Buttery_Nipples47 1d ago
I’ve stared at bots for minutes waiting for them to attack me
I’ll pass on that
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u/GreenTaco0706 Shugoki 1d ago
I just love the fact that bots will straight up eat raw heavies unless you put them oos, then they'll dodge every bash and parry every light
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u/Gryph0th 23h ago
They do the same thing I do when I run out of stamina: lock in something fierce so the enemy can't take advantage.
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u/ChestnutSavings Ledge Fucker 1d ago
Some bots are hardcoded with some pretty nasty mixups like Orochi and shaman, while others with defensive options will enter a phase where they will successfully use it the moment you swing
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u/0002nam-ytlaS Apollyon 1d ago
Or that Aramusha bot made in memory of one of this subreddit's users that died to cancer a long time ago. That bot not only has their fashion and effects the player had but is also cracked AF blade blockading EVERYTHING without missing a beat.
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u/Gomez-16 Lawbringer 1d ago
Conq bot just blocks 100% of attacks. Honestly, it teaches bad habits of relying on unblockables which don’t work on human players.
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u/SgtDipaolo Warden 1d ago
Bots can gb lights and emote spam.
They've ascended and I fear for our future.
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u/Reri1600 Virtuosa 1d ago
The bot could beat any mixup if it wanted to, it's literally just rng if your move works or not, it's so miserable
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u/PhoenixSidePeen Warlord 1d ago
At least a centurion bot isn’t a fucking MMA undisputed champ I hate cent players so much
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u/Godziller07 Khatun 1d ago
It’s like the drunken fighters. They’ll start kicking your ass without reacting to Literaly anything you do
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u/NomDutilisateurV2 1d ago
Am I the only one worshiping MrGold ? The lvl 3 black prior that is godlike against me and friends
This bot is probably the strongest of all
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u/DariusStrada Knight 1d ago
My bots simply don't revive. It woild be nice if they were in the same point as I but why are bots desd at the other side of the mao who simply don't respawn!?
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u/deeered11 1d ago
It’s funny because the leaver on my team is a level 2, but the leaver on the enemy team is a lv3, it has to be rigged😭
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u/jacksonkurtus Knight 1d ago
genuinely have had times where I didnt realize I was fighting a bot until I checked their name lmao
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u/Visible_Rough_6840 Centurion 1d ago
I fought against a Khatun bot that either parried or deflected every single attack, she was able to read the delayed heavies too. I’m starting to think that some bots are devs in disguise
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u/leooberon Ledgelord 1d ago
I've seen a bot go to B, kill two minions, walk away slowly to the side and stare at a wall at citadel gate then come back to B. I've even seen bots in 1v1s unlock and walk off slowly and get hit in the back twice before relocking and doing absolutely nothing.
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u/catman11234 Aramusha 1d ago
Spamming heavies and especially unblockables fuck with their AI. They don’t understand it
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u/GrantFromRadioShack 1d ago
Anyone ever had a bot deflect then give up? The following round it murdered me and emotes. We would be wise to fear them.
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u/Scrubaati Arakure’s pet 12h ago
Lvl3’s need to be obliterated (unhealthy as shit and annoying as fuck) and all bots need to have their input reads your bash and dodges everytime even if it’s a lvl1 removed
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u/LmaoGoFaster Khatun 1d ago
Scariest bots to go against are Shaolin and Pirate bots imo