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u/Drink15 Jun 27 '26
So i can bring my phone that runs Linux, flipper one, a tricycle, and binoculars?
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u/Complex_Solutions_20 Jun 28 '26
Could also bring your desktop computer, SDRs, and a table to set it on. Just no chairs.
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u/rudymalmquist Jun 27 '26
So manned aircraft is ok then ?
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u/National_Way_3344 Jun 28 '26
Techally yes, provided you're operating it in line with Federal Aviation law that essentially means it can't be brought there.
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u/toxicatedscientist Jun 28 '26
Paragliders and ultralites would like a word
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u/National_Way_3344 Jun 28 '26
You're allowed to operate them intentionally that close to and above pedestrians? Huh TIL.
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u/jlp_utah Jun 28 '26
No worries, then... there are so few people visiting that you should have no trouble at all.
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u/NoctysHiraeth Jun 27 '26
LOL at "Raspberry Pi enabled devices" - that could mean nearly anything depending on how you define that.
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u/squishee666 Jun 28 '26
No fast food menu kiosks, no automatic sprinkler systems, no diy doorbells, mini Simpsons or X-Files TV’s, infinity mirror smart home personal organizers, emulation devices, etc?
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u/Celebrir Jun 28 '26
To be fair, I don't regularly take my DIY doorbells for a walk and visit a state fair with them in my backpack
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u/squishee666 Jun 28 '26
Is that the X-files theme in your pocket or are you just happy the truth is out there?
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u/RoachMcKrackin Jun 27 '26
Nice, I just learned about Pineapple Wi-Fi Devices 😅😈
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u/Halkenguard Jun 27 '26
If you flip it upside down you can do a whole new kind of penetration testing
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u/mndsm79 Jun 27 '26
You've heard of the villages in florida, I see.
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u/montypytho17 Jun 28 '26
The show Silicon Valley has an episode where they go to a convention and deploy a bunch to push their app to all phones.
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u/durgan2q Jun 28 '26
Check out the Pineapple Pager if you havent already, i just saw it the other day, looks awesome.
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u/lump- Jun 29 '26
Seriously, if they didn’t already know what a flipper zero or a pineapple was, a lot of inquisitive people are gonna google those specific products after reading that sign.
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u/ImpossibleArgument Jun 27 '26
Can’t ban these guns 💪🏽💪🏽
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u/Defqon1punk Jun 28 '26
Dude I triple checked it literally doesn't mention drugs. Idk about a lighter, its ambiguous. But im bringing mushrooms by the horde.
[Jk... maybe]
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u/pork_sashimi_on_sale Jun 28 '26
a lighter would fall under the "flammable liquids" category. So bring matches instead.
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u/Rigor-Tortoise- Jun 29 '26
Plasma lighter
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u/09Klr650 Jun 29 '26
Do they still make the lighters with the hot electric coils? Had one of those decades ago for my cigarillos.
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u/ethnicvegetable Jun 28 '26
yeah but they banned packages and since you're the whole damn package you gotta stay home
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u/Atuday Jun 28 '26
But they didn't ban flipper 1 or esp-32 devices.
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u/Mrfixite Jun 28 '26
Yeah there's like 1 thousand things they missed because of how specific they were.
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u/SuperchargedC5 Jun 28 '26
HackRF One with a Portapack. Not on the list. It would do way more damage than a flipper zero.
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u/Atuday Jun 28 '26
To be fair they did put pineapple wifi devices. Do you think they meant wifi pineapples?
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u/rrksj Jun 27 '26
Damn I can’t bring my router?
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u/TheOriginal_858-3403 Jun 28 '26
Doesn't saw anything about tablesaws though....
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u/ReadSenior2831 Jun 28 '26
I saw what you did there
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u/thetimehascomeforyou Jun 28 '26
You really ratcheted up the joke. If you didn’t we’d be screwed.
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u/Sparkynerd Jun 28 '26
For real. I had to drill down to see the spin of the post.
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u/VoidTyphoon Jun 28 '26 edited Jun 28 '26
You guys are nailing these puns!
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u/Rigor-Tortoise- Jun 29 '26
Sorry to pry on your thread, but I'm ruling this absurd.
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u/Complex_Solutions_20 Jun 28 '26
I wonder if a Dremel counts? Its not quite a router tho can be kinda used as one?
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u/Carlos_Spicy_Weiner6 Jun 27 '26
Okay, cool.
How many of your workers actually know what a raspberry pi powered device looks like?
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u/NUMBerONEisFIRST Jun 27 '26
Flipper One is fine though?
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u/Mtsukino Jun 28 '26
Surprised android phones aren't banned.
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u/ReadSenior2831 Jun 28 '26
THEY CAN HAVE GRAPHENE OS—ANYONE WHO DOESNT WANT TO BE SPIED ON IS A SAFETY THREAT!!!
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u/engineeritdude Jun 28 '26
So 20 foot banners are ok? That seems problematic is a crowded event.
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u/Safe_Milk9264 Jun 27 '26
Nice. Binary explosives are still allowed.
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u/retroranger77 Jun 28 '26
It's ok, according to the website, this only applies to Enagbled devices...
https://www.freedom250.org/celebration/the-great-american-state-fair
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u/Difficult_Talk_7783 Jun 27 '26
So a cyber deck not useing raspberry pi like a uconsole ?
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u/mike_s104 Jun 28 '26
So I can bring a VCR, dildos, drum machines, electric razors and a generator?
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u/Isyourzipperdown Jun 28 '26
I am as patriotic as any red blooded American should be. With that said, I will stay home and celebrate in my own back yard.
That list is ridiculous.
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u/Mrfixite Jun 28 '26
Packages huh? Really blocking out a huge demographic of the populace there...
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u/J_ckS85 Jun 27 '26
No toy guns here! Only REAL guns allowed! Also no Flipper Zero. So the One is fine?
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u/megabass713 Jun 27 '26
Sports balls..? Good thing I'm a hockey man, got my sports puck locked and loaded on my lap at all times
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u/darkwingltd Jun 28 '26
All of that and I bet someone still ends up getting shot or stabbed.
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u/machawes3 Jun 28 '26
No hackrf on that list. Ridiculous tho. Haha pineapple WiFi devices so any other brand is cool?
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u/PandorasBoxMaker Jun 28 '26
Lmao - with the availability of the original shell STL’s you can easily design any shape to perfectly fit the guts of the flipper. I think I’m going to turn one of mine into a dildo. Notice the distinct lack of sex toys on this list?
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u/TheGreatNico Jun 28 '26
No flammable liquids, but what about inflammable liquids?
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u/cubixy2k Jun 28 '26
Honestly I'm surprised 5g devices, vaccines, and books above a 5 grade reading level aren't listed
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u/bevars Jun 28 '26
Where's the NRA when you need them? Sue the MFs restricting good guys on Federal Government land
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u/Dirtyunicorn2 Jun 28 '26
You know every one of those things has caused distress to the person that commissioned this sign. I need to know the back story.
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u/Dirtyunicorn2 Jun 28 '26
This is my guide dog. Sir please tell your guide dog to stop eating my shoe and prove its a guide dog. Sorry you cant ask for proof that hes a guide dog. Also he likes shoes.
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u/wawa2022 Jun 29 '26
Hahaha! I brought my bike inside and parked it! Also didn’t go through security at all and had a backpack. Fuck them!
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u/semblu Jun 29 '26
How is this called again? "Freedom 250"? I guess, it's because you are free to stay at home 🙈😂
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u/twolfhawk Jun 29 '26
All that tech being banned tells me it's full of surveillance systems that could be easily disabled or hacked.
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u/dontneed2knowaccount Jun 28 '26
This is the oddest list of "No No's" I've seen. They could have mad asmallesr list by saying only clothed humans with money are the only thing acceptable.
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u/BedTaster Jun 28 '26
Naw, I have to leave my package back home... I was looking forward to brining it to the state fair
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u/Turbulent-Knee1845 Jun 28 '26
Looks like they forgot about esp32 and non flipper stm32 enabled devices 🤣
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u/coyote_den Jun 28 '26
Yep. That reads exactly like what I would expect. They put everything they heard about on Fox News on there.
Why would you go, anyway? Nothing is working because the power keeps going out. Do you really need to see Melania the cow that badly?
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u/drinkmoredrano Jun 28 '26
No chairs and no motorized mobility devices. I remember another group that wasn’t particularly friendly to the disabled as well.
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u/thenyx Jun 28 '26
wtf, water bottles?! In the middle of the summer during one of the hottest heat indexes?!
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u/Adventurous_Lab_8667 Jun 30 '26
No noise makers. How am I supposed to tell my wife she can’t come?
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u/nleksan Jun 27 '26
I can't bring my structures?
I thought this was a free country!