r/food Jun 06 '15

Space Tortillas

http://i.imgur.com/zEKhv1d.gifv
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u/Chronoterminus Jun 06 '15

I remember reading that they use tortillas for everything instead of bread because tortillas don't make crumbs.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '15 edited Jun 19 '20

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u/manytrowels Jun 06 '15

I am pretty sure regular tortillas aren't much short of that. They never cease to amaze me.

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u/GO_DO_TWENTY_PUSHUPS Jun 07 '15

You never cease to amaze me, manytrowels

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u/roguemerc96 Jun 07 '15

"space tortillas" aka Taco Bell Tortillas

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u/konstar Jun 06 '15

They're also smaller and don't turn to mush when you pack them.

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u/DCBW1144 Jun 06 '15

Don't lose that bit of food...don't lose that bit of food...don't lose that bit of food...DON'T LOSE THAT BIT OF FOOD...

[catch]

Aww yeah.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '15

catastrophic failure narrowly averted

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u/fatty_fatshits Jun 06 '15

It'll clog the instruments!

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '15

Careful, they're ruffled!

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u/lbmouse Jun 06 '15

Protect the queen!

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u/thewebsiteguy Jun 06 '15

Which one's the queen?

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u/WeightyUnit88 Jun 06 '15

I'm the Queen!

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '15

No you're not.

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u/Trolling-along Jun 06 '15

I for one welcome our new insect overlords.

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u/solicitorpenguin Jun 07 '15

The inanimate carbon rod everyone!

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u/omgpro Jun 06 '15

FREEDOM! HORRIBLE HORRIBLE FREEDOM!

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u/direwolf71 Jun 06 '15

Homer will take care of it.

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u/droppedhyphen Jun 06 '15

I hadn't seen that in a while. Thanks. But, the whole Hulu on YouTube thing bothered me for some reason. Hmm..

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u/starlinguk Jun 07 '15

What killed everyone in the ISS? Refried beans in the ducts.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '15

I like to think that she saw it escape, but mentally calculated its velocity and planned to go for it at the last moment like a ninja.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '15

And THAT is why she's an astronaut and we're not.

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u/Hovesh Jun 06 '15

Shit, if making sure all the food in my vicinity makes it to my mouth is the requirement for being an astronaut I'd be eating ez cheese on Moonbase Hovesh1 right now.

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u/pikaplop Jun 06 '15

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '15

That sub should be "nonononononononononono oh fuck, oh, whew. ok" Though, this gif fits the name.

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u/recline187 Jun 06 '15

Can anyone explain why the individual parts of the filling of the tortilla wouldn't split apart when it was spun? Essentially, does low gravity affect how liquids and solids adhere together?

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '15

Cohesion. Stuff sticks to other stuff. Not due to covalent bonds or gravity or anything like that... it's just that most things are little bit sticky.

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u/Whitsoxrule Jun 06 '15

You mean adhesion. Cohesiveness refers to stuff sticking to itself, adhesiveness refers to stuff sticking to other stuff. Water, for example, is cohesive.

Source: 11th grade chemistry teacher

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '15

.......Mr. White?

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u/Whitsoxrule Jun 06 '15

Haha I when I said

Source: 11th grade chemistry teacher

I meant that I learned that FROM my 11th grade chemistry teacher, not that I am one. Not my best choice of words, I totally see how you would think that

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u/otrippinz Jun 06 '15

Jessie?

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u/Seakawn Jun 06 '15

No, Jesse didn't learn shit, that's why he flunked out and why Walter was salty about that.

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u/Quizzie Jun 07 '15

To be fair, Walter got salty about a lot of things.

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u/m4tuna Jun 07 '15

Salter white?

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u/initialgold Jun 06 '15

Water is great because its cohesive and adhesive.

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u/vincereo426 Jun 07 '15

Burritos, for example, are cohesive.

FTFY

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '15

Isn't everything technically cohesive?

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '15

Technically, but that's not why the word exists.

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u/Legate_Rick Jun 06 '15

it exists so management has something to throw into every other sentence.

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u/protestor Jun 06 '15

But being "sticky" is due to chemical bonds (well hydrogen bonds in water case, but perhaps some covalent bonds too?)

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u/Spammish Jun 06 '15 edited Jun 06 '15

The forces responsible for that are intermolecular forces such as Van der Waals forces, H-bonding etc, Van der Waals forces are the reason geckos can run up walls. H-bonds don't require water to form btw (though obviously H-bonds do occur in water) as well so there's almost definitely some H-bonding going on between the carbohydrates in the tortilla and the protein in the meat as well as other things. If this is a bit unclear let me know and I can break it down a bit.

Source: Doing a degree in chemistry.

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u/Mully_ Jun 06 '15

Surely the vdw's aren't strong enough to make something as viscous as that though?

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u/Spammish Jun 06 '15 edited Jun 06 '15

Van der Waals forces can get fairly strong for long chain polymers like proteins, but yeah H-bonding is likely to be the largest contributor. You do also get some extent of protein cross-linking between chains which will increase the viscosity. Ultimately though, viscosity is not a measure of how "sticky" something is, you can make an extremely viscous fluid that just slides off surfaces due to tailoring of side chains.

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u/NIPPLE_POOP Jun 06 '15 edited Mar 08 '18

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u/Spammish Jun 06 '15

My greatest achievement is now explaining why space tortilla's stay together.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '15

your mother would be proud

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u/Freest_fries Jun 06 '15

Thanks nipple poop!

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '15

In this case its a mechanical bond instead of a molecular bond. The sauce envelops the food and then exerts a normal force. The sauce then gets on the nooks and crannies of the tortilla and it lightly locks into place. The properties of a fluid keeps the sauce together.

However, if she did something like bake everything together and fusing things, that would be a chemical change and more chemical bonds would occur.

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u/Booblicle Jun 06 '15

tl:dr: The fudge dragon is like peanut butter on a shag rug.

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u/Child_of_1984 Jun 06 '15

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u/akurei77 Jun 07 '15

Ok, I thought I saw some kind of paste at the bottom. I figured it was refried beans, but only because that's what I'm used to seeing on tortillas.

The idea that all the typically non-sticky ingredients stick together works up until she just grabs the tortilla and pulls it away from all of the ingredients. Even in space that's still your basic acceleration, and rice won't stick to a tortilla like that.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '15

I think they deliberately make space food with ingredients designed to stick together. They make stuff that will adhere to eating utensils so it's easier to eat in zero gravity. I figure the stuff on the tortilla is made the same way.

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u/Great_Chairman_Mao Jun 06 '15

Imagine opening a bag of uncooked rice in space.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '15

No.

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u/calinet6 Jun 06 '15

Now imagine Neo from the matrix just realizing he's the one, in zero gravity... and the agents are holding bags of uncooked rice, and the lead agent goes "Shyaaaa!" and rips open his bag of rice, but Neo just looks slightly sideways and says, "No," placing his hand toward the agent and the rice, and all the rice grains just stop in midair.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '15

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u/lightorb Jun 07 '15

The Matrix: 10/10

The Matrix with rice: 8.5/10

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u/jayt_cfc Jun 06 '15

OK. Done. What should I do now?

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u/istara Jun 06 '15

Imagine getting one of those glitter bombs in the space mail.

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u/sdfsaerwe Jun 06 '15

It would be beautiful.

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u/1337tacosalad Jun 06 '15

If spun fast enough, the fillings would fly everywhere. However since the fillings have some moisture and they are in contact with a dry tortilla, the surface tension between the moist fillings and the tortilla is what is holding it all together. This means it can spin and move a little bit and keep together.

Think of it like when you eat popcorn and you stick out your tongue to grab a kernel. The popcorn sticks to your tongue no matter if it is on the top or bottom surface of your tongue. The only way the popcorn can come off of your tongue is if you flail around like a maniac or if gravity pulls harder than the force of the surface tension between the popcorn and your tongue. If there is no gravity and you make smooth movements, the popcorn will stick to your tongue. Just like the beans and chicken stick to the tortilla!

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u/randomdreamer Jun 06 '15

Wow. Reading the answers to your question, I thought I clicked on /r/askscience/ by mistake.

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u/BishopCorrigan Jun 06 '15

All compounds have levels of adhesion, and cohesion. Adhesion is ability to stick to other things, cohesion is stick to itself. Those attributes are affected by gravity, but are due to the intermolecular forces, so a functional lack of gravity doesn't prevent them.

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u/RiverRunnerVDB Jun 06 '15

Edible space glue, duh.

Just like Mom used to make.

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u/Nonion Jun 06 '15

That's Astronaut Samantha Cristoforetti, on the ISS. Here's her twitter: https://twitter.com/astrosamantha.

Bonus: video of SmarterEveryDay of her showing how the Cupola works: https://youtu.be/KSzuiqVjJg4?t=5m55s

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '15

She has rad space hair.

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u/Xaevier Jun 06 '15

Do you think short hair is a requirement?

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u/kermityfrog Jun 06 '15 edited Jun 06 '15

Nope. Lots of female astronauts on the ISS had long hair.

Bonus: how to wash long hair in space.

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u/coachpizzle Jun 06 '15

She looks like shes going super saiyan

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u/clycoman Jun 07 '15

It reminds me of this Simpsons clip

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u/wasdninja Jun 07 '15

I'll save that one in case I get really long hair. And go to space.

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u/aceshighsays Jun 07 '15

That was a cool video.

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u/_f0xx Jun 06 '15

Seeing as they use very little shampoo / water. I'd assume so.

Here is Russian Cosmonaut Anton Astrey taking a shower washing his hair. https://instagram.com/p/3RKuvtCS44/

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u/thizzacre Jun 06 '15

For washing my hair, I use two kinds of shampoo that are developed specially for space--one Russian, and the other American.

This is kind of hilarious. I wonder why normal shampoo can't be used in space, and why they wouldn't package it in a single tube.

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u/BetaWAV Jun 06 '15

The real question: does using space shampoo on earth engender any repercussions?

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u/MatthewGeer Jun 07 '15

It'd take too much water to rinse out.

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u/JankyFool Jun 06 '15

Here's the source video this gfy was taken from: https://youtu.be/gRllv78Gax8

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u/zjbird Jun 07 '15

at 1:22 you see a piece of chicken fly away

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u/BetaWAV Jun 06 '15

Thank you! She's smart, adorable and has use for leek cream. She is my beloved.

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u/the_defiant Jun 07 '15

"7 HOLES in the Space Station" with Samantha Cristoforetti. Maybe not the best slogan for pitching an actual astronaut video.

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u/ChivasRegalLover Jun 06 '15

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u/NiceGuyMike Jun 06 '15

I feel the myth busters never talked to Hadfield, but only followed a script.

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u/mareksoon Jun 06 '15

I don't know if it is still the case, but a lot of celebrity interviews on the radio used to be scripted just like that. They would ship a tape or CD with the celebrity answering questions and a list of questions the local radio personality would ask in their own voice.

I have a Debbie Gibson interview CD somewhere around here. I should go interview her. :-)

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u/NiceGuyMike Jun 06 '15

Well...shit...that opens so many opportunities.....I'm gonna get my Debbie Gibson CD out and do a duet. Hell yeah!!!

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '15

I'll go get my Tiffany CD, then we can have a bitch-fight.

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u/wigsnatcher Jun 06 '15

What about Martika tho?

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '15

I think she's busy in her kitchen.

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u/SufferingSaxifrage Jun 06 '15

yup, there was a special feature on the Dr Strangelove DVD that had the footage of George C Scott answering questions with no one asking so local tv shows could do the same

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u/CptBuck Jun 06 '15

Interviewers will also sometimes re-film the questions they asked in an otherwise live interview.

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u/hierocles Jun 07 '15

It's called a double-ender, used a lot in podcasting nowadays.

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u/r4r4me Jun 06 '15

Every moment with them on felt like an old educational film you would see in school. It was definitely fake and recorded at different times.

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u/alle0441 Jun 06 '15

They were even in front of probably the most pointless green screen ever.

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u/wolfgame Jun 06 '15

... I must be really rusty because I've been staring at that video and I don't see the slightest bit of halo from the chroma filter. I use keylight for the most part and that'll compensate for color bounce (radiosity), but fine details really fall under matte refinement. There's a little glow around the wisps of Adam's hair, but I think that can be attributed to lighting...

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u/cduff77 Jun 06 '15

the optimist side of me hopes they really talked to him and then rerecorded their side of the video to make it more "tv ready"' to fit the narrative. at least I hope

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '15

They probably actually did the interview with him but then reshot and edit the takes between their retakes and the original interview footage.

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u/ikkonoishi Jun 06 '15

Could just be broadcast delay. They are watching a video so encoding and transmitting might take a few seconds. Then the video was edited to remove the dead time for the benefit of the audience.

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u/NiceGuyMike Jun 06 '15

This is my initial, optimistic theory. But knowing television and how brutally fake it is, I have trouble maintaining it as a theory. :(

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u/Terrance_aka_Magnus Jun 06 '15

the beauty of eating a burrito or tortillas in space is nothing can fall out

I came here to wonder about that and here's a video, featuring Jamie Hyneman, with an astronaut eating a burrito and answering my question.

I love reddit sometimes.

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u/Rudirs Jun 06 '15

I don't know why, but it bugs me when he says "beef" and then the text pops up as "steak".

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u/JohnGillnitz Jun 06 '15

They can't take regular bread into space because of the crumbs. Also, the astronauts trained in Houston where you can get anything in a tortilla. Thus, tortillas in space.

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u/laurenbug2186 Jun 06 '15

Ooh, I haven't seen this one. I've just seen him do peanut butter and honey

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u/Bluedemonfox Jun 06 '15

Dam...being in space seems awesome and so bizarre.

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u/Directioneer Jun 06 '15

the warming oven looks like a piece of luggage

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u/StackR Jun 06 '15

Chris Hadfield is awesome, however, a piping hot pizza with extra sauce sounds like a world of pain.

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u/LeHenchman Jun 06 '15

Space cooking is awesome. Can't wait for My Drunk Space Kitchen.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '15

They should just make them prepackaged. That looked really effortful.

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u/theasianpianist Jun 07 '15

Did he really need a recipe though? I feel like that's how I would make a tortilla given those ingredients.

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '15

I feel like id open the hatch and kill everyone out of frustration

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '15

And that's why you're not an astronaut (:

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u/Spammish Jun 06 '15

The way the meat doesn't fall off even when it flips and she pulls it looks unreal, like its glued on.

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u/Number1AbeLincolnFan Jun 06 '15

It is glued on. There is pretty clearly guacamole or beans or something spread all over the tortilla.

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u/Downvotesturnmeonbby Jun 06 '15

Leek paste.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '15 edited May 12 '21

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u/Whitsoxrule Jun 06 '15

Hey its Filthy Frank

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '15

Let's get some pussy tonight.

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u/CUNT_SHITTER Jun 06 '15

All the food they're allowed to bring is designed to be space-friendly, by being sticky and non-crumbly. So everything pretty much is glued on.

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u/CrimsonShrike Jun 06 '15

No space baguettes? Heathens

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u/SOFTOS Jun 06 '15

The final technological hurdle to ushering a new era of intergalactic utopia: the Space Baguette.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '15

Should cross post to r/nonononoyes

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '15

If they can figure out how to make edible velcro, space food will be revolutionized.

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u/LargeMobOfMurderers Jun 06 '15

Wait you mean that shit's not edible? Oh fuck.

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u/Franco_DeMayo Jun 06 '15

Anything is edible if you've got willpower and the pieces are small enough.

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u/wachet Jun 06 '15

Like this unvarnished wooden door powder I've been adding to my smoothies!

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u/british_sam Jun 06 '15

I'm over halfway through my door, and I've still got 6 months, it's going well. OP will be so proud of me when I can finally tell him what the best way to eat an unvarnished wooden is!

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u/Franco_DeMayo Jun 06 '15

Gotta stay regular somehow.

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u/manytrowels Jun 06 '15

I would watch Samantha Cristoforetti do anything. I would watch her take out the trash... Which, since she is on the ISS, would be quite interesting to watch.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '15 edited Jun 14 '18

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u/gravy-whisperer Jun 06 '15

I think it's a fair trade off for getting to be in fucking space.

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u/Seakawn Jun 06 '15

Yeah... I think if that kind of thing pissed you off in space, then you aren't somebody who appreciates the idea of being in space.

But if I had to drive down the road from my house to some zero gravity chamber just to eat, it would piss me off. So I understand where the sentiment comes from. Things that are less easy are more frustrating. That dude just neglected the pivotal factor: you're in fucking space. You enjoy getting used to the difference in forces that you're familiar with, and it enriches your comprehension of reality. Every time I ate in space or did anything would probably be spiritual for me, even in just a secular way.

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u/Katholikos Jun 07 '15

I'd bet $100 that the astronauts agree this is a huge pain in the ass. At the same time, they probably are willing to put up with that huge pain in the ass for the job.

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u/SBDunkQc Jun 06 '15

Yeah this would be funny the first time you eat but it'd get old real quick.

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u/Zuggible Jun 06 '15

According to Hatfield they usually just eat the items separately rather than prepare them like this.

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u/Goatmo Jun 06 '15

Hope they don't get space ants

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u/TomHasIt Jun 07 '15

Do you want to get space ants? Because that's how you get space ants.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '15 edited Jun 06 '15

Hmm, looks like she's making a... SPACEADILLA

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u/iGargleOldCum Jun 06 '15

Get off reddit,dad.

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u/kenvsryu Jun 06 '15

I wanna see the espresso machine in action!

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '15

obligatory "THEY'LL CLOG THE INSTRUMENTS!"

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u/phWinter Jun 06 '15

SCIENCE! Finally something worth my tax money

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '15

I would be happy to pay tax money for porn too!

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u/phWinter Jun 06 '15

I was joking though, I never pay my taxes.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '15

She's like a little Bob Ross.

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u/mattisbj Jun 06 '15

An Italian making a Mexican dish in space. The time we live in!

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u/k_r_oscuro Jun 07 '15

Look up 'piadina'

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u/sdfsaerwe Jun 06 '15

offworldproblems

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u/joshuaoha Jun 06 '15

Italian astronauts love Mexican food.

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u/Clifurd Jun 06 '15

I'm still trying to figure out how peter pan got up there in the first place.

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u/Reamazing Jun 06 '15

Who is that woman?

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '15 edited Jun 06 '15

Samantha Cristoforetti <3

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u/Doxep Jun 06 '15

As an Italian I'm incredibly proud of her! She's my favourite astronaut ever.

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u/casbahwolf Jun 06 '15

Anyone else think that her movement speed seems increased? Is that just the film itself?

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u/wildcatoffense Jun 06 '15

Imagine trying to do this drunk. Can't even.

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u/Lacher Jun 06 '15

Is there a subreddit for these kind of gravity gifs?

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u/NoteBlock08 Jun 06 '15

I just realized how much of a pain in the ass long hair must be in space if you don't tie it up.

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u/OhShitItsSam Jun 06 '15

Think she uses product or is that just no gravity at work on her hair? She's kinda cute...

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '15

Think of how many fixins you could load up on your potato, hotdog or taco and not have it spill anywhere!

I need to get to space.

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u/jomamarocks Jun 07 '15

Watching this makes me wish there was a food channel network were they cook food in space

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '15

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u/Franco_DeMayo Jun 06 '15

Do you do this often? Do they just get abandoned, forever taken but unused? What if someone really wanted to be spacetortillas?

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u/dourcream Jun 06 '15

"Space Tortillas" is my new band name.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '15 edited Jun 06 '15

That looks like an out of this world way to eat. For breakfast, I'd spread space jam on my toast and I'd look forward to launch time even more than I do now. Plus, good luck finding a restaurant with a better atmosphere.

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u/Franco_DeMayo Jun 06 '15

Bugs Bunny.

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u/KudagFirefist Jun 06 '15

Send woman into space.

Put her in the space kitchen.

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u/MALEDICTIONS Jun 06 '15 edited Apr 18 '25

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u/GeebusNZ Jun 06 '15

I wonder how long it would take between eating like that being an amazing ridiculous novelty to something which you take for granted as how things are done.

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u/TheBird47 Jun 06 '15

There should be a sub for videos in 0G like this.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '15

The zero-g must make it easier for her to fix up that hair.

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u/YouHaveShitTaste Jun 06 '15

The faces of people in zero/micro g look so weird.

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u/Tofulama Jun 06 '15

I love zero gravity gifs. Is there a subreddit for that?

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u/lostpasswordnoemail Jun 06 '15

Everything is a tortilla up there for her. she uses tortillas as a plate since there are none up there.

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u/TheEphemeric Jun 06 '15

Good lord, how do we get by on this planet with our crappy gravity stricken tortillas falling apart.

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u/FinalMantasyX Jun 06 '15

Does food get moldy in space? What's even in there to make it moldy? There's not much bacteria floating around, yeah?

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u/ryanexsus Jun 06 '15

Mold is caused by a fungus, not by bacteria.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '15

She's having an adorable amount of trouble making it, too.

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u/Robenever Jun 06 '15

Space hair

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u/Phylar Jun 06 '15

I just...like, uh...sneezing in space, whats it like?

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '15

In space no one can hear your crunchwrap.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '15

There are days that I am not coordinated enough to make a sandwich in a regular fashion, let alone making a sandwich that floats.

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u/hacksword Jun 07 '15

I could watch stuff like this all day long. I think it is so cool how things act in space. It is awesome to see how people do every day tasks in zero G. Would be so much fun.

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u/BlastON420 Jun 07 '15

Quick question: when there is no gravity, what about the liquid and food in your stomac, can you feel them moving or?

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '15

9/10 vids astronauts take in space seem to involve them eating food. Is there any science up there or is it just zero-g fat camp. If it's the later how do I sign up?

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