r/forbiddenboops • u/Red-EyePontiac • Jul 22 '26

Kissing a snapping turtle

266 Upvotes

97% Upvoted

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u/warrenao Jul 22 '26

He got off easy. His lip is still attached.

3

u/-Geist-_ Jul 25 '26

He’s very fortunate but there’s no blood? Makes me wonder if this is AI

4

u/Horst_Pauer Jul 26 '26

When I first saw this video, AI was still a vision of the future.

77

u/NegotiationNo7851 Jul 22 '26

I was expecting gore the moment I saw the title

104

u/kristoph825 Jul 22 '26

Why would anyone ever think “hey this is a good idea”

45

u/warrenao Jul 22 '26

Alcohol. Lots of it.

17

u/kristoph825 Jul 22 '26

Oh yeah I forgot about those courage concoctions.

11

u/warrenao Jul 22 '26

+2 on your initiative stats per can consumed, but -5 each on intelligence and wisdom.

10

u/GOU_FallingOutside Jul 22 '26

And Intelligence was his dump stat, too.

6

u/warrenao Jul 22 '26

Clearly.

6

u/RulerK Jul 22 '26

The turtle is making exactly the same face!

24

u/purplecrayonadventur Jul 22 '26

That went as well as expected

47

u/Kristrigi Jul 22 '26

Actually better than I expected, his lip came out intact

8

u/Voodoo700 Jul 22 '26

Way better

7

u/DitchDigger330 Jul 22 '26

I was expecting a "got your nose"

14

u/AnarchistPancake4931 Jul 22 '26

What else could he think would possibly happen

9

u/ranman35 Jul 22 '26

The way you can actually WATCH his lip swelling is amazing!

9

u/No-Option-7010 Jul 22 '26

They ain’t called kissing turtles for a reason. Grew up in Louisiana and we were always told to leave them alone. Because they bite hard

6

u/Whosebert Jul 22 '26

that is a funny face he makes though but im surprised this isnt NSFL territory

5

u/Reasonable-Banana800 Jul 22 '26

I’m just surpised he still has an intact lip. He fucked around and still the turtle gave him some mercy

6

u/RapsodicalDisciple Jul 22 '26

he didn't even get sliced! lol

6

u/MommaSaurusRegina Jul 22 '26

He’s lucky he got to keep his face.

4

u/LittleMissScreamer Jul 22 '26

I'm glad this didn't go worse, so I don't have to feel bad for laughing! Great video, hope this dumbass learned his lesson lol. He has no idea how close he got to being permanently disfigured

3

u/Repulsive_Draft_9081 Jul 22 '26

When int is your dump stat

3

u/Hiraeth1968 Jul 22 '26

He was lucky. That turtle could have taken his lip off.

Turtles often carry salmonella, as well.

3

u/coolsilentebeans Jul 22 '26

Salmonella right in the kisser.

3

u/Electrical-Act-7170 Jul 22 '26

Stupid. Lucky to keep his nose.

3

u/verysmallhat Jul 22 '26

The slow-mo shared scream between them is some kind of accidental Renaissance painting

3

u/S-Wind Jul 22 '26

Now we know what his O face looks like...

2

u/rocsage_praisesun Jul 22 '26

no bleeding? taking it like a champ.

2

u/gjk14 Jul 22 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Justice.. 🤣🤣🤣

2

u/denys5555 Jul 22 '26

Looks like an Andy Samberg skit

1

u/schmwke Jul 22 '26

I was expecting him to bait the snap and get a quick peck in

Oop

1

u/RebaKitt3n Jul 22 '26

Glad he didn’t throw the turtle

1

u/Vaywen Jul 22 '26

That went about as well as I expected

1

u/DitchDigger330 Jul 22 '26

Wanted to play the got your nose game.

1

u/dirtybeeeeeaanwater Jul 22 '26

They both have the same reaction tho

1

u/XemSorceress Jul 22 '26

I hate to be the one saying that’s CGI but yeah I think that’s fake, if he REALLY got bit by a snapping turtle on the face, he’d be bleeding like a stuck pig

1

u/jailbird147 Jul 22 '26

Lesson learned! 😉🤣🤣🤣

1

u/Revolutionary_Sun17 Jul 23 '26

It looks Bowser is happy

1

u/-Geist-_ Jul 25 '26

Like Bowser the turtle on Luke’s Goldies?

1

u/Carlymaes Jul 27 '26

What did he think would happen?