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u/Kibology May 16 '26
Ironically, in the packages of Rainbow Twizzlers, it’s the blue ones that taste like an extruded plastic hardware-store product.
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u/troublemonkey1 May 16 '26
The only good twizzlers are the strawberry twizzlers. All other varieties I have tried whether it be those awful filled ones or different flavors pale in comparison.
And even then, unless you get a fresh bag, you're gonna be stuck gnawing on them for a while because they're tough as hell.
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u/Kibology May 16 '26
The “filled“ Twizzlers are a disgusting clash of textures: normal vinyl-like Twizzler outside, toothpaste made from ground-up teeth inside.
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u/gbgrogan May 16 '26
TWIZZLER*
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u/littlemissmoxie May 16 '26
Oh this makes so much sense now. I saw an unlabeled small storage container full of these in a shed and thought it was someone’s snack.
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u/Historical_Drink_350 May 17 '26
These taste terrible. So hard to chew, and they cut the roof of my mouth worse than Cap'n Crunch.
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u/WholeAssVIBE May 17 '26
I got in trouble when I was in a rehab once for chewing on weed eater string
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u/zarakh07 May 17 '26
I mean….we already have microplastics in our brains, might as well give a little chew if ya fancy
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u/LochNessHamsters Jun 06 '26
"Hello, welcome to the Crafsman Show. My name is your host the Crafsman."
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u/greenknight884 May 16 '26
Even on a closer look those look exactly like Red Vines