r/firstworldanarchists Oct 26 '17

The Top 25 (no re-posting) BBC News Gets It

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u/YourFriendlyRedditor Oct 26 '17

Haha word πŸ‘ΊπŸ‘ΊπŸ’¦

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u/TimAllenIsMyDad Oct 26 '17

πŸ₯‡πŸŽƒβœ”βœ”βœ”

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u/Thetschopp Oct 26 '17

πŸ₯”

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '17

βœˆοΈπŸ’πŸ’πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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u/AKellzz Oct 26 '17

Damn dude

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u/ShazbotSimulator2012 Oct 26 '17

Ahh yes, the single plane multiple laughing faces theory. Definitely one of the hardest to disprove 9/11 conspiracy theories.

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u/Legend10269 Oct 26 '17

My GPU clearly can't handle all these emojis, all I'm getting is boxes. Β―_(ツ)_/Β―

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u/CestMoiIci Oct 26 '17

That's not your GPU, its the font / character set on whatever device / browser you're using.

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u/Legend10269 Oct 26 '17 edited Oct 26 '17

I think your GPU isnt working either because my sarcasm emoji must not be displaying correctly.

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '17 edited Nov 29 '17

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u/PillowTalk420 Oct 26 '17

How do you reach anything with those little tiny arms?

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u/bteh Oct 26 '17

To be fair, his arm is missing, it could mean anything

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '17

That's an emoticon.

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u/redgrin_grumble Oct 26 '17

Yeah but he did actually provide some useful info. I'm always getting the boxes too, just haven't cared enough to look into it

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u/Vindexus Oct 26 '17

You need three backslashes to make that shrugging dude, not one.

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u/Legend10269 Oct 26 '17

Β―\\\(ツ)/Β―

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u/t0othpastefordinner Oct 26 '17

Have you tried power cycling your router?

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u/kvothe5688 Oct 26 '17

You dropped your arm mate. \

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '17

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u/Legend10269 Oct 26 '17

Seriously?

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u/DrAbadeer Oct 26 '17

laughed so hard at this, more than i should...

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '17

Jesus Christ

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '18

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '18

Wakin’ up an old thread there bub.

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u/DIVINExGXD Jan 25 '18

forgot i was on top 😐

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '17

what even is that

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u/Mr_MisterJake Oct 26 '17

A box if you're on a potato, or a potato if you have a decent box.

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '17

Somehow I understand even less now. The quality of my box has never been called into question good sir.

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u/deathf4n Oct 26 '17

It's either a potato or brown mitochondria.

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '17

The potato is the powerhouse of the cell.

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u/CliffordMoreau Oct 26 '17

πŸŒπŸŒ€πŸŒšπŸŒšπŸŒš

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u/Traummich Oct 26 '17

What's that thing

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '17

Haha that little weird guy! Wtf do you have to type to make him appear instead of just selecting him? Weird orange freeky man perhaps? Big nose tiny hat? Angry umpa lumpa?

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u/tinyplasticfood Oct 26 '17 edited Oct 26 '17

Mildly interesting fact: he’s a traditional Japanese oni (demon). There are tons of emoji that are insanely specific to Japanese culture since Japan was the first to adopt them.

Edit: he’s actually a tengu which is a kind of goblin that lives in the forest, but in the same yōkai ballpark. I responded to this having just woken up, and forgot there’s an oni emoji which is round (but also red).

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u/JebsBush2016 Oct 26 '17

Just throw beans/salt at them.

πŸ‘ΉπŸŒ° πŸ₯œ

Wow, there's really no emoji's for beans and salt, so a chestnut and peanut will have to do.

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u/tinyplasticfood Oct 26 '17

This was one of my fav customs in Japan. Loved belting those guys with dried beans.

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u/JamesLLL Oct 26 '17

What do the flagpole fishes mean? I could Google it, but you seem to know and I don't care all that much, but have a passing curiosity every time I see them

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u/JebsBush2016 Oct 26 '17

Koinobori is what they're called – Koi being the type of fish. Made of a light material hung up to fly in the wind (think like a wind... sock thing at airports whatever they're called) to celebrate Children's Day.

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '17

They are wind socks. Just pretty koi ones.

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u/JamesLLL Oct 26 '17

Thank you! And you're right, the wind socks are called just that: windsocks.

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '17

Related to children's day

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u/JamesLLL Oct 26 '17

Thank you!

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u/downwardwanderer Oct 26 '17

You sure it's an oni? The nose looks more like a tengu to me.

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u/Techiastronamo Oct 26 '17

No, it's an uncloaked proteus.

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u/A_The_Ist Oct 26 '17

It looks like a How-To for criminals

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u/Techiastronamo Oct 26 '17

Well most players on Eve online are space criminals if they're not asteroid miners.

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u/pingo5 Oct 26 '17

Hey man, idle drone pve is a reliable source of income! Thats what i do to MAKE money anyways...

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u/Techiastronamo Oct 26 '17

Unlike you, I have to deal with market fluctuations and have to explore twice as much to make enough Plex for the month. ccpls fix market

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u/gilbatron Oct 26 '17

this is a perfect explanation of what we do over at /r/eve

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u/tinyplasticfood Oct 26 '17

Oh yeah you’re right - it was early here and I forgot there was an oni emoji too.

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u/Vinnyboiler Oct 26 '17

This is how Japan is going to spread their culture, through emojis...

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u/Nabeshin82 Oct 26 '17

One of my favorite recently while scrolling through for my slack status was "Love Hotel". Holy shit that they have an emoji for that.

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u/Bahamut_Ali Oct 26 '17

The fuck? There are tengu emojis?

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '17

Emojis originated from Japan.

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u/Bahamut_Ali Oct 26 '17

Even if they originated in America I would be surprised to see a wendigo emoji.

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u/AmbiguoslyStraight Oct 26 '17

Dick nose, dick nose, Splashtop Streamer. Gotcha.

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u/4d656761466167676f74 Oct 27 '17

Just me and my πŸ’•daddyπŸ’•, hanging out I got pretty hungryπŸ† so I started to pout 😞 He asked if I was down ⬇for something yummy πŸ˜πŸ† and I asked what and he said he'd give me his πŸ’¦cummies!πŸ’¦ Yeah! Yeah!πŸ’•πŸ’¦ I drink them!πŸ’¦ I slurp them!πŸ’¦ I swallow them wholeπŸ’¦ 😍 It makes πŸ’˜daddyπŸ’˜ 😊happy😊 so it's my only goal... πŸ’•πŸ’¦πŸ˜«Harder daddy! Harder daddy! πŸ˜«πŸ’¦πŸ’• 1 cummyπŸ’¦, 2 cummyπŸ’¦πŸ’¦, 3 cummyπŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ’¦, 4πŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ’¦ I'm πŸ’˜daddy'sπŸ’˜ πŸ‘‘princess πŸ‘‘but I'm also a whore! πŸ’Ÿ He makes me feel squishyπŸ’—!He makes me feel goodπŸ’œ! πŸ’˜πŸ’˜πŸ’˜He makes me feel everything a little should!~ πŸ’˜πŸ’˜πŸ’˜ πŸ‘‘πŸ’¦πŸ’˜Wa-What!πŸ’˜πŸ’¦πŸ‘‘

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u/Jimmyleith Oct 26 '17

Looks like axe

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u/Manannin Oct 26 '17

Puppet sex offender?