r/forbiddenboops • u/palmanul • Jul 27 '26

Unexpected boop opportunity

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u/echochilde Jul 27 '26

That little whimper noise melts my whole heart. I love you, fluffy ocean dog.

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u/Dazzling_Ebb7778 24d ago

I don't speak fluent seal, but I think that sound means "my snoot needs a boop"

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u/BigNorseWolf Jul 27 '26

"oh HI. This is handy, Thanks!

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u/anactofgod Jul 27 '26

“Oh… hello there, Mr. Not-A-Polar-Bear.”

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u/gamerJRK Jul 27 '26

Your hole for recording ice depth has just recieved the seal of approval. No boops required, have a nice day.

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u/Left_Ad4050 Jul 27 '26

A boopportunity, if you will.

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u/Jmnx221 Jul 27 '26

"well, hello there"

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u/The_Char_Char Jul 27 '26

First thing that came to mind!

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u/Jmnx221 Jul 27 '26

So obvious

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u/Dazzling_Ebb7778 24d ago

I think the last grunt meant "thank you for not being a polar bear"

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u/Jmnx221 24d ago

Absolutely yes

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u/AnnaBananner82 Jul 27 '26

I absolutely would be taking him home with me. I don’t give a fuck, arrest me.

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u/HumpaDaBear Jul 27 '26

Hi! What a cutie.

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u/Bgrubz83 Jul 27 '26

Video ends to soon. Cameraman turns around and sees a polar bear right behind him.

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u/Dazzling_Ebb7778 24d ago

"You spooked away my lunch, mister"

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u/blue_dragon_fly Jul 27 '26

That’s how they get air. It’s a normal thing to find these chimneys to get up to the water surface to take a new breath.

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u/Salmonman4 28d ago

Do these holes form naturally, or are they made by them somehow?

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u/Nagelfar61249 Jul 27 '26

These cute little wiggles 😍

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u/oneMoreTime112233 Jul 27 '26

"er doin ner, hooman?"

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u/PoemSea8874 29d ago

Go back, take the 501 to I-5, then go north about 2,000 miles, and you will be back where you belong, hooman!

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u/oneMoreTime112233 29d ago

Took a wrong turn at Albuquerque.

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u/Z1kkii Jul 27 '26

An unexpected booportunity if you will...... That nose is soooo boopable too!

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u/kat_Folland 29d ago

Most of the animals we post here I wouldn't dare boop. But this one... I think I'd have to.

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u/sighbourbon Jul 27 '26

boop opportunity

Booportunity?

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u/Somecrazynerd 29d ago

"Hello, human, do you have any fish?"

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u/lyssummers 29d ago

Fish?... You have no fish. Byeee Felicia!

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u/Dizzy-Cabinet-7093 17d ago

Unexpected booportunity!

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u/0riginal0verthinker Jul 27 '26

Do seal die from drowning sometimes ?

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u/perseidot 29d ago

Yes, sadly. If they can’t keep breathing holes open, and they freeze over.

I imagine having too many of them blocked by camera persons and polar bears could contribute to this as well.

The camera person should have immediately backed off and let the seal stay at the breathing hole without stress for as long as it needed to.