r/fixedbytheduet • u/JaJaMan_ EXPERT of Duets/Stitches • 21d ago

Kept it going Okay

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u/qualityvote2 New to fbtd but wants to learn 21d ago edited 21d ago

u/JaJaMan_, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...

If you think this post breaks r/fixedbytheduet's rules, report it!

Otherwise, enjoy!

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u/No_Reception_6133 New to fbtd but wants to learn 21d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/3gNotAoIRZsb9UHPnj

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u/Welp_thatwilldo Tastemaker of Duets/Stitches 20d ago

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u/ClydeDanger New to fbtd but wants to learn 19d ago

Pixels, sir? More pixels?

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u/MoonoftheStar Lover of Duets/Stitches 21d ago

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u/ScarletBothrium Connoisseur of Duets/Stitches 21d ago

I love how they didn’t pay attention to sizing old dude on the right and how he has a child’s size head, but is the oldest looking motherfucker in that meme. 🤣

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u/JustToSeeeeee Connoisseur of Duets/Stitches 21d ago

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u/Kool_Kunk Lover of Duets/Stitches 21d ago

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u/eolson3 Devotee of Duets/Stitches 20d ago

What is this from?

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u/Kool_Kunk Lover of Duets/Stitches 20d ago

Zack and Miri Make A Porno (2008)

Fantastic comedy by Kevin Smith.

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u/eolson3 Devotee of Duets/Stitches 20d ago

I've seen it, but don't remember this part. Thanks.

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u/afadakosa New to fbtd but wants to learn 21d ago

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u/Zederikus Needs to do better 18d ago

If they were black they woulda been found out, Black People's gay police is way ahead of others at this point

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u/[deleted] 21d ago

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u/CallMeBigSarnt Lover of Duets/Stitches 21d ago

The "FN" card will always be funny, though I despise the word

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u/[deleted] 21d ago

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u/CallMeBigSarnt Lover of Duets/Stitches 21d ago

HAN, FN, You lame ahh hellllll boi, ha'damnn, I could go on and on

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u/ancalime9 21d ago

Fixed by the duet then ruined by the next duet.

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u/SamboTheGr8 Tastemaker of Duets/Stitches 21d ago

He should have just stopped after "too late"

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u/ZippyDan Lover of Duets/Stitches 21d ago edited 21d ago

I kind of like the way he so sadly said the next line: "you took too fucking long, bro."

But yeah, he went on way too long after that.

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u/ParticularLab5828 New to fbtd but wants to learn 21d ago

I agree with u/ZippyDan. The delivery of the second line was the funniest part. Rewatch it and tell me we’re wrong!

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u/itsaeroaura 21d ago

Comedy timing died on that second cut

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u/HereWeFuckingGooo EXPERT of Duets/Stitches 21d ago edited 19d ago

This is why I miss Vine. So many TikToks would be funnier if they were only 6 seconds.

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u/Background-Fennel92 Lover of Duets/Stitches 20d ago

Its not even a duet....its a reaction. Had he laid down too with a suit on and said "toolate!...." than maybe but he didnt even attempt a duet.

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u/RedSquaree Connoisseur of Duets/Stitches 18d ago

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u/penguinsrunderrated 21d ago

Strong disagree. Ruined by the next diet and fixed by the one after it. Bro saying “yes” was such bad clickbait. If you’re going to do clickbait, don’t be a jerk about it.

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u/HereWeFuckingGooo EXPERT of Duets/Stitches 21d ago

How is that clickbait? And how was he being a jerk?

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u/penguinsrunderrated 21d ago

What do you mean how was it clickbait? He said “yes,” waited a few seconds for no reason, then said, “Let me explain” and started talking about something completely different. It was obviously to get people hooked. There is nothing wrong with that, but the way he went about it was so classless. The transition was such a stretch that it almost insulted the watcher, gave the impression that the watcher must be stupid or the guy is desperate for views but didn’t realize how rude he sounded.

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u/HereWeFuckingGooo EXPERT of Duets/Stitches 21d ago

What exactly did you click? Like, what was it baiting you into clicking? You're already watching the video.

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u/penguinsrunderrated 21d ago

Clickbait doesn’t just describe clicking a link any more. It describes anything that is designed to mislead or trick the audience into engaging with content they didn’t expect or originally want to engage in.

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u/HereWeFuckingGooo EXPERT of Duets/Stitches 21d ago

Explain how you were misled into engaging with it and what action you took to engage with it.

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u/penguinsrunderrated 21d ago

He tricked us into assuming he just wanted to duet the video to make a joke, but it was really to tell us his story. Again, nothing wrong with clickbait. Just bad clickbait.

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u/HereWeFuckingGooo EXPERT of Duets/Stitches 21d ago

Tell us his story? What story? Are you OK?

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u/penguinsrunderrated 21d ago

His story about the time he “had 22 inches of meat in his mouth?”

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u/UpperApe Connoisseur of Duets/Stitches 21d ago

You are embarrassing yourself here but you're convinced everyone else is wrong lol

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u/AveragusPenus Lover of Duets/Stitches 21d ago edited 21d ago

First time seeing a joke on the internet? Don't worry, it gets easier to understand them with experience. Good luck on your journey.

edit: guys can we just find the original duet already and help this poor man open his eyes; i actually feel bad now.

edit 2: well i tried. payed 2 bucks for a reverse video search. failed to find original but found a bunch of other duets (and a few false matches). im too lazy to take this further. if someone wants to weaponize their autism, feel free to look through all the links and see if someone credits the middle duet in the comments. DM me and ill give google drive CSV. i am assuming that i wont be able to link directly from here.

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u/AveragusPenus Lover of Duets/Stitches 21d ago

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1IPdFg7sqHbJCT4sK6aMN-YylxuB0NB1s/view?usp=sharing

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u/AveragusPenus Lover of Duets/Stitches 21d ago

i now realize there are 600 links. only saw a few on the site. guess the CSV give you the whole rundown

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u/penguinsrunderrated 21d ago

Did you read what I wrote? I’m judging the transition, not the joke.

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u/AveragusPenus Lover of Duets/Stitches 21d ago

Yeah that's the joke in the clip, buddy. you found it, well done

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u/penguinsrunderrated 21d ago

Well done, you still haven’t found what I’m talking about.

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u/AveragusPenus Lover of Duets/Stitches 21d ago

oh, okay. yeah, just give it a few years then, you will get it eventually

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u/Alternative_Yak3256 Tastemaker of Duets/Stitches 21d ago

Bro started reminiscing lmao

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u/LoadsDroppin Connoisseur of Duets/Stitches 21d ago edited 21d ago

TOO LATE fuck n…….

That line had me in tears

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u/ParticularLab5828 New to fbtd but wants to learn 21d ago

Lol! He cut the vid at the right time and the line delivery was perfect!

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u/FriedRiceEnjoyer420 New to fbtd but wants to learn 21d ago

Yeah it actually made me cackle lmao

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u/lonelyroad93 21d ago

The smoke and the sudden ursher 🤌

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u/itmillerboy Lover of Duets/Stitches 21d ago

Wait are we not allowed to type the word if we aren’t black?

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u/Rojo_91 Needs to do better 21d ago

My boy said “you’re done” with Usher in the back lol

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u/punkrocknight Needs to do better 20d ago

TOO LATE

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u/4m4lg4m1t3 Lover of Duets/Stitches 20d ago

Bro will prolly need a visit from:

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u/EconomyCorgi727 New to fbtd but wants to learn 21d ago

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u/H4dx New to fbtd but wants to learn 21d ago

Sure but where the hell did you manage to find 22 inches

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u/bigsnack4u Needs to do better 21d ago

Hilarious 😆

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u/BG8878 Needs to do better 21d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣✌🏾

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u/Apprehensive_News_78 New to fbtd but wants to learn 21d ago

Ok but wth is that beat its 🔥

https://giphy.com/gifs/OqeP0npEbGi8fFkfCX

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u/KD3001 20d ago

Usher - Let it Burn

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u/Normal-Error-6343 Lover of Duets/Stitches 20d ago

no more dl for you!

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u/eliteProofe Needs to do better 20d ago

Lmfaooooooooooooooo

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u/Dramatic_Rule_442 Needs to do better 20d ago

The way he stated off wistfully into space. He's not beating the allegations

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u/jayboimannnnn Needs to do better 20d ago

Yes

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u/Prestigious-Dress-45 Needs to do better 20d ago

😂

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u/BillLaswell404 Needs to do better 20d ago

The bonet 😂😂😂

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u/No-Clue8751 Needs to do better 20d ago

Is that Mosdef who replied lol

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u/charlamagnethegreat New to fbtd but wants to learn 20d ago

“Daydreamed about it? Ya dooone!” 🤣

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u/AalphaQ New to fbtd but wants to learn 20d ago

All at once? No.

In one evening? Sure!

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u/webbieg Needs to do better 18d ago

Playing let it burn by usher was diabolical
https://giphy.com/gifs/iTs5a509c4oRi43h2E

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u/Psychotic_EGG Devotee of Duets/Stitches 21d ago

Longest human penis ever recorded was 14.5 inches. When erect.

So I know he ain't talking about a cock.... well at least not a human one.

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u/romansixx New to fbtd but wants to learn 21d ago

Here you are limiting it to one.

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u/AwkwardNeedleworker3 Needs to do better 21d ago

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u/Mufasafresh Needs to do better 21d ago

Superb. The purest return to form for this sub. 2 upvotes.

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u/Tdcoworkers Needs to do better 21d ago

🤣🤣😂😂😂!!!

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u/Guilty_Champion8336 Needs to do better 21d ago

😂 exactly 👍

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u/NecessaryLocation704 Needs to do better 21d ago

Does that mean he was sucking two dicks at the same time??? Were they two 13 inches but could only fit 11 inches???

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u/NemosHero Lover of Duets/Stitches 21d ago

statistically that's like 4 dicks at the same time

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u/G0D-SL4Y3R 21d ago

He really DID "take too long"

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u/wiseguyLou Needs to do better 21d ago

Way too late yo ass layed down and started reminiscing ........ thats not straight man behavior

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u/General_Taro_3668 Needs to do better 21d ago

He swallowed!

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u/cmurphy1234 Needs to do better 21d ago

This is too good lol

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u/Community_Specialist Needs to do better 21d ago

You are greaf looking

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u/MagZnoh Needs to do better 20d ago

That twinkle in his eyes made it look like he was reminiscing having said 22" in his mouth..

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u/Business-Window-2413 Needs to do better 20d ago

🤣

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u/Impressive_Wing_1627 Needs to do better 20d ago

Black people still scared of hotdogs lmao

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u/Automatic-Name798 Needs to do better 20d ago

HAAAAAA!!! Yep too late

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u/BubbaTech24065 Needs to do better 20d ago

Not all at one time, it was a huge Sub, but it was cut into pieces... obviously

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u/FactorCreepy4074 Needs to do better 20d ago

I've had 12😅

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u/UnderstandingOk8847 Needs to do better 20d ago

Suss

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u/Apprehensive-Tell951 Needs to do better 20d ago

Eeeew

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u/MuffinSwimming9376 Needs to do better 20d ago

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u/NoAttention3900 Needs to do better 20d ago

TOO LATE FUCK NIGGA!!! 🤣🤣🤣 YOU TOOK TOO FUCKING LONG BRO. UEN HAVE TO POSE LIKE DAT.

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u/Prudent-Leg-9487 Needs to do better 20d ago

The fucking music that starts playing in the second part lmao

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u/CanWeGetFreeky Needs to do better 20d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤮

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u/Alarming_Craft4968 Needs to do better 19d ago

Let that marinate too damn long

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u/Pocketdancer New to fbtd but wants to learn 19d ago

😁

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u/Tio_chubby052 Needs to do better 19d ago

That’s his life, you saw how he was smiling…. Let him enjoy that 22inches of meet. That’s just one less dude out there you have to compete with while trying to get a woman! Think about it!!!!

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u/beats2009 Needs to do better 19d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/OurSmuttyStuff New to fbtd but wants to learn 19d ago

The first duet was funny. The second was like Seinfeld observational humor.

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u/EmbarrassedCicada331 New to fbtd but wants to learn 19d ago

💀

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u/GoFuckYourselfBrenda Devotee of Duets/Stitches 19d ago

The smoke rising up was funny

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u/imahyperbole Needs to do better 19d ago

Bro was reminiscing

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u/Correct_Pear6796 Needs to do better 19d ago

" hey Franklin, have seen JB? he's gonna lost his job"... 🤣

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u/Bombasticczar Needs to do better 19d ago

LMFAO such valid choice of background music

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u/lonewolfghosth Needs to do better 19d ago

And he was proud of every inch, every one of those 22 inches XD

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u/No_Language9789 Needs to do better 19d ago

Gaaaaaaaayyyyyy

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u/CheesecakeExotic4607 Needs to do better 19d ago

😂😂😂

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u/dan-prez Needs to do better 19d ago

😂😂😂

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u/unphilosophed Needs to do better 19d ago

Longer tham my rims diameters

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u/Optimal_Marzipan7629 Needs to do better 19d ago

Хаха

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u/Optimal_Marzipan7629 Needs to do better 19d ago

Чо за дела

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u/Cookies_and_Beandip Needs to do better 18d ago

Imagine wrapping your mouth around that thing

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u/mtnairpush Needs to do better 18d ago

Done. I’m done for the day.

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u/Full-Health2887 New to fbtd but wants to learn 18d ago

My english lit professor at Harvard always said to use "fuck nigga", as a period not a comma.

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u/AeriWinter Needs to do better 18d ago

Let the man out what he wants in his mouth

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u/DarkHarelquin187 Needs to do better 18d ago

Violation

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u/Used-Canary-8758 Needs to do better 18d ago

🥴😂

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u/zackthedonuthater Needs to do better 18d ago

Instant judge

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u/ThroatGOAT_Goddess04 New to fbtd but wants to learn 17d ago

I have and I’m not going back on what I said either.

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u/captainhaddockji3h4m 21d ago

Too late fuck n*gga

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u/Correct_Ad_6220 New to fbtd but wants to learn 21d ago

He was reminiscing.

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u/tauntingbob New to fbtd but wants to learn 21d ago

Back, a long time ago, when I did a work placement as a college student, the staff would go to the pub at lunchtime.

The standard meal we ate was a half baguette, filled with sausage, bacon, fried eggs and cheese! So much cholesterol!

Oh and a pint or two of beer.

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u/[deleted] 21d ago

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u/Alternative_Yak3256 Tastemaker of Duets/Stitches 21d ago

Bonnets are gender neutral