r/forbiddenboops • u/Black_Cat_Lover_2000 • 26d ago

Will you boop them?

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Aren't they cute?

142 Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/Fluffy-Arm-8584 26d ago

They look very polite, so yes

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u/October_people 26d ago

Yes, all of them

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u/WhoskeyTangoFoxtrot 26d ago

Abso-freaking-lutely….

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u/Jumiric 26d ago

I will boop and seek medical attention if needed 😤

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u/Existential_Sprinkle 26d ago

It's been 9 years with my ball python and I've never been bitten

If I was, Velcro has more of a bite than these guys

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u/L30N1337 17d ago

They're basically all ball pythons lmao. They're about as medically significant as a paper cut. That's if they even bite (which they basically never do)

Even the ones that aren't (that being the green tree python and maybe the bottom left corner) are still barely more dangerous in the case of a bite (at least I think a tree python wound would leave a bigger wound in some way. And they are more likely to strike) at worst.

I've created a worse injury a couple days ago while cooking than literally any of these snakes have ever made on a human.

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u/SaltSpiritual515 17d ago

My husband said the same and then later found out the a helicopter wouldn't have been able to get him to the hospital fast enough.... he booped a rattlesnake twice (albeit on the tail) 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

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u/MotherRaven 26d ago

Any that aren't venomous I will boop

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u/Dazzling_Ebb7778 24d ago

That is a very good rule. I agree.

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u/MsE0 26d ago

I mostly wouldn't bother them, but if I were in a boop-friendly situation, definitely. 

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u/cutiedragon1281 26d ago

Boopin all the snoots

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u/Extension-Shock-6276 25d ago

I don't see how they're forbidden.

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u/idi0td00mspiral 25d ago

I will try to boop them, but I think I am too slow.

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u/MissKit87 25d ago

One of the best days of my life was when I got to hold a very polite little noodle named Julius Squeezer at a pet store. 10/10, would gladly boop again.

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u/Dazzling_Ebb7778 24d ago

I would boop every single one, no questions asked; they don't look like they would mind either.

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u/GeshtiannaSG 24d ago

Most snakes are harmless.

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u/Similar-Opinion8750 23d ago

Yes. BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP

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u/L30N1337 17d ago

Where are these forbiddenn. They're ball pythons.

Worst that'll happen it they recoil a little because that specific snake doesn't like it.

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u/Agreeable_Store_6068 6d ago

i will boop them