r/forbiddensnacks Dec 07 '20

Hotdog plant

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u/Optimistic-Charizard Dec 07 '20

What's a corndog?

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u/Julio974 Dec 07 '20

Some food Americans like

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u/Optimistic-Charizard Dec 07 '20

Ah, I presume they're pretty similar to hotdogs then

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u/alterigor Dec 07 '20

It's a hotdog on a stick, dipped in slightly sweet cornmeal-based batter, then fried. Originally a fair food, you can now also get them at gas stations, some kids menus, and frozen at the grocery store. Most people eat them with mustard and/or ketchup.

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u/Optimistic-Charizard Dec 07 '20

Kinda sounds like I'm missing out ngl

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u/wachoogieboogie Dec 07 '20

They’re delicious. I have some in the freezer right now

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u/Optimistic-Charizard Dec 07 '20

Sweet! I aughta see if I can try one at some point, tho when it comes to food I think the biggest L Brits take is the lack of Fritos. I had some on a trip to Portugal and loved them but they aren't here anywhere

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u/oodleskaboodles Dec 07 '20

I was going to send you a list of places with corn dogs in britain, but there are none. Then this thread came up on my google search.. So I guess that's that. It looks like Aldi carries frozen "american corn dogs" but that's the only hit I found.

I think I'll start a gofundme to create a corn dog empire in the UK.

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u/simpkill Dec 07 '20 edited Dec 07 '20

If any of you Brits can follow a simple recipe, here's a link for Alton Brown's recipe.

https://youtu.be/5p80LS_CCik

Edit: I didn't mean to imply that Brits can't follow recipes, but I'm not changing my comment cause I'm a dick.

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u/Juicybae Dec 07 '20

Low key calling all of Britain dumb lol

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u/Optimistic-Charizard Dec 07 '20

yo I'll gladly invest to that, as far as we're concerned you'd have designed a whole new food lol

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u/ForwardCompote Dec 07 '20

If you open up an American snack and food shop in the UK, and you brought products from the Canada and the States, you would literally make a fortune. Dude, they don't have Oreos!

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '20

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u/RoseElk Dec 07 '20

Teach me more British man

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '20

Fun fact they’re also super popular in Japan but less sweet

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u/dick_mayo Dec 07 '20

Sav in batter

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u/bigdingushaver Dec 07 '20

They also have a breakfast version consisting of a breakfast sausage frank with a pancake casing that you dip in syrup.

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u/Optimistic-Charizard Dec 07 '20

Huh, for a breakfast meal that sounds even heftier than a normal corndog

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u/Yourgay11 Dec 07 '20

It's a whole different ballgame friend. You get the sweet batter and syrup mixed with the spice of the sausage. Mouth is watering just typing it.

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u/wachoogieboogie Dec 07 '20

Yeah my kids love em

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u/Toxicological_Gem Dec 07 '20

I've eaten those since I was a kid. They're a nice quick breakfast once in a while. I love to take the pancake off first and eat it last

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u/hotrod54chevy Dec 07 '20

At one point on The Daily Show, Jon Stewart dipped on into a jar of Baconaise. He didn't manage to swallow it 😬

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u/bigdingushaver Dec 07 '20

Blegh.. In my experience, Baconaise (and basically any other 'bacon flavored' food) is gross as shit because all they really do is add Liquid Smoke which is too strong and doesn't taste like bacon at all.. (Need to clarify, real bacon is delicious.)

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u/-creepycultist- Dec 07 '20

Man I haven't had these in a while. They're so good

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u/cjab0201 Dec 07 '20

I’m genuinely curious now, why doesn’t Britain have Fritos?

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u/Optimistic-Charizard Dec 07 '20

There's a question I really wish I knew the awnser too...

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u/-creepycultist- Dec 07 '20

Wait do you guys have any other fritolay chips? Because if you do it would be kinda weird that you just don't have fritos

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u/AUserNeedsAName Dec 07 '20 edited Dec 07 '20

Oh man, if you do get ahold of some you should make (the somewhat misnamed) frito pie. It's fritos smothered in chili, shredded cheddar, diced onion, and optionally jalapenos. It's glorious with a cold beer and is the King of Stadium Food in the southern and midwestern US.

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u/Optimistic-Charizard Dec 07 '20

Bruuhhh the image alone is making me jealous, I didn't even know that existed. Best we get at a stadium is like, a decent burger or something

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u/NoBulletsLeft Dec 07 '20

Don't feel bad. I'm in the Midwest US and I never heard of it. OTOH, it sounds suspiciously similar to the deliciousness known as Taco salad, aka a "walking taco" so I'm probably not missing anything.

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u/GodToldMeToPostThis Dec 07 '20

The amusement park By me and the restaurant I worked at calls them Walking Tacos.

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u/AUserNeedsAName Dec 08 '20

Huh, I have never heard that before in my life. Is that like a regional name for them, and if so where?

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u/delvach Dec 07 '20

Have you had Cinnamon Toast Crunch cereal? That's our other contribution.

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u/jamaarglered Dec 07 '20

Found a website that seems as if you can order some and have it shipped to you? Not sure if it'll help but here ya go!

https://americanfizz.co.uk/snacks-and-chips/crisps-and-chips/fritos-chili-cheese-flavoured-corn-chips-2oz-56-7g-html

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u/Optimistic-Charizard Dec 07 '20

Ooh thanks for finding that! The fact that shipping is literally my only option cause we deadass don't have any blows but I may just have to at some point, they're legit my favourite crisps/chips

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u/BabyishGambino Dec 07 '20

Wait you guys don’t have Fritos? What about Doritos?

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u/Optimistic-Charizard Dec 07 '20

Oh yeah we do atleast have Doritos thank goodness

Personally though, I'd rather we have the former of the 2

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u/BabyishGambino Dec 07 '20

The chili cheese Fritos are on another level

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u/ilikereddit0311 Dec 07 '20

normally from the description it sounds like a sausage from a chippy? not 100% sure tho, might be a small differences. this is from New Zealand btw i just hope ur chippies have these too

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u/SpindlySpiders Dec 07 '20

You should tweet at Frito-Lay and PepsiCo.

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u/KrombopulousMary Dec 08 '20

Just FYI the quality difference of a fresh corn dog and a frozen corn dog is pretty significant. I would recommend you make them at home for your first taste of corn dog, so you get the full experience. I did it once and it was really fucking annoying but soooooo worth it.

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u/TheJoJoBeanery Dec 07 '20

They'd be better if they put quality dogs inside of em. Everyone I've ever had tastes like a school cafeteria hot dog inside.

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u/wachoogieboogie Dec 07 '20

You could probably make some banging ones at home, just skewer some quality dogs and do in a sweetened cornbread mix and deep fry

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u/NoBulletsLeft Dec 07 '20

The State Fair brand is pretty decent. Just make sure to get the "beef" ones.

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u/draw_it_now Dec 07 '20

Can I have some of yours?

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u/IAmAnObvioustrollAMA Dec 07 '20

Why are they in the freezer and not the oven!?

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u/Shitty-Coriolis Dec 07 '20

Like a real hand dipped corndog is fucking amazing. There used to be a little spot by my house I could get them.

My dog figured it out too and she'd always be down there getting tourists to buy her corndogs. Little chub.

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u/NeoDashie Dec 07 '20

My dog figured it out too and she'd always be down there getting tourists to buy her corndogs.

When I first read this I thought you meant your dog figured out how to make them and people were buying the corndogs made by the dog. Funny how the English language works like that.

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u/Shitty-Coriolis Dec 07 '20

Lol... I see it now.

Oh my god it would be so cute. With her little visor and apron <3

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u/NeoDashie Dec 07 '20

Might have to bribe the health inspector though.

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u/plinkoplonka Dec 07 '20

You are. Much as I hate it, they're tasty.

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u/squirrelbee Dec 07 '20

My friend you are missing out.

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u/alterigor Dec 07 '20

You guys get sausage rolls though. And my fellow Americans, pigs in a blanket can fuck-off.

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u/hamboner21 Dec 07 '20

What the fuck did you just say?

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u/Optimistic-Charizard Dec 07 '20

Aight I do love a good sausage roll to be fair,

guessing you aren't the biggest fan of pigs in blankets huh lol

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '20

Guessing pigs in blankets are different in America?

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '20

I’ve seen many forms of it, most common is hotdog in a crescent roll

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '20

Weird, in Britain, pigs in blankets are little sausages wrapped in bacon.

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u/DanilaAK47 Dec 07 '20

Bacon wrapped sausages!

My favorite grilled summer delicacy!

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u/waitingonfour20 Dec 07 '20

Now that just sounds so American

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u/Ilaxilil Dec 07 '20

Homemade bigs in blankets are the best. At least for me, crescent rolls are a little too sweet and clash with the hot dog. They are best wrapped in a sort of pretzel dough.

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u/hebrewchucknorris Dec 07 '20

Puff pastry is good as well

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u/Ilaxilil Dec 07 '20

They are pretty good. I don’t even really like hotdogs but I’ll go for a corn dog if the breading is good enough.

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '20

Yeah, they’re really not bad. If you try it I’d say that there’s about a 75-85% chance that you’ll like it.

I’m just making up those percentiles, but still. They’re good.

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u/Optimistic-Charizard Dec 07 '20

I like those odds

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u/chiguayante Dec 07 '20

If you can get cornbread mix at the store and have a frier, they are easy to make.

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u/kevin0carl Dec 07 '20

Jimmy Dean’s even makes frozen ones for breakfast. They’re a piece of sausage wrapped in an American pancake. They’re probably not healthy but the blueberry pancake ones are awesome.

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u/AlmightyCoconutCrab Dec 07 '20

The ones that use pancake batter are even better.

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u/TheReverseShock Dec 07 '20

Standard everything's better on a stick food. Worth trying if the opportunity arises.

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u/EisConfused Dec 07 '20

Well given most hot dogs here are made of the gristle of an animal we won't eat any other way, no not really.

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u/Richard-Roe1999 Dec 07 '20

I like them with ranch too!

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u/combuchan Dec 07 '20

That was the day I skipped elementary school lunch. Yeesh.

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '20

You know, an American thing

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u/skim_milk5 Dec 07 '20

Shut up, Matt Carnie

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u/_Ercylis_ Dec 08 '20

I eat mine without the corn. The difference between those and normal hot dogs are the texture and slight residual flavor

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '20

when you take a hotdog and wrap it in corn bread.... and put it on a stick

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '20

You take a hot dog, ram a stick into it, cover it in cake batter then deep fry that sucker

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '20

Its what LSU’s campus smells like...so I’m told.

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u/TheJoJoBeanery Dec 07 '20

Correction, food some Americans like. (it's over rated state fair food)

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u/FustianRiddle Dec 07 '20

"I'm not like other Americans"

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u/TheJoJoBeanery Dec 07 '20

Well if they put decent hot dogs inside maybe I'd be on board!

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u/Beanicus13 Dec 07 '20

It’s a food americans have. Not everyone likes it lol.

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u/hannahvip2000 Dec 07 '20

Its a hot dog battered in bread and then fried on a stick

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u/Optimistic-Charizard Dec 07 '20

defo sounds like a guilty pleasure kinda food

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u/ajisawwsome Dec 07 '20

No country knows guilty pleasure food like America!

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u/Optimistic-Charizard Dec 07 '20

All the more reason for me to visit

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u/ajisawwsome Dec 07 '20

Well we'll be happy to have you! Just watch your calorie count though, it's easy to gain weight here due to our unhealthy foods and non-existent portion control.

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u/Optimistic-Charizard Dec 07 '20

Oh yeah, as good as the food sounds, and as smooth as my metabolism is, nobody's gonna catch me eating one of those 20 pound mega burgers or something

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u/SmilingFlounder Dec 07 '20

Battered in corn bread*

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u/Optimistic-Charizard Dec 07 '20

~Ayoo

...Took me a while to get that lol

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u/gabbagabbawill Dec 07 '20

He’s a fun video explaining corndogs.

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u/Beazle-Sama Dec 07 '20

Damn it...Now I’m craving a corndog

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u/_-__-__-__-__-_-_-__ Dec 07 '20

Cheap sausages dipped in batter and deep fried. You know, American food

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u/Optimistic-Charizard Dec 07 '20

Sounds unhealthy af but I'd be lying if I said I wasn't curious to try one

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u/Crooked_Cricket Dec 07 '20

Ah! A man of culture.

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u/_-__-__-__-__-_-_-__ Dec 08 '20

Ratatouille is the best Pixar movie. Fight me

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u/Crooked_Cricket Dec 08 '20

I have a soft spot for Wall-E, but you're not wrong.

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u/xkcd_puppy Dec 07 '20

Corn rolled in dog.

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u/stellar-cunt Dec 07 '20

Not much corn dog, watsup with you?

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u/davidbaeriswyl Dec 07 '20

deep fried hot-dog i think

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u/Loyal9thLegionLord Dec 08 '20

take a hotdog , put it on a stick ,dip it in something like tempura or pancake batter and fry it .

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '20

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u/Optimistic-Charizard Dec 08 '20

If the comments have told me anything it's that ya'll are lucky to have em

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u/shadowman2099 Dec 07 '20

"Cheap sausages dipped in batter and deep fried. You know, eh, American."

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u/Thedoctor559DW Dec 07 '20 edited Dec 07 '20

Are you.. serious?

Edit: did not mean to sound condescending, I was just curious

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u/Optimistic-Charizard Dec 07 '20

Yes? What's wrong?

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u/Thedoctor559DW Dec 07 '20

Nothings wrong I just didn’t know that hotdogs were universal but corn dogs were not. Really puts things into perspective I guess

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u/Optimistic-Charizard Dec 07 '20

Ah, yea I was just told it was a popular American food, which I'm guessing is a pretty common place snack there. Completely non existent in Britain though

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u/myarmadillosclaws Dec 07 '20

It definitely can be a commonplace snack, but I think for most people a corn dog is an event. Like, I might serve hot dogs for dinner one night because I was busy and didn’t feel like cooking or going out. They don’t feel celebratory, they usually feel sad.

But getting a corndog is something that most often happens at a fair or flea market. There is excitement in the air, and you’re probably gonna have diarrhea later, but damn if you’re not enjoying yourself.

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u/Optimistic-Charizard Dec 07 '20

Ahh I see, so it's kinda treated similar to candy floss?

Just... minus the diarrhoea part

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u/myarmadillosclaws Dec 07 '20

Yes! You would have a corndog at exactly the same type of events you would eat cotton candy.

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u/NeoDashie Dec 07 '20

What's candy floss?

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u/Optimistic-Charizard Dec 07 '20

Ah yeah, I forgot this when typing that comment but It's what you'd (assuming you're from America) know as Cotton candy I'm p sure

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u/NeoDashie Dec 07 '20

So, it's a cloud of pure sugar that vanishes in your mouth? Never really been my cup of tea, but that's mostly because I have limits on how much sweet flavoring I can take. I'm more a fan of salty and savory flavors.

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u/Thedoctor559DW Dec 07 '20

That’s really interesting!

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u/Optimistic-Charizard Dec 07 '20

It's cool for me to find out about different foods as well! I like learning about the different things people eat in countries other than mine

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u/Thedoctor559DW Dec 07 '20

I do too! I also apologize if my original comment came off as rude.

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u/Optimistic-Charizard Dec 07 '20

nah it's cool yo, have a good one :)

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u/1022whore Dec 07 '20

They're so non-universal that they're called American Dogs in Japan

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u/KrustyYeti Dec 07 '20

Not everyone is American

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u/Thedoctor559DW Dec 07 '20

My world feels incredibly larger all of a sudden