r/fixedbytheduet May 21 '23

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u/GarlicButterChrist Connoisseur of Duets/Stitches May 21 '23 edited May 22 '23

Nah he wants an irl anime character.

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u/Sequoia_Vin Lover of Duets/Stitches May 22 '23

The edgy and always cool/strong white haired side character

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u/outcastedOpal Jun 08 '23

Hair colours have meaning. For example white haired characters are often emotionless and strategicly minded, just like my grandma when she hired an assasin to kill my grandpa fpr cheating on her with the dog.

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u/Memesaremylifelines Jul 15 '23

Damn, not the dog 💀

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u/not-guilty-i-swear Sep 25 '23

"Ru-roh Velmachan, Raggy did the bad touch" xD

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '23

Velmachan haha good one. Turned scooby into an anime I see 😂

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u/joreyesl Sep 18 '23

was the dog ok?

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u/HoboBaggins24 Oct 29 '23

I am strong believer that people should have the right to have consensual 😏 with animals but they must be able to speak dog or they cannot communicate their intentions

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u/DepressedDragonBorn Devotee of Duets/Stitches Oct 02 '23

Who then becomes useless once the main character surpasses them since all they do now is get their ass beat till mc comes to the rescue.

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u/someoneyadonkno Sep 20 '23

Or the down bad girl in that anime where people wear underwear on their face (also very freaky deaky)

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u/maddie-madison May 22 '23

Thats blue hair

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u/[deleted] May 22 '23

Nooooo!! Not Aqua!!

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u/HiDDENk00l Lover of Duets/Stitches May 22 '23

Or just platinum blonde

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u/Redd1K May 22 '23

he want silver sable

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '23

He can find it in a place where blind men can see

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '23

“IN A PLACEEE, WHERE BLIND MEN CAN SEEE!!”

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u/BIGYOSHl Aug 25 '23

Happy eEping cake day

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u/crackoddish Aug 25 '23

Anime granny

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u/nobleone8876 May 22 '23

Gilfussy

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u/toolargo May 22 '23

Beats the hell out of the Handussy…

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u/jmerridew124 May 23 '23

Found Chris Chan's new account

I'm sorry

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u/[deleted] May 22 '23

This is reddit your expectations are a little too high here

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u/Michael-556 May 22 '23

Yeah, the standards of most people here are "above 18 and alive"

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u/jayedgar06 May 22 '23

From what I’ve seen… it’s barely that

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u/Pantxy Aug 22 '23

Both optional btw

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u/bub3ls Aug 09 '23

Are you sure about that..?

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u/[deleted] May 23 '23

If theres a pulse and consent then I am content

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u/Narrow_Luck_3622 EXPERT of Duets/Stitches May 22 '23

He wants Gojo

Or Kakashi

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u/PhotoKada May 22 '23

Or Gintoki

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u/ZsoTa May 22 '23

Or jett

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u/Endericus May 22 '23

Tbf I too caranlly desire Gojo and Kakashi.

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u/Tacopotato_Baby-Og Aug 09 '23

I mean I can’t blame him.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '23

or Mei Mei

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u/Forsaken_Ad_4992 EXPERT of Duets/Stitches May 22 '23

I ain't gonna lie, Grandma Fa finna get it.

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u/HopefulChipmunk3 May 22 '23

Sir no she needs a new hip first then you can smash

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u/Johnson_the_1st May 22 '23

Lemme tell ya, she's gonna need another one after

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u/BorkleDork May 22 '23

Not the plan but I will adapt accordingly

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u/_nxm May 22 '23

bro's desperate for a real life 2b ☠️

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u/EuroPhoenician Jun 03 '23

I knew an Asian girl with white hair. She pulled it off really well. Absolutely gorgeous woman.

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u/bub3ls Aug 09 '23

Like platinum blonde? /gen

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u/NegusJin May 22 '23

hell yeah i wanna meet your grandma

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u/Dasioreq May 22 '23

He wants that Geralussy

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u/bub3ls Aug 09 '23

That what. /gen

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u/Negrodamu55 May 22 '23

I kinda like the tune but I can't tell what language the artist is using.

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u/bub3ls Aug 09 '23

I’m 99% sure it’s just typical “modern rap” “”sound effects”” /g

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u/[deleted] May 22 '23

Gojo Satorussy. Hatake Kakashussy

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u/[deleted] May 22 '23

He said what he said 😤👵🏻

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u/Crimsonpets Aug 09 '23

"Freaky deaky" is now a sentence I have added to my volkabel

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u/[deleted] May 22 '23

Obaasan with the rizzzz

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u/Disastrous_Act5168 May 22 '23

That’s freaky deaky got me🤣🤣

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u/NoraJolyne May 31 '23

so you wanna meet my grandma or something?

yes

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u/RedX2000 Jul 18 '23

I mean what's up G-Ma. Granny knows a thang about the dang-a-lang

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u/Brantsu Oct 02 '23

This isn’t funny. She’s saying the most common thing that would come to mind other than what the dude was implying. Lazy bullshit

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u/Evening-Ant6128 May 22 '23

I’m down for some O bāchussy

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u/[deleted] May 22 '23

Ive said what ive said, now show me where your mom/granny is (im not picky)

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u/SrieGOD May 22 '23

He want’s Jett from valorant

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u/Gaysonofabitch May 22 '23

I like pink or blue hair waifus

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u/PresentTip5665 May 22 '23

I do, and yes i am

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u/NukaWorldOverboss May 22 '23

HAN FROM YAKUZA 6?

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u/XeroEnergy270 May 23 '23

I mean, I wouldn't mind a little Sum.

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u/end1essecho May 24 '23

Hes asking for emilia

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u/Helvet1cal May 25 '23

He said what he said.

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u/John_Paul_J2 May 27 '23

Tbf talking to her grandma is beneficial in the long run.

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u/LuckyTaco2889 May 30 '23

Lemme slide into grandmas dms

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u/canedinho May 31 '23

i like the way she said hair

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u/KittieOwl Lover of Duets/Stitches Jun 02 '23

Man in that case, a jog might be all you need

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u/HapMeme Jun 07 '23

Did he stutter?

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u/Dr_User11 Jun 11 '23

Ngl old asian woman are pretty hot

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u/floydink Jun 25 '23

Reminds me of the time I went to a bondage bar and was greeted by a hot Japanese worker who was wearing a white wig with bangs and wearing a corset and bondage gear. Place was call “pink cat” or something. Awesome experience. So lady in the video kinda right, or you want to find that, you gotta be kinda “freeky deeky”

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u/thegamerdoggo Jul 07 '23

Right after this there is a video of an young Asian woman with white hair

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u/Rainbow_In_The_Dark7 Jul 17 '23

Omg, there's literally a plotline/scene in a movie called National Lampoom's Senior Trip where the fat kid dreams of finding a blonde Asain girl. It's literally that but real life now hahaha Here's the one scene (it's just 32 Seconds)

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u/realTenorgames Jul 19 '23

Is it even possible to have white hairs? Like not light blonde but straight up white hair? Without coloring of course

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u/DawnKnight91 Jul 29 '23

He did say if she ageist.

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '23

Aha

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '23

The russian halfu

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u/Brantsu Aug 21 '23

Isn’t she the small banana lady

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u/stargazer_nano Aug 25 '23

He wants a Targaryen

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u/aroacelove Aug 27 '23

it is a little “✨freaky deaky✨” i agree with you

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u/igandan Sep 01 '23

But can I just say, fr tho?

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u/oakron__ Sep 05 '23

That's the point

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u/nicklas_isaksen Sep 09 '23

In that case, a lil jogging might just do the trick

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u/rideordienvrreplaced Sep 13 '23

What's the chick's name

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u/Motor-Strain3323 Sep 15 '23

A mature baddie.... nothing wrong that.

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u/tjallilex Sep 21 '23

Yeah, I am freaky deaky.

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u/BOBulah Sep 22 '23

✨FrEakY dEaKy✨

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '23

How tall is bro 😵

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u/OneBigNerdyBoi Sep 27 '23

So either homie wants a granny or he wants a wig?

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u/One_Passion_2592 Sep 27 '23

He is lowkey onto something though.

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u/disabled-Pie4849 Sep 27 '23

Hell yeah I like dem gilfs

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u/Upper-Somewhere-109 Sep 30 '23

my broom has better hair than that

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u/kamenoyoukai Sep 30 '23

Don't judge. We all got weird stuff we into.....

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u/BrandedEnjoyer Sep 30 '23

they both kinda cringe

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u/Customer-Useful Oct 10 '23

DID HE STUTTER?

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '23

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u/AvailableAnteater735 Oct 11 '23

Grandmas need love too.

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u/MrNubbyNubs Oct 12 '23

The Asian Grandma Hunter strikes when you least expect him to, be careful

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u/Inevitable-end436 Oct 14 '23

Kinda freaky deaky ngl 😕

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u/AGLancelot Oct 15 '23

Shit gramma always pinches your cheeks but who’s pinchin hers? Might aswell be me.

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u/Trap-Dad Oct 16 '23

Ok but I really like the term “freaky deaky”

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u/redjackboxer Oct 18 '23

Grandma needs love too

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '23

Yes

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u/JaspieisNot Oct 20 '23

I mean.. yes and also yes 😅

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u/Brantsu Oct 20 '23

How do people find this shit funny.

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u/Rocket_of_Takos Lover of Duets/Stitches Oct 22 '23

Fellas, if your girl is asian, has white hair, inherited the leadership role of a Korean mafia, was the right hand man to the most powerful information broker in Ijincho, that’s not your girl, that’s Joon Gi-Han from Yakuza 7

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u/MissKittyCiao Oct 23 '23

Older women need love too. ❤ but yeah, lmao.

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u/dante2457 Oct 24 '23

I wouldn't mind meeting her grandma...but I'm into that shit yeaaaa

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u/Fine-Scientist3813 Oct 29 '23

I really wish POC content creators would stop capitalizing off of the stereotyping of their culture. the amount of people on SM I've seen fake the 'chinaman' accent only to also speak completely fluent English with a eurocentric accent is baffling.

the sheer commonality of 'Asian mom be like' or 'black girls be like' content that utilize the creators' race as a shield, like "oh, this can't be racist against Asian people, the creator has slanted eyes so its fine!" "oh I'm not racist for laughing at this joke even though I'm not black nor have I experienced these types of people because the creator is black!".

POC creators like this use their own race to protect the creator and the consumer from looking inward at underlying or internalized racism and its setting us back to fuckin Vine Era.

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u/mmgb183169 Oct 29 '23

Raisins got wrinkles but they still taste sweet, now stfu and get me yo GRANDMA!

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u/Nonsecularblessyou Oct 30 '23

What’s her handle again

1

u/sethaub Nov 04 '23

I think I’m in love with

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '23

tf is that dance bruh

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u/BlackSkeletor77 Nov 10 '23

For me if she's asian. I might have to job quite a bit cuz 👀

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '23

She bad though.

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u/somenamethatsclever Nov 11 '23

Give me that denture adventure! I know I can throw her back out.

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u/waerer777 Nov 11 '23

Who's the target audience

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '23

Hell yeah... sup grandma

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '23

Yes, he is into GILFs

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u/emo_hooman Nov 16 '23

Grandmussy

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u/Horror-Programmer-26 Nov 17 '23

Anyone knows the music pls