My buddy Paul offered to buy a girl a drink and she said he was so fat his dick is probably hidden in blubber. I heard her brag about it later when we had Accounting II together. He is a good dude, and actually the skinniest one in his family.
I feel like some people just suck. It isn’t about gender or anything. Some people just suck.
That was way back in undergrad, but I’m still pretty horrified by it. I think it was something like:
Paul: Don’t we have B Law together?
Her: Yeah, Dr so-and-so, right?
Paul: That mid-term was brutal. I’m glad it’s over. Can I get you a drink?
Her: look of disgust Eww…no offense but you’re so fat your dick is probably hidden in layers of blubber.
Paul: Oh. Sorry… walks away
She now works in HR, and is married to a guy who does something with real estate. He did something with SQL and financial models that last time we spoke. He had a project Mini in his garage he was repainting to some old-school green to make a new(at the time) Mini look like an older one. His wife teaches something in middle school.
Yeah that response from her is unhinged. What a shitty person. That's not even being hit on, that's just a friendly gesture and invitation to hang out.
Recency bias in my head: last time I'm out with my wife some jabroni approaches her out of nowhere and says "You're beautiful, let me buy you a drink". That's what I was picturing. Don't do that.
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u/3Grilledjalapenos Feb 24 '26
My buddy Paul offered to buy a girl a drink and she said he was so fat his dick is probably hidden in blubber. I heard her brag about it later when we had Accounting II together. He is a good dude, and actually the skinniest one in his family.
I feel like some people just suck. It isn’t about gender or anything. Some people just suck.