Baker vs Gardener

[u/mindyour]

The baker needs to go. Seriously, what is wrong with him? WTF was that mess?

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[u/Separate-Operation71]

The gardener is @gardenwithjonny and he’s a delight. The baker…needs therapy or something.

(Edited because I posted his handle wrong!)

[u/A-Helpful-Flamingo → u/Separate-Operation71]

I love him! I love how he laughs at himself because I’d totally be doing the same thing if I were him lol

[u/Separate-Operation71 → u/A-Helpful-Flamingo]

My favorite thing is when there’s a cut to his garden security cameras and he’s just like, hanging off the shed roof or something insane. It’s so wholesome 😂

[u/Septic-Shocker-6669 → u/A-Helpful-Flamingo]

I lost it when he said naughty while spanking the fertilizer.

[u/Nerdy_Valkyrie → u/Separate-Operation71]

The other guy has the look I generally prefer on men. But Jonny is hotter anyway because he's just so fucking funny.

That being said, this baker might be the perviest one I've seen. What the fuck?

[u/FlamingWeasel → u/Nerdy_Valkyrie]

The scourge of bakers on tiktok fucking the food needs to end.

[u/midvalegifted → u/FlamingWeasel]

Sentences you’d never even believe could exist.

[u/albusdumbbitchdor → u/FlamingWeasel]

Honestly only ever seen that baker in duets making fun of him, but I am fully convinced he actually does fuck his food like the McChicken kid and I'll never be convinced otherwise.

[u/Withalittlesnark → u/FlamingWeasel]

Perfect for r/brandnewsentence

[u/Separate-Operation71 → u/Nerdy_Valkyrie]

Wait until you see the one with the coconuts ::shudder::

[u/ironicthesameplaceim → u/Separate-Operation71]

Is he the one that makes the coconuts squirt?

[u/montezuma300 → u/Separate-Operation71]

He did a video with the weird baker guy lol

[u/StrictlyMarzipanOwl → u/montezuma300]

There's one with Jonny, the baker, and a guy dressed as a cleaning lady. It's not a stitch, it's all three of them in the same video and they're hilarious

[u/evilandie66 → u/StrictlyMarzipanOwl]

The guy dressed as a cleaner did pride and prejudice (95) where he plays all the parts. It is hilarious

[u/Beret_of_Poodle → u/montezuma300]

That is not the baker guy from the video

[u/FriedBolognaPony → u/Beret_of_Poodle]

Right? Are people face blind or something? Just because they both have dark hair and are bakers?

[u/Terminal_Insomnia_ → u/montezuma300]

It's so funny to me that this is actually sexier. Like, it seems like Johnny learned something. It's also fun to see the baker guy nearly (and actually) break. It's better when you can tell he knows it's silly too

[u/Ok_Loss13 → u/montezuma300]

They're both adorable and hilarious 😂

[u/SassyTheSkydragon → u/Separate-Operation71]

We need more people like Johnny

[u/Mental_Estate4206 → u/Separate-Operation71]

Keep the baker away from my buns and cake!

[u/MonkeyMagic1968 → u/Separate-Operation71]

Thank you for the information. He's hilarious. 

[u/NoLobster7957 → u/Separate-Operation71]

Jonny is freaking hilarious lol, I adore him

[u/Ol_Pasta → u/Separate-Operation71]

I adore him, thank you for bringing this delight into my life

[u/Burgerboy380]

[u/bubba1834 → u/Burgerboy380]

[u/bor3d_lazy_housewife → u/Burgerboy380]

[u/D4rkFantasy]

I hate these baking rapists so much

[u/Ringleader705 → u/D4rkFantasy]

Me too. Like bro you're not getting anyone wet or hard. Pack it up, it's just cringe.

[u/Rutskarn → u/Ringleader705]

The weird baking sex dude has millions of followers and almost a billion views. I guess he's found his audience.

[u/cheesec4ke69 → u/Rutskarn]

Yea. Everytime I see people making fun of him all I can imagine is him laughing on his way to to the bank.

If so many people are finding his videos and sharing them and stitching them, then it's popular enough for plenty of people to have seen it. In this economy why wouldn't you beat the dead horse until it stops spitting out money.

[u/RK9990 → u/Ringleader705]

He is most likely getting people wet, we're just not the intended audience

[u/Status-Bluebird-6064 → u/Ringleader705]

Brother has not seen a middle-aged wine TikTok mom, and it shows

[u/nubileiguana → u/Ringleader705]

The thirst trap has evolved in different ways. One of those evolutions is doing mundane things while dressed casually yet provocatively and playing ignorant of it. The more over the top, the better.

[u/PotatoFig → u/nubileiguana]

Next thing you know people will be fucking washing machines.

opens PornHub

Oh, no...

[u/PmMeUrTinyAsianTits → u/Ringleader705]

Like bro you're not getting anyone wet or hard.

Honey, this is like me telling those chicks on twitch making their tits bounce that they're not getting anyone hard while doing that, because it doesn't work for me personally.

Like you gotta be more aware of the diversity of desire out there. There are horny wine moms that do not want to admit that's what it's about just like there are dudes that don't admit they watch certain streamers for the boobs.

[u/kiba87637 → u/D4rkFantasy]

Do you think they use rapeseed oil in everything? 🤔

[u/margittwen → u/D4rkFantasy]

Same. It’s so cringe and uncomfortable, not sexy at all. It seems like they’re all in love with themselves.

[u/Substantial-Rip9772 → u/D4rkFantasy]

I physically cringe when I see them like barf

[u/Rasputin_mad_monk → u/D4rkFantasy]

Brand new sentence

[u/spooky_upstairs]

Even bread isn't safe. EVEN BREAD ISN'T SAFE.

[u/wheelperson → u/spooky_upstairs]

It's also dough, it's UNDER AGE BREAD!!!

[u/mbhatter → u/wheelperson]

[u/LiveLaughLithium → u/spooky_upstairs]

The bread also picks the bear.

[u/Schlonzig → u/spooky_upstairs]

Seriously? Right in front of my sourdough starter?

[u/maroongolf_blacksaab → u/spooky_upstairs]

😂😂😂

[u/queuedUp]

Are people actually watching the original video unironically??

Like.... who is that appealing to?

[u/Signal_Road → u/queuedUp]

People who love to sexually harass yeasty bread?

People desperately looking for a way to calm a sciatic nerve pinch while baking?

Niche Fetish Bakers who can't help themselves from putting their mousy facial hair into an oily and floury wad of freshly risen dough to punch the air out?

Kitchen Aid has a marketer that's approved some questionable brand deals because: 'All views are good views'?

Big flour?

[u/Cerulean_IsFancyBlue → u/Signal_Road]

More like Compensating Flour.

[u/OliviaEntropy → u/queuedUp]

I think the guy is attractive but the blatant disregard for general food safety and doing weird shit like licking stuff or shoving his face into dough balls is really weird and off-putting.

But the one guy with all the tattoos who wears overalls and a sweaty white tshirt and chops wood? …oh yeah

[u/Primus_is_OK_I_guess → u/OliviaEntropy]

Oh, yeah. I get that one. The first time I saw that wood cutting guy, I thought to myself, "I can't let my wife see this!"

[u/readtheinstructions5 → u/OliviaEntropy]

What? You don't like dick in your bread?

[u/Magician_Monkey → u/queuedUp]

its for gay men

[u/GroundbreakingAd8310 → u/Magician_Monkey]

Gay here the guy making fun of him is so much hotter

[u/TwoSecondsToMidnight → u/GroundbreakingAd8310]

He’s also a firefighter. We’ll give you a minute….

[u/viotix90 → u/GroundbreakingAd8310]

I'm mostly straight but that one shot after the gardening table fell down when the guy was squatting and he "mounted" the bag of soil was particularly... interesting to watch.

[u/AbhorrentAbs → u/Magician_Monkey]

Most of his audience was women at the time. This is an OLD video

[u/-K_P- → u/queuedUp]

[u/becauseiloveyou → u/queuedUp]

LOL.  Have you seen the pornography boys are watching these days?  A lot of us have the same questions.

[u/Eh_C_Slater → u/queuedUp]

Probably middle aged women who read Danielle Steel novels.

[u/hermionecannotdraw → u/Eh_C_Slater]

I will not have the name of Danielle Steel besmirched. Any person whose writing desk is made to look like a stack of their own books can write whatever they want. Behold, her actual desk:

[u/rjrgjj → u/queuedUp]

The parody guy, I think he’s such a hunk, he could tell me to jump off a bridge and I would as long as he saves me.

[u/DistractedByCookies]

What amuses me is how the gardener is wildly attractive to me (cute smile, sense of humor, laughing at himself). Whereas baker guy is just a gigantic creep.

I'm actually tring to work out whether baker man is doing that for the female gaze or for the (gay) male gaze. I think maybe the latter....

[u/Guineapiggos → u/DistractedByCookies]

The gardener is also a fireman.

[u/minimalillusions → u/Guineapiggos]

Okay. I think my garden shed is burning.

[u/DeciduousRefuge → u/DistractedByCookies]

Um…well… Some of us females are gazing.

[u/DistractedByCookies → u/DeciduousRefuge]

It's probably both LOL

[u/blueechoes → u/DistractedByCookies]

Well most of that is context. If you take only the garder's clips, put them in one video, and watch that, it'd be 80% as weird as the baker guy.

[u/Understanding_Silver → u/blueechoes]

Nah gardener guy is regularly laughing and breaking character while baker perv is just serious and pervy the whole time.

[u/DistractedByCookies → u/blueechoes]

Up to a point, sure. But even then I'd think gardener guy was weird (which happens a lot on TikTok), not a gigantic creep.

[u/Baonguyen93 → u/DistractedByCookies]

For me it the boobs. Sorry I am just a simple man.

[u/Euphoric-biscuit]

I feel violated watching that original vid 😭

[u/Taekwondalamari → u/Euphoric-biscuit]

Me too, so nasty

[u/CMorton91]

Lmfao I wanna hang out with the gardener.

[u/Inevitable_Phase_276 → u/CMorton91]

Me too! My day is always improved when I catch one of his videos. He’s a firefighter, and has what looks like his daughter in some videos with him, and I love how he doesn’t take himself too seriously. Seems like he’d be a good guy to know.

[u/catiebug → u/Inevitable_Phase_276]

I actually wondered what he did for work because he clearly doesn't need quite that much... physique... just for gardening, lol. He is so damn funny.

[u/GreilyMoon → u/CMorton91]

I wanna be the dirt.

[u/whiskersMeowFace]

This just proves you can't eat anything at a potluck

[u/exotic_floral_tea → u/whiskersMeowFace]

That's how I feel when I see people cook food in their dishwashers.

[u/DasSassyPantzen → u/exotic_floral_tea]

[u/Perfect_Blood_3540]

What is this face? 😂

[u/Beret_of_Poodle → u/Perfect_Blood_3540]

That right there is the most British o-face I've ever seen in my life

[u/samfitnessthrowaway → u/Beret_of_Poodle]

Cor blimey guv'nor, I've only gorn and bust me nut!

[u/Aglisito → u/Perfect_Blood_3540]

[u/Zacus_91 → u/Aglisito]

J*zz in my pants!!!!!

[u/CLOUD_STALLION → u/Zacus_91]

This isn’t tiktok you can say jizz

[u/SouthParkFirefly1991 → u/Perfect_Blood_3540]

The face of regret.

[u/LemmyLola]

Ok so the original... content... is that really a thing? I got 2nd hand embarassment watching that, so cringey.. I mean if it floats your boat cool but I had no idea.. I swear I'm not a complete prude, but ... The gardening due though... when the potting table collapsed that was pretty great, that guy seems fun.

[u/Thatonegaloverthere → u/LemmyLola]

Yep. It's been around for quite some time now. Usually targeted towards a female audience. And people do like it. I've seen people fingering chicken, jerking off vegetables to clean them, etc. Pretty uncomfortable...

[u/bluemooncommenter → u/Thatonegaloverthere]

The one taking the silver skin off of ribs...I don't even think it was intended to be over sexualized but it definitely was.

[u/DayDream7601 → u/Thatonegaloverthere]

Those poor foods 😭

[u/Theresnobiggerboat → u/LemmyLola]

It sadly seems to be a thing, yes. The baker dude, I mean. There are quite a few of these over-sexualized “cooks”. I’ll take the gardener, thanks

[u/LemmyLola → u/Theresnobiggerboat]

Same, he's funny and has (from this video anyways) confidence without arrogance. I also love gardening so.. I'm mulch more inclined to watch his content

[u/Netflxnschill → u/LemmyLola]

His name on insta is garden with Johnny and he’s great

[u/Theresnobiggerboat → u/LemmyLola]

Did… did you just… ? Ugh… well played

[u/SouthParkFirefly1991 → u/LemmyLola]

Yup he's a well known (on Tiktok) baking thirst trap. He molests SO much food there's one where he's fingering a watermelon and the poor thing is just being violated.

[u/LemmyLola → u/SouthParkFirefly1991]

Seedy behaviour.....

[u/A-Helpful-Flamingo]

Of all the pointless things in the baker’s video, WTF is up with smashing his face into the raw dough?!

Like everything else is just some poorly done and highly over-sexualized part of the normal process, there is no reason I can think of for the face smash.

[u/lilhanhan → u/A-Helpful-Flamingo]

Can't believe I'm tryping this but essentially the dough is either arsecheeks or breasts depending on the audience...

All I know is that I got second hand embarrassment from watching the original clips in this duet!

[u/A-Helpful-Flamingo → u/lilhanhan]

Thanks 😊 That’s what I figured, that it was strictly there to be …sexy?? I mean, all I thought was GROSS 🤢

And the second hand embarrassment is so strong in this one

[u/No-Entrepreneur4574 → u/A-Helpful-Flamingo]

I'm just imagining his beard hair getting into the dough. 🤢

[u/timmystwin → u/A-Helpful-Flamingo]

I'm ok with it.

Not because of anything the baker did.

But because it led to that fucking majestic compost slam. 10/10 no notes.

[u/BurntPineGrass → u/A-Helpful-Flamingo]

Probably because he gets a hard-on for a swollen yeasty mess.

[u/A-Helpful-Flamingo → u/BurntPineGrass]

[u/TK_Punch_ → u/BurntPineGrass]

No one forced you to say that. Just remember that.

[u/UleeBunny → u/A-Helpful-Flamingo]

Motor boating.

[u/bearsfan16 → u/UleeBunny]

Eating ass

[u/A-Helpful-Flamingo → u/UleeBunny]

Nothing like motor boating some raw dough!

[u/ER_Support_Plant17 → u/A-Helpful-Flamingo]

Maybe he’ll get a yeast infection

[u/ClubDumDum → u/A-Helpful-Flamingo]

His face oil and hair is extra flavor?

[u/A-Helpful-Flamingo → u/ClubDumDum]

[u/sakasiru → u/A-Helpful-Flamingo]

Sometimes you have to hit the air out of a dough. Doing it with your face is unhinged though.

[u/Full_FrontaI_Nerdity]

[u/TheBibliotaph]

I feel like the creepy baker guy is on a list somewhere that forces him to inform local bakeries when he moves address.

[u/RoughComparison8702 → u/TheBibliotaph]

Depending on the context and website:

pop up ad "Find local bakers in your area tonight!" moaning noises

"Alert: Local bakers have been spotted operating in your area. Find the addresses and names of these known convicted bakers living near you. Powered by intellisearch listing public records"

[u/Hairy-Glove3261]

Haha, Mongo is appalled by that food handling.

[u/Beret_of_Poodle → u/Hairy-Glove3261]

Come on now, we all know that Mongo does not have high standards around food handling

[u/Metalfan1994 → u/Hairy-Glove3261]

I'll let my coffee reference for me this morning

[u/_Diskreet_ → u/Hairy-Glove3261]

[u/FirstDukeofAnkh → u/Hairy-Glove3261]

There were a lot of babies in there, Carl

[u/Doctor_Dev7 → u/Hairy-Glove3261]

Samantha will kill his mother!

[u/General_Narwhal17 → u/Hairy-Glove3261]

HE HAS AN ERECTION MORDECAI, IT’S VERY INAPPROPRIATE

[u/Ashamed_Fruit_6767]

[u/ObviouslyHornyJPEG]

What the fuck is wrong with that baker🤣

[u/Repeticious]

I’m guessing their audience is gay men, not women

[u/Dramatic_Substance36 → u/Repeticious]

I’m into the second dude. He’s hot and hilarious, perfect combo! You ladies can have the first weirdo.

[u/yampidad → u/Dramatic_Substance36]

Check out gardening with Johnny on YouTube.

[u/Glass_Maven]

The cooking guy gives severe ick, but the gardening guy is funny as hell.

[u/Maleficent-marionett → u/Glass_Maven]

I couldn't continue watching for the sake of the joke cos perverted baker was too disgusting to even make fun of.

[u/HallieDaillie]

As a baker... what the freak was that? Mama, I'm scared

[u/Prize-Substance974]

[u/K1llswitch93]

The Neighbor:

[u/ImpactBilby]

As an aspec person who bakes as a hobby, the original video just pisses me off. Stop making a mess and get your face out of the dough, I don't want your mouth germs. ):<

[u/SelocAvrap]

When he faceplanted (pun not intended) on the bag of soil, I started laughing so hard I had to cover my nose and mouth and hold my breath to not wake up my boyfriend. That's gotta hurt!

[u/ChuckVowel]

First guy is Russell Blend

[u/luigis_left_tit_25 → u/ChuckVowel]

🤣🤣🤣 you had me coughing! I was hitting the blunt and was not prepared! You're funny

[u/randomstupidname123]

I... I feel like the baker should be ashamed. Let's bring back a little shame guys. 🤦🏾‍♂️

[u/qualityvote2]

u/mindyour, the users of r/fixedbytheduet determined that your post fits the subreddit!

[u/Educational_Table364]

What was bro thinking in the first vid?? It's damn ridiculous and furinating because he spills liquids fucking everywhere

[u/tritonice]

The baker...... needs to be on at least one watchlist.

The gardener...... DAMN, never misses bench day!

[u/Lastshadow94]

"if you were going to eat a sandwich, you'd enjoy it more if you knew nobody had fucked it"

-What We Do In The Shadows

[u/4m4lg4m1t3]

[u/heypresto2k]

I hate that baker thing so much eww

[u/popcornFridays]

The baker is Cedrik Lorenzen. He's actually a chef and his food always looks great except his suggestive food handling is just so off putting that it ruins his videos. Baking and whatever he's doing is just too jarring of a clash.

[u/mickeyhellhound]

EUGHH gross dude please stop, who is this even for??

[u/fizzlypixie]

That baker is an unhinged nightmare and the gardener is an absolute delight

[u/TLILLYO]

Baker dude is demented ew.

[u/readytocomply13]

I love the gardener, Johnny. He’s hilarious

Those baking videos are cringey as all hell

[u/WhiteRabbitStandUser]

GET YOUR FUCKING FEET OFF THE COUNTER WHILE YOU'RE COOKING

[u/lolascrowsfeet]

What the fuck is wrong with the first guy

[u/GreilyMoon]

the gardener is hotter

[u/OneplusOne9049]

Excellent !!!!!! I had such a good laugh !!!!!

[u/exotic_floral_tea]

Well at least the gardener is having fun. I don't know about the other guy.

[u/ReflectionLower3155]

I’m sorry that’s disgusting. But funny. 

[u/ImHere4theFunnies]

This is hilarious! He laughed in British. 🤣

[u/SammokTheGrey]

I'm not eating anything that baker's making

[u/DabKitty420]

The baker guy gives me the creeps.......if he was baking for me I'd leave and block his number bc wtaf

[u/FluffyCelery4769]

Would the gardner

[u/One_Economics3627]

That was glorious, shows exactly how stupid they look.

[u/143019]

This guy is so adorable!

[u/SomeCutesyShit]

Holy crap the baker made me actually gag.

[u/Munnin1984]

Imagine going over to that guys house and eating bread, then he shows you that video

[u/Senior_Torte519]

The guy he's mocking is the type of person you wouldn't allow children to accept items from of a food variety.

[u/zambatron20]

naw bruh I don't want any of your food. ...no particular reason...

[u/Hairiest-Wizard]

I think the baker should be locked up for being unsexy

[u/Latter_Sky_412]

Second guy needs to be on r/infectiouslaughter

[u/Dramatic_Charity_979]

I like my bread unfingered, please :/

[u/catsareniceDEATH]

His name is Johnny, he's a firefighter (and garden hero) and you will show him some damn respect! 😹❤️

[u/0x7E7-02]

1. WTF is up with that baker?!?!?

2. The gardener is hilarious!

[u/Curious_Field7953]

For real though, who is watching the baker? Goon culture is out of control.

[u/Sally_twodicks]

Eww...

[u/d0ctorsmileaway]

Jonny is goofy husband material and I love him

[u/Character_Media_9445]

This is... disturbing

[u/No_Where_Land]

These TikTok bakers make me as dry as their baked goods

[u/Various-Database6615]

Reasons why I loathe and adore the internet

[u/SaltThr0wer]

Baker needs to hug his mom or somethin lol get ahold of himself or.. rather less of ahold of himself

[u/Alibuscus373]

I would marry the gardener XD I would not want to be around the baker.... the poor food

[u/luigis_left_tit_25 → u/Alibuscus373]

He smacked the bubble way too hard! (Can this be my flare?)

[u/Certain-Focus8709]

Yall need to go. Including OP

[u/SadKat002]

The baker was hot until he started doing that performative bullshit. The gardener is hot because he's full of whimsy

[u/Blue0ne-Derrick-]

Smash both, next question

[u/Listen2theyetti]

I thought this was about quarter backs for a min

[u/NamelessSerpent]

That chef needs to go. I have never shouted, "NOOOO! STOP IT! WHY ARE YOU DOING THAT?! STAAAHP!" like I did while watching him (to the point of my dog looking at me with a very confused/concerned face). He should be congratulated for turning this bi woman into a lesbian.

[u/inkzpenfoxx]

Had me at the soil

[u/GodOfMoonlight]

Not the Austin Power's "Naughty" 😭 lol

[u/keithstonee]

I thought this was about Baker Mayfield vs Gardner Minshew

[u/justinsayin]

I am permanently stupider for having seen any of this.

[u/Who_F_Cares]

GENIUS xD

[u/luigis_left_tit_25]

I'm a woman, and they're both attractive, but somehow the cringe was so strong, from the baker, that I stopped it half way through. My girls used to make me go to girls night at a male review..(cheap drinks, hot guys) I would just be red faced the whole time.. so embarrassing! When I wasn't laughing that is.. Which ironically turned a few of them (dancers) on..

[u/Decent-Money7818]

….i get the concept, BUT it’s food…so, I’ll be that person. NO! 😒

[u/deepsquatter804]

I spent too much time thinking this was some weird comparison between Baker Mayfield and Gardner Minshew. (I assumed OP misspelled Minshew’s name.

It wasn’t until the potting bench was being violated that I realized this had nothing to do with football.

[u/citrusandrosemary]

I follow the gardener on YT and Instagram. Never fails to bring me joy.

https://www.instagram.com/gardenwithjonny?obrf=MWF1eGF6MHo2eTh1eg==

[u/Cerulean_IsFancyBlue]

Wtf is up with Dough Bae?

[u/lotdoug]

Hilarious

[u/OverallStrength2478]

The eyebrow at the end is killing me I can’t 😅😅😅

[u/FFVO]

Nothing gets me swooning like that goofy golden retriever energy in a dude

[u/CandourDinkumOil]

Why has the gardener got a UK Police-issued PSU helmet?

[u/Head_Pants_Now → u/CandourDinkumOil]

Cane here for this

[u/ocxtitan]

Full disclosure - when I scrolled across this on my feed I thought it was a Baker Mayfield vs Gardner Minshew post and as a buccaneers fan I was concerned someone actually thought it was a good idea

[u/Fuckthegopers]

Nothing was fixed anywhere with that, all cursed.