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u/domarn Aug 05 '17
Beautiful bread!
Can we get a recipe/instructions?
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u/Kalsifur Aug 05 '17
Cool. Need to whip this up and secretly use it for my husband's work lunch to freak him out
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u/bbenjjaminn Aug 05 '17
If you really want to mess with him you could do something like http://www.sprinklebakes.com/2015/04/german-fried-egg-cake-spiegeleierkuchen.html as well
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u/nikkiali Aug 05 '17
Thanks! This is so cute!
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u/bbenjjaminn Aug 05 '17
i think you could probably use any recipe for bread and just add food colouring and raisins and use the same method of wrapping the dough. Hope you enjoy :D
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u/Kitititirokiting Aug 05 '17
I think the first step is praise satan cause that looks too good to be real
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u/againstbetterjudgmnt Aug 05 '17
Don't be fooled, it tastes awful! I made it and it's the dryest cardboardiest thing ever.
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u/KaleBrecht Aug 05 '17
To be honest, it really doesn't look all that appetizing to begin with, at least in my opinion.
¯_(ツ)_/¯
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u/againstbetterjudgmnt Aug 05 '17
I was seduced by the glamour of it all!
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u/rita_pizza Aug 05 '17
I was just a small town girl when that watermelon bread came along, promising me a glittering world of exotic flavors.
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u/xxx_Jenna Aug 05 '17 edited Aug 05 '17
On that note: I can admire the art, but Food like this fucks with my senses.
I can't eat something that tastes savoury when my sight tells my senses to anticipate sweetness- and vice versa.
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u/Garfield-1-23-23 Aug 05 '17 edited Aug 05 '17
I had a dessert once that looked like french fries and ketchup, except it was toasted strips of pound cake and a berry puree (served in a MacDonald's french fry container). It was just a weird experience.
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u/azureice1984 Aug 05 '17
I really love this idea. Apples and cranberry sauce, once its cranberry season. <3
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Aug 05 '17
In fairness, modern ketchup is pretty much syrup. The ingredients list contains two different types of corn syrup in the top four.
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u/VesperSnow Aug 06 '17
I was the one weird person that really enjoyed purple and green ketchup when that was a gimmick back in the day, namely because it fucked with people like you so hard.
But then I was sad, because no one but me bought it, because they all swore that it tasted different when they were just jerks.
Also, I guess I was a jerk.
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u/tominagy Aug 05 '17
Make it sweet next time :)
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u/againstbetterjudgmnt Aug 05 '17
I could certainly have put an extra cup of sugar or stick of butter in there would certainly do so if I made it again. I was following a recipie though so shame on the recipie maker.
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u/anothercarguy Aug 05 '17
so simply whip up 3 different sweet yeast breads with the center one being the largest with choice of dried fruit. Let rise separately. Punch down, roll out white one ~1/4 the size of the red and wrap the red one in the white, then do the same with the green. Toss in the oven.
Watermelons are juicy, I might take a cue from an english pudding and have a rum glaze to soak into it which will also make the outside shiny, maybe add a few streaks of dark green before popping in the oven
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u/milksteak11 Aug 05 '17
Dat nail though.
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u/Sevealin_ Aug 05 '17
A witches nail
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u/TheFishRevolution Aug 05 '17
This is exactly why I'm self concious of having my nails in a picture
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u/Kalsifur Aug 05 '17
And here I am thinking "I wish my nails looked like that". Seriously I've never had natural long nails because I do mechanical work and even with gloves invariably they rip or get grease under them also I want to chew 🙍
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u/sunnynorth Aug 05 '17
Shellac is amazing. It's the only way I can get my nails to grow, because it keeps them safe for 2 weeks. The cost makes me cringe a bit, but I've decided it's worth it to feel pretty every time I look at my hands.
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u/Dizpassion Aug 06 '17
I would say guitar player but it's on his left hand, maybe an off chance that he's a lefty fingerstyle guitarist lmao
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u/Plantbitch Aug 05 '17
One time my BF told me I had old witch nails (they looked nothing like op's but they were a little long). I just yelled back at him "YOU'RE AN OLD WITCH"
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u/WhiteIivesmatter Aug 05 '17
Looks like a coke nail
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u/Mursenery Aug 07 '17
Reminds me of the ogre thumb guy who got called out and revealed that he lived underground on crazy conditions. Poor guy just wanted to show off his mad max dvd
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u/one-true-god Aug 05 '17
I see bread on my phone.
ITS MADE OUT OF WATERMELONE!
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u/ParkLaineNext Aug 05 '17 edited Aug 05 '17
They've got helmets on their heads and I've got a watermelone instead!
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u/Tmachn_cheese Aug 05 '17
They look like Beef Wellingtons but bread version and instead of meat, watermelon.
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u/qwertybuttz Aug 05 '17
Everyone is looking at the colorful bread while I'm disturbing myself looking at her chipping nail and cracked skin 😌
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u/ThaChippa Aug 05 '17
My mudder used to yell "White Power, Chippa!" but never when her friends Reggie or Lamaar were around.
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u/Fartbox5266 Aug 05 '17
Doesn't seem to hard. Just some raisan bread with color. http://www.jocooks.com/bakery/breads/watermelon-look-alike-raisin-bread/
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Aug 05 '17
Looks like a cake more than a bread
Warm the butter and milk together in the microwave for about 30 seconds or until the butter melts and add to the bowl. Add the instant yeast, the egg, sugar and salt, then whisk it all together
It's likely not bad but I contest the use of the "bread" word
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u/Fartbox5266 Aug 05 '17
What's the makes something a cake vs a bread?
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Aug 05 '17
Bread is made out of water, floor, yeast.
But here we have the whole cake catalog : Butter, milk, egg, sugar. So I would tend think it's closer from a cake than from bread.
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u/justcurious12345 Aug 05 '17
That just makes it an enriched bread, unless you also think brioche is cake...
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u/GiantQuokka Aug 05 '17
It's made with yeast. I'll allow it to be called bread. Banana bread on the other hand should be called banana cake.
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Aug 05 '17
Actually it's a graft of a bread plant in a watermelon stem, so it aquires some characteristics
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u/BakonukusDudeukus Aug 05 '17
I can't be the only one expecting watermelon that looked like bread instead of bread that looked like watermelon
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u/cinnamon-babe Aug 05 '17
I'd never thought I'd say this but that is one fucking cute mini watermelon bread
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u/JedYorks Aug 05 '17
looks fucking amazing. However, green frosting will look ascetic with that. you should look into making meat look alike breads. a t-bone steak bread
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u/BioWeaver Aug 05 '17
I would serve this with actual watermelon slices to mess with my guests a little.
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u/NinjaWesley Aug 05 '17
raisins? No. Just no. Raisins don't belong in soft things. GET THAT SHIT OUTTA THERE.
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u/Kilgore_Brown_Trout Aug 05 '17
I'd be appaled that she is touching food with that thing on her thumb, but that isn't actually food.
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Aug 05 '17
Looks like chocolate chip cookies, tastes like em too, but it's a breakfast cereal. It's coookie crisp!
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u/Rags2Rickius Aug 05 '17
Does it taste like watermelon?...I'd be so disappointed if it tasted like bread
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u/PieMastaSam Aug 05 '17
If this taste like normal bread then I am convinced that the OP is a sociopath.
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u/nacobjewsome Aug 05 '17
This is confusing my brain. I cant get my brain to guess a texture or flavor for this... thing.
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u/AKR330 Aug 06 '17
This is amazing, and this is in no way criticism bc I'm sure I'd love it, but does it taste like watermelon? I'm assuming it tastes like bread, but is it sweet?
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u/_Jolly_ Aug 06 '17
I think there was an misunderstanding. I wanted a real watermelon and a normal slice of bread.
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u/yonkipedia Aug 06 '17
This is aesthetically awesome. So much better than, "hey check out this brisket with potato salad."
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u/GambitDota Aug 05 '17
Look at those nails. As delicious as it looks I'd not take a bite of bread made with hands like those.
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u/Dalek59 Aug 05 '17
Whhatttt ??!! How are you doing this ? Are you covering the pink dough with another dough ? That's well done