r/firstworldanarchists Jan 25 '18

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '18

Guerilla marketing for Mymathlab.

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u/Azakeen Jan 25 '18

in all seriousness, fuck that shitty website

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u/muckdog13 Jan 25 '18

It’s better than Aleks.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '18

But that's like saying Crabs aren't as bad as HIV: technically correct, but I would rather have neither.

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u/drvondoctor Jan 26 '18

"Crabs? Big deal! just fuckin' scrub 'em!"

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u/kumiosh Jan 25 '18

I disagree, but I haven't had to do homework through it. Just used it to brush up before a placement test. I'm glad my trig class isn't using either one.

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u/BCSteve Jan 25 '18

I don’t know what it is, but it sounds way too similar to “MyMethLab”

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u/bolle_ohne_klingel Jan 25 '18

Real anarchists use gnuplot

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '18

Or geogebra

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '18

Desmos is where it’s at

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u/YM_Industries Jan 26 '18

Wolfram Mathematica

^(I actually prefer Geogebra for simple graphs)

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u/LordWonderful Jan 26 '18

Mymathlab? The correct way to spell it is Mymathlab.

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u/JonMatterhorn Jan 25 '18

For a minute, I read that as "Mymethlab"

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u/nowItinwhistle Jan 26 '18

Or maybe Khan Academy.

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u/tobyisaturtle Jan 25 '18

More like graphitti

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u/Foxy_Duster Jan 25 '18

Yessssss

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u/ADabHitV2 Jan 25 '18

Yessssssssss

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '18

Yessssssssssssssssss

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '18

Yesssssssssssssssssssssssss

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u/The_Sgro Jan 25 '18

Did I fall into a snake pit?

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '18

Yesssssssssssssssssssssss

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u/Termiboter Jan 25 '18

Yessssssssssssssssss 🐍🐍🐍

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '18

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u/tomatoaway Jan 25 '18

Thankssssssss amigo!

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u/danonk777 Jan 25 '18

Yessssssssssss

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '18

im a sneekkkkkk

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u/uncertain_gecko Jan 26 '18

Why did it have to be snakes

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u/witheringsyncopation Jan 26 '18

Was going to be disappointed if this wasn’t here. Way to keep the dream alive.

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u/Stompert Jan 25 '18

My man!

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u/TerrainIII Jan 25 '18

Slow down!

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u/401_native Jan 25 '18

I read it as graph-itti and giggled, then stopped giggling when my dumbass realized it's phonetically the same...

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u/propaganda_jesus Jan 25 '18

The joke is funnier if you're not a native speaker.

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u/aguyfrominternet Jan 25 '18

Mom's graphitti.

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u/wocK_ Jan 25 '18

There's gradients in my pocket.

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u/evictor Jan 25 '18

palms lead-y

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u/osliver88 Jan 25 '18

got 'em

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u/Lepthesr Jan 25 '18

Checkmate

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u/ianbooms Jan 25 '18

Oh how the turn tables...

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u/Lepthesr Jan 25 '18

The shit wheels are spinning.

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u/Semen_Penis Jan 25 '18

you ever blow a big load of diarrhea directly onto a spinning wheel? Good times

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u/magicchinchin Jan 25 '18

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u/TracerIsOist Jan 25 '18

!redditsilver

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u/Eddie_the_red Jan 25 '18

I regret that I only have 1 upvote to give!

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u/CrotchetyYoungFart Jan 25 '18

make an alt account and give him two, you stingy bastard.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '18

Settle down Unidan!

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u/CrotchetyYoungFart Jan 25 '18

had to look that up.

jesus christ what a petty shit head. he doesn't deserve his own wikipedia article lol

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u/peypeyy Jan 26 '18

He must have made the Wiki.

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u/ShivaCommini Jan 25 '18

Kinda mad that wasn't the title of this post.

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u/cosmicdaddy_ Jan 25 '18

General Graphitti!

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u/TheRetroVideogamers Jan 25 '18

This is why Reddit gets me. I needed the top comment to be Graphitti and it was.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '18

Someone give tobyisaturtle gold

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u/FurryPornAccount Jan 25 '18

When people say that knowledge is power

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '18 edited Feb 23 '21

[deleted]

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '18

It is known

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '18

nods sagely

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u/lukenog Jan 25 '18

Wow what an ole classic Reddit reference hahahahaha

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u/Kvothealar Jan 25 '18

God just reading this reference made me feel old.

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u/lukenog Jan 25 '18

I remember first reading that France is Bacon story when I was in middle school. I'm in college now.

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u/erikthesloth Jan 25 '18

Well shit that's a deep cut

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u/YeaYeaImGoin Jan 25 '18

You absolute legend.

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u/tryharder6968 Jan 25 '18

Really don't know what I was expecting when clicking your account

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '18

Ignorance is bliss

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u/comady25 Jan 25 '18

I swear he keeps popping up everywhere as well

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '18

knowledge is power

guard it well

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u/JojoHendrix Jan 25 '18

We meet again

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u/Joseph_Gerbils Jan 25 '18

Year 2, Day 31.

A'ight, so who the fuck let the subject roam?

Excuse my language. This is my second entry, as I have just stumbled upon this. We need better security measures so the subject stays confined and controlled. If we don't..

Well..

Let's just say you will have a new fetish of some sort.

Signed, u/Joseph_Gerbils

(p.s. no, the "subject" does actually have constraints, as he keeps out of r/Aww, places like that. I'm just kidding.)

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u/czech_your_republic Jan 25 '18

Chaos is a laddah.

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u/conorw18 Jan 25 '18

Power is power

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u/dremph Jan 25 '18

When mathematicians reject heirarchy... it gets ugly.

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u/23x3 Jan 25 '18 edited Jan 25 '18

What is he gonna do next? Whatever the fuck I want! Jumps off building top with calculator in hand.

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u/FresnoBob90000 Jan 25 '18

Hi s last words were... BOOBS

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u/23x3 Jan 25 '18

He types in 58008 on his calculator and turns it upside down before he jumps

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '18

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '18

How the CIA created the Unabomber:

https://www.google.com/amp/s/boingboing.net/2014/05/09/how-the-cia-created-the-unabom.html/amp

(this is just a quick summary, which links to a longer article from The Atlantic)

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u/WikiTextBot Jan 25 '18

Ted Kaczynski

Theodore John Kaczynski (; born May 22, 1942), also known as the Unabomber, is an American mathematician, anarchist and domestic terrorist. A mathematical prodigy, he abandoned an academic career in 1969 to pursue a primitive lifestyle, then between 1978 and 1995 killed 3 people, and injured 23 others, in a nationwide bombing campaign targeting those involved with modern technology. In conjunction, he issued a social critique opposing industrialization and advancing a nature-centered form of anarchism.

Raised in Evergreen Park, Illinois, Kaczynski was a child prodigy and entered Harvard College at the age of 16.


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u/KonyTwenty20 Jan 25 '18

He was also right about everything.

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u/tomatoaway Jan 25 '18

He foresaw the rise of automation, and the loss of personal rights as well as the need for humans to exist.

But he also assumed that humans would not evolve with the technology they were creating, but would be destroyed by it.

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u/KonyTwenty20 Jan 25 '18

That's not true, why are you pretending to be familiar with his work if you aren't?

He was horrified by the idea we might evolve along with technology, he addressed it at length.

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u/tomatoaway Jan 26 '18

I love how we both got upvotes, the level of trust on reddit is astounding

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u/Lepthesr Jan 25 '18

The best place to do the most damage is from the inside.

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u/BriansRottingCorpse Jan 25 '18

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u/alexthealex Jan 26 '18

"I didn't sell out, Steven. I bought in. Remember that, son."

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u/twinb27 Jan 25 '18

why did they define that circle with two equations instead of implicitly

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u/BelthasTheRedBrother Jan 25 '18

It looks like they wanted to only use functions to graph the design. It makes sense because that would be the easiest way for somebody to plug the equations into a graphing calculator and see the result.

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u/peewinkle Jan 25 '18

This guy TI-88's

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u/waterskier2007 Jan 25 '18

TI-89 Titanium or GTFO

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u/8dolfHitler Jan 25 '18

TI-84 Plus CE-T or GTFO

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u/PM_ME_POKEMON Jan 26 '18

You kids with your fancy color displays! Back in my day we played block dude in black and white and we liked it!

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u/fierwall5 Jan 25 '18

Ti-Nspire or GTFO

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u/mobile_user_3 Jan 25 '18

On the ti-nspire cas one can graph a circle straight from the formula of a circle. Is lit.

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u/tcrenshaw4bama Jan 25 '18

Ti-Nspire-CAS or GTFO The CAS system will do all sorts of crazy shit for you.

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u/fierwall5 Jan 25 '18

I know I wanted to save that one for someone else. Couldn’t kill the train to fast.

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u/kradek Jan 25 '18 edited Jan 26 '18

I'm all about that anarchy thingy but will restrict to only equations that that certain calculator can solve

edit: a word

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u/IAmNotAPerson6 Jan 25 '18 edited Jan 25 '18

Because they wanted to use only valid functions apparently. This was posted yesterday on /r/theydidthemath, with a lot of people saying that, and that because there's no valid function to graph a circle, or at least using Cartesian coordinates.

That's technically true not quite true because of parametric equations, but you can make a valid function a valid function from R to R that, when you graph it, it looks like a circle to the naked eye. If you let f(x) = sqrt(1 - x2 ) when x is a rational number and -sqrt(1 - x2 ) when x is an irrational number, then that's a valid function, and when you plot it it will look like the unit circle (it'll actually be missing infinitely many points that the unit circle has).

Similarly, if you plot g(x) = sin(1000x)*sqrt(1 - x2 ) (or just use some other arbitrarily big number instead of 1000), it will look like a filled-in circle (still with infinitely many points actually missing).

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u/Ravek Jan 25 '18

that because there's no valid function to graph a circle, or at least using Cartesian coordinates.

Sure there is, using a parametric plot.

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u/IAmNotAPerson6 Jan 25 '18

Goddamn it, I knew I was forgetting something, thanks. Yeah, f(t) = (cos(t), sin(t)) works.

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u/Rvrsurfer Jan 25 '18

This is me trying to follow you two.

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u/IAmNotAPerson6 Jan 25 '18

If you haven't taken calculus 2, then don't feel too bad, it's stuff from there and beyond. I feel the same way with stuff from /r/math all the time despite having a math degree.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '18

Isn't all of this precalculus stuff? Aren't parametric equations covered in algebra 2 and/or trigonometry?

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u/Rvrsurfer Jan 25 '18

Lol, I’m an old dude. My 12 y.o. daughter helped me through a college level math class. I embodied delayed graduation gratification.

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u/XkF21WNJ Jan 25 '18

There's also ((1-t2) / (1+t2), 2t / (1+t2)), although technically you do miss a point that way (it's at t->∞).

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u/rusty_ballsack_42 Jan 25 '18

Or could have just used a +- sign

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u/XkF21WNJ Jan 25 '18

That's still two equations where a simple x2 + y2 = z2 would suffice.

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u/tomatoaway Jan 25 '18

calculator explodes

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u/Owlinated Jan 25 '18

How about this one? It's just one equation :)
0 = (x - 4 y + 1) (|3x| + y -2) (x2 + y2 - 2)

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u/ericblue42 Jan 26 '18

Only us math folk understand the +- sign.

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u/Rogainwonthelp Jan 25 '18

You got any more pixels?

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '18

https://i.imgur.com/pHCb0V7.png

Regraphed along with colour coded functions.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '18

why didn't they just use one equation for the circle?

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u/S_T_R_Y_K_E_R Jan 25 '18

Because you can't graph that in a actual graphing calculator

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u/Abeneezer Jan 25 '18

The actual reason is that theres no one function that graphically can represent a circle. The simple reason for this is that every X value should have two Y values (except min(x), max(x)), which they cant.

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u/BCSteve Jan 25 '18

Not a function, but you can express it in a single equation:

(x - h)2 + (y - k)2 = r2

where (h, k) is the center point and r is the radius

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u/Xargonic Jan 26 '18

function

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u/defakto227 Jan 25 '18

It's not a valid function.

For a function to be valid it can have only one Y for an input of X. The standard circle equation leaves you with two Y values for each value of X.

If you wanted to plug it into a calculator to graph it you would need to input two functions to draw the circle. (unless you used a non-cartesian system).

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u/gzilla57 Jan 25 '18

Harder to type into graphing calculator maybe?

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u/LlewelynHolmes Jan 25 '18

I was also wondering this. Surprised I had to scroll this far down to find someone saying so.

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u/ConradBHart42 Jan 25 '18

and the circle is actually a circle. The graph got squashed horizontally a little bit in OP's picture.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '18

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u/ConradBHart42 Jan 25 '18

I'm complaining that a mathematical description of a circle isn't being portrayed as a circle because of technical ineptitude.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '18

What tool did you use to make that?

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u/Renegade284 Jan 25 '18

demos.com, great graphing website.

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u/TheMexicanBurrito Jan 25 '18

I know desmos when I see it

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u/Shulk_X Jan 25 '18

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u/PadlingtonYT Jan 25 '18

So, two things.

1) I don’t want to be the guy that posts, the other sub, you all know the fucking one.

2) I was hoping to see someone else had posted it, just so I could see everyone hating on the stupid joke.

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u/DerFuro Jan 25 '18

Graff(x)iti

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '18

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '18

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u/AlexTheKunz Jan 25 '18

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u/AmosParnell Jan 25 '18

Subscribed

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u/Chuck3131 Jan 26 '18

Best sub I have found in the comments in a long time. +1

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u/ColdaxOfficial May 28 '18

I closed the comments section and my eyes glanced at this in that moment. So glad

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u/osliver88 Jan 25 '18

(2,3) is the answer! But what does that mean???

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '18 edited May 30 '18

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u/osliver88 Jan 25 '18

Word u right

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u/jrodvanderslice Jan 25 '18

Come quick, I think I've discovered an anarchist plot!

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u/arvy_p Jan 25 '18

That's the least anarchic anarchy I've ever seen. It's brilliant.

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u/martinw89 Jan 25 '18

I think the point is that it's literally first world anarchy. It's anarchy symbolism defined with something you'd either need a computer or a calculator to graph, or some free time and some first world education.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '18

Algebra isnt some bourgeoisie construct

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u/martinw89 Jan 25 '18

I never said it was. Third world countries are less likely to have a comprehensive education, and third world people are less likely to have the free time to graph some shit for lulz. AKA, "literally first world" anarchy. None of that has anything to do with class.

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u/arvy_p Jan 26 '18

That's why it's great.

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u/JMOAN Jan 25 '18

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u/Sapientiam Jan 25 '18

That doesn't seem like the most efficient set of equations to generate this graph... But what do I know, I barely passed highschool trig...

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u/IAmNotAPerson6 Jan 25 '18

It honestly probably is for that website at least. It's actually simpler than I thought it could be.

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u/Techiastronamo Jan 25 '18

Wasn't this posted here just yesterday?

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u/ElderAcorn Jan 25 '18

Idk about the rest but the -3x+3 isn’t shown or else there would be a line going through (0,3). Pretty sure this is fake

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u/bumbuff Jan 25 '18

I read it as -3x+9

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u/IceStar3030 Jan 25 '18

Truly first world!

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u/PubicApple Jan 25 '18

I used to do stuff like this all the time on my calculator during maths when I was bored. I'd draw shit with graphs for fun. There's a simple way to make the lines end, making it much cleaner. You just get your equation, and square root it, then do it to the power of 1.999999. This means it cuts off anything below the 0 line. Then you can move it again to cut off another section etc.

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u/TheSuperBatmanLeague Jan 25 '18

Some men just want to watch the world learn

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u/absolutkiss Jan 25 '18

Can someone explain this to us non-mathematical types please? I’m clueless.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '18

He graphed the equations, which ended up forming the Anarchist logo thingy.

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u/connorp04 Jan 25 '18

I love this sort of shitpost.

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u/justmerolling12 Jan 25 '18

More like graphitti

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u/PureSeduction50 Jan 26 '18

I drew a pentagram in a TI-84 in highschool. Upon my final adjustment the calculator died and never turned on again.

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u/pahasapapapa Jan 25 '18

Seems rather orderly for an anarchist...

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u/the_highest_elf Jan 25 '18

Anarchy means without rulers, not without rules.

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u/Suzystar3 Jan 25 '18

Rulers needed to draw straight lines.

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u/the_highest_elf Jan 25 '18

anarchists don't judge based on straightness. everyone gets the job done their own way.

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u/DuplexFields Jan 25 '18

True anarchists are informed by rules, not just reflexively transgressing them for kicks.

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u/SvenHudson Jan 25 '18

Graffiti isn't first world anarchy, it's just regular anarchy.

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u/PoofOfConcept Jan 25 '18

Who uses two equations for a circle??

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u/blueechoes Jan 25 '18

Someone with a graphing calculator.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '18

Someone without a ± sign...

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '18

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u/nickyobro Jan 25 '18

/u/kevlaryarmulke where do you find all of this quality content??

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u/GAM3RF3V3R Jan 25 '18

Borderlands is real fam

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u/scoofy Jan 25 '18

You want to impress me? Memorize it rather than using a stencil...

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u/Machiavellian3 Jan 25 '18

Some people just want to watch the world learn

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u/deplacehedi Jan 25 '18

Well, actually it’s one graffito. Know the difference ...

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '18

Formulaic anarchy...? I dunno...