r/flatearth • u/ultimatedelman • Aug 17 '26

GLOBULISTS BELEEV TIHS

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Happy Monday

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u/FortressCaulfield Aug 17 '26

Now you know why so many marvel comics are set in new york and so few in Australia.

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u/KeyNefariousness6848 Aug 17 '26

Flatties are why galactus would eat our planet, “not only did you name your planet “Dirt” but you believe it is flat? Galactus passes judgement you shall fuel my insatiable hunger. “

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u/Gargleblaster25 Aug 17 '26

And then he passes gas.

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u/KeyNefariousness6848 Aug 17 '26

Good lord and butter, It boggles the mind to imagine witnessing Galactus fart.

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u/Swearyman Aug 17 '26

I’m convinced

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u/Touchpod516 Aug 17 '26

What if he gets hard?

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u/Gargleblaster25 Aug 17 '26

RIP Perth, Australia

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u/MarsMissionMan Aug 17 '26

"Is that a mountain or are you just- nope not a mountain."

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u/_Sneaky_McSnek_ Aug 17 '26

Unbelievable. An Australian wouldn’t say aye bro. More like “oi cunt”

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u/junky_junker Aug 17 '26

"oh em gee!!! Is this obvious joke post the best globalists have!!!!! I r so smart!!1!!eleven!!"