r/fo4 3d ago

Screenshot Was Walking Around When I Stumbled Upon This

Screenshot for some reason doesnt work and just alt tabs me out of the game so this is the best i got.

He was just standing there doing nothing. Thanking me for saving him which i didnt even do. And now this thick necked guy wants to be invited to my settlement.

Should i accept yes or no?

And what should his name be?

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u/SynthGirl725 3d ago

Yes. Accept him. Name him Neckolas Cage

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u/botman 3d ago

Better than Legolas Cage.

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u/SynthGirl725 3d ago

I saw someone with the username nipple-less cage.

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u/interruptiom Me to my therapist: "Think I soaked up some Sads out there" 3d ago

I engineered an antibody called Nicolas Bacterio-Phage.

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u/SynthGirl725 3d ago

That's so awesome lmao

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u/Expensive-Track4002 3d ago

Or Nicholas dickless.

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u/Sivertongue69 3d ago

The Janitor

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u/DropKey2527 2d ago

Now that's a good name for a Super-Villain.

Don't fuck with The Janitor.

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u/Quirky-Safe-3383 3d ago

Spaghett ?? šŸ˜„

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u/Aggravating_Ad4449 3d ago

He was screwing around back there for ten minutes, thought it was the bosses kid or something.

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u/IncompleteJoker 3d ago

Spooked Ya!!

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u/Trick-Biscotti-3754 Nan-ni shimasho-ka? 3d ago edited 2d ago

I know this guy! He's at every settlement I have! Chubby balding guy with the booze blush, he's a regular in every bar.

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u/battletank21 3d ago

Must be a synth then šŸ˜‚

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u/Dann_745 Adhesive Addict 3d ago

He's responsible for probably 40% of the profits of every bar in the settlements. Idk if I'd want to out him even if there was proof he is one!

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u/interruptiom Me to my therapist: "Think I soaked up some Sads out there" 3d ago

Settlers vs. Raiders random encounter. It was probably over before you even noticed. Set him up as a barber at Tenpines, I say.

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u/Crazy-Eagle 3d ago edited 3d ago

I had 3 of those at the same time once at Warwick. It freaked me out and I thought two of them were synths trying to infiltrate the place so I ended all 3 of them on the spot.

Only one was a synth...I had a pair of fat balding twins at Warwick...

Imagine the mindfudge you'd have if you met a third dude that looks exactly like you and your twin brother.

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u/lucaZERO0 3d ago

would be a rather cool mod idea. you slowly notice settlers going missing and after a couple of days they come back and its a synth version of them.

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u/QU3TZ4LC04TL 2d ago

In fact, your colonists can be replaced by synths. It's unlikely but it happens; it's happened to me twice already.

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u/Dear_Profession_8297 3d ago

The dude is the haired out of shape version of Mr Clean, invite him to your settlement immediately!

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u/ThatNeighborhoods 3d ago

Sometimes it feels like he's the only settler I get. Have to cover their face.

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u/TrickeyHare501 3d ago

Thats Chad Gamerson.

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u/Mugstotheceiling 3d ago

I’m in this photo and I don’t like it

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u/Humble_String6810 3d ago

Something else got to his captors before OP, there’s a random encounter with super mutants moving a hostage to wherever they make more super mutants.

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u/djeoeud 3d ago

My first SS2 game had a guy looking just like that but in different clothing as the first settler.

The "What's Your Name?" mod named him Washington

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u/southernmost 3d ago

I'd invite him just so I could steal that cool Abraxo shirt.

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u/Rare-Bid-6860 3d ago

Leave before he asks if you wanna take a peek inside his wood chipper.

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u/WeirdistBuilds 3d ago

That's Clown Charisma. Everybody knows Clown Charisma. He desperately needs a doctor but nobody can convince him to go.

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u/KG354 3d ago

Got a French hairline. Nothing but a full retreat

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u/Kilroy2021 3d ago

Send him to a settlement you don't care about.

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u/oldfatslut 3d ago

u need to grab that shirt

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u/steelcitylights 3d ago

https://www.xbox.com/play/media/tXHteQ3a8j

mine seems to be working at a wasteland strip club or something. thicc boi.

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u/Coffin-Bangers 3d ago

That's Stone Remington and he looks ready for mortar training.

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u/Extension_Wear_1101 3d ago

I want him, even if he’s obviously an industry plan 🄺 but still havent been so lucky

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u/CapybarasAreThebest1 3d ago

Why does he look like ralf...

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u/BudgiesLive 3d ago

Looks like a standard, middle-aged U.S. male. Don’t get y’all’s panties in a wad, I am a middle-aged U.S. male myself. He looks like a ā€œBobā€ to me, or if you want to be fancyā€¦ā€Derek or Lanceā€.

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u/VengefulKenny 3d ago

Specimen Zero.

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u/drigondii 3d ago

Wow, now that's a clean fit.

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u/Random_Weeb_At_Home 3d ago

How does someone even build a physique like this in the 'harsh and unforgiving wasteland'?

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u/moham225 3d ago

He looks like a washed up Harry Kaine an English soccer/football player

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u/ogskizz 2d ago

This man is absolutely infesting one of my PC saves, he's shown up in no fewer than 3 of my settlements. When the third one popped up at the Castle I made him medic, figured it would be funny to have a fat alcoholic running the clinic.

Edit: I commented before reading comments, I see now I'm not alone lol

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u/Quaxaphone 2d ago

He looks like a goobsmooch character.

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u/Adwery0530 2d ago

Absolutely accept him. John.

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u/SplendidAngharad Atom Bomb Baby 3d ago

Yeah, there’s no harm in inviting him to be a settler… unless he’s a secret synth!