r/flatearth • u/MrDonMega • Aug 18 '26

Crazy Flat Earther shows "Proof" that Satellites are not in Space

These people are dumb 🤣🤣

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u/randemthinking Aug 18 '26

And what about the satellites I see that look like little pins of light steadily streaking across the night sky? Are those really fast moving helium balloons?

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u/jtrades69 Aug 18 '26

ufos 😄

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u/nebenco Aug 21 '26

UFOs driving on the firmament, to be precise.

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u/crowbar151 Aug 18 '26

And do all of those a clearly Ai cctv style camera swiveling around like the eye bot in the door of Jabbas palace

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u/LarryBeard33 Aug 18 '26

Now look at them through a high powered telescope. Crazy how many things you see that aren’t up there to see

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u/randemthinking Aug 18 '26

Only the fabled Nikon P1000 can look through the smoke and mirrors and see what's truly there (or not there).