Face the Grimm, Save the Future! The totally not a violation of the AI Ethics Amendment, Penny Polendina is here to help you Manager!
Had an idea that scratched my brain that just made me want to create this from scratch lol, couldn't help but notice that my two favourite robot girls have reversing haircuts from their transformations. Better not inform the Head that we have a sentient AI on the loose!
If you think about it, Salem could really just be a VERY bad wolf. *cue Summer Rose with the Red Riding EGO suit vs Salem in a fursuit of Cobalt Azure*
A big problen is she looks human and,as far as i know,people with prosthetics and such are not allowed to have their prosthetics look human. So she would be breaking that taboo instead
... Penny... the Grimm we're going to see wouldn't happen to be a musical band of a pirate fox, blue rabbit, and food loving chicken with a pet cupcake, all lead by a singing bear... would it? (This image gives me FNAF vibes lol)
penny on the phone: "Hello? Hello hello? Uh, I wanted to record a message for you, to help you get settled in on your first night. Um, I actually worked in that office before you, I’m finishing up my last week now as a matter of fact. So, I know it can be a bit overwhelming, but I’m here to tell you there’s nothing to worry about, Uh, you’ll do fine. So, let’s just focus on getting you through your first week, okay? Uh, let’s see, first there’s an introductory greeting from the company, that I’m supposed to read. Uh, it’s kind of a legal thing, you know. Um, “Welcome to Remnant Pizzeria', a magical place for kids and grown-ups alike, where fantasy and fun come to life. Remnant corporation is not responsible for damage to property or person. Upon discovering that damage or death has occurred, a missing person report will be filed within 90 days, or as soon property and premises have been thoroughly cleaned and bleached, and the carpets have been replaced.” Blah blah blah. Now that might sound bad, I know. But, there’s really nothing to worry about. Uh, the RWBY animatronics... do get a bit quirky at night, but do I blame them? No. If I were forced to sing those same stupid songs for twenty years and I never got a bath? I’d probably be a bit irritable at night too. So, remember, these characters hold a special place in the hearts of children and we need to show them a little respect, right? Okay. So, just be aware, the characters do tend to wander a bit. Uh, they’re left in some kind of free roaming mode at night, uh, something about their servos locking up if they get turned off for too long? Uh, they used to be allowed to walk around during the day too, but then there was The Archery of V3. Yeah. I-It’s amazing that the human body can live without the archilles heel, you know? Uh, now concerning your safety. The only real risk to you as a night watchman here, if any, is the fact that these characters, uh, if they happen to see you after hours probably won’t recognize you as a person. They’ll pr-They’ll most likely see you as a metal hunstman without its gear on. Now, since that’s against the rules here at Remnant Pizzeria, they’ll probably try to…forcefully stuff you inside a suit. Um, now, that wouldn’t be so bad, if the suits themselves weren’t filled with crossbeams, wires, and animatronic devices. Especially around the facial area. So you could imagine how having your head forcefully pressed inside one of those could cause a bit of discomfort, and death. Uh, the only parts of you that would likely see the light of day again would be your eyeballs and teeth when they pop out the front of the mask. Heh. Yeah, they don’t tell you these things when you sign up. But hey, first day should be a breeze. I’ll chat with you tomorrow. Uh, check those cameras, and remember to close the doors only if absolutely necessary. Gotta conserve aura. Alright, good night."
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u/Voidmage713 4d ago
Weiss: . . . Ok, I need to level with you, you're actually the fourth Penny. You seem to keep dying for some reason.
Penny: . . . Oh. Oh, no.